I'm posting this at you all because I found a knot self-tied in one of my eyebrow hairs this morning.
I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I can't help but feel that a fairly important line has been crossed.
I'm holding you all responsible until I find someone better to blame.
I wish I was religious.
2nd Nov 2008, 21:08
...and when I click the enter key with my pinkie, the PDA/phone/camera takes a picture.
This is the second night running I've managed to shoe-horn in a couple of hours for writing. It's been productive. I now have a couple of stories I have to push up to a larger machine so I can sneer at the grammar and spelling recommendations of a serious word processor. And, more importantly, get a word count so I can see if I am actually well and truly done with the two new stories. Both of which are due tomorrow in order to hit the more-than-generous submission deadline.
I could, you know, just count the words by hand, or something low-fi like that. But you'll notice that's a beer glass in the upper right-hand quadrant of the picture. Beer + math = do it again sober if you want to trust the answer. Not much point right now.
Anyway, maybe I'll be able to spare a few neurons for some Microhappies after tomorrow's punkin-slaughter. I've been missing them.
The keyboard is starting to get a bit flaky. Maybe because I've been sitting on it. It takes ten or twenty minutes of threatening the thing with a pen-knife to get the u i o p keys and the right half of the spacebar and the down and right arrow keys to feel like working. Time to start pricing a replacement.
31st Oct 2008, 02:19
Might as well be a gang tag.
25th Oct 2008, 23:14
I was going to Photoshop in horns, but I don't have to. Just look at that squint.
21st Oct 2008, 16:13