*picks up a set of clippers and scissors*
So, what would you like today sir? a little off the top?
hehe ES I've tried that...once...never again, I look like a fop with straight hair.
£20 will get you a perfectly servicable pair of hair clippers down at Boots. Then you too will be able to enter the world of perfectly alrightish self-administered haircuts. Admittedly there'll always be a bit you somehow miss that makes you look stupid after a bit, but that's a bridge you can burn later.
There is one slight problem with that scenario... I have so many scars on my head from skateboarding accidents, that if I shave my hair short, I look like a serial killing fascist football hooligan...on day release.
ha ha ha ha ...... still smiling!
Beth would probably have a go!
I'd be happy to if I was nearer!
in the bottom of a vodka bottle...Actually I was contemplating iteration vs recursion.
Always thought of them as the same word, but wiki tells me differently.
Liked this pic as an example

nice illustration Steve
Joe - I like your hair like that. I like the shot too
Quite liked this one too,

You have opened a can of worms... or perhaps Tuna.
Thanks D, it's full glory is not apparent in the above pic, it is starting to take over the office.
Joe: the great thing about these clippers is they come with things that change the length being cut off. 18/25 mm is long enough to hide even the largest scalp swastika tattoo.
I'll cut it for you if you like. It could be a charidy mobloggy thingy!! ;)
I will glady cut your hair for you Joe, although I can't guarantee the fringe will be straight. Ahhhh memories
I'll do it! I've only ever cut my fringe though! Dan's not bad either!
I likes the curls though :)
So that's why there's no sunshine in Leeds. Your hair's blocking it all out.