by yourhermione
Potter without a studio (college being remodelled), medical secretary, cancer survivor, would-be cake decorator, knitter (or at least collector of yarn), and general spazoid.
I was about to say "if they parked so close how did they get out"
then remebered they would have got out on the other side. d'oh!
I hate that. There have been times when I've been forced to climb in through the hatchback.
Maybe the 4x4s are in love? See how they're touching wing mirrors - aaaah, such romance.
He did hit my mirror. It now doesn't work. (power adjusted.) I took pictures with my flash camera and left quite the message. No one at the gym knew who's truck it was.
A couple of "Quotes" for you to leave on their windscreen next time:
"Well done! It must of taken years of practice to be that bad. Maybe if you let your guide dog park next time, you might only take up one space, or at least get it straight"
"This is just a note to say thank you for parking so close to my car¦
Next time, please leave a sodding tin opener so I can get my car out¦
Do society a favour and take the bus next time!"
Or you could be really prepared for next time with one of these

I did use the "leave me a can opener next time" actually!!
Oh, I should get some tickets like that!