Spike says:
Call:
Me (in my best radio voice): Hello there, im calling to find out HOW i can change my life today
Them: Have you picked up one of our Leaflets?
Me: Yes, i agree, it WAS an unusual approach, one thing im wondering about is how i can 'create more time', have you discovered a method to change the space time continueum?
Them: errm, no, i think your mistaken about what the leaflets are regarding
Me: can you go back in time them to discover your fortune?
Them: sorry, i dont think i can help you
Me: But i want to find out HOW
Them: Goodbye
I must say, the woman that i spoke to was not very helpfull, i should have told her about the 88mph theory!!
Helen says:
Oh, Jason at work might like that one.
Today he called a travel company about a very cheap holiday to Florida that was advertised by fax (the fax was sent us at 4.23am this morning)... at one point I heard him say "I wouldn't give my credit card details over the phone, have you a website?"
Last week, it was the House of Commons to ask whether they'd be subject to the smoking ban... "no, no, it's ok, you don't have to read all of the legislation out to me".
