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15th Jan 2007, 14:15  

Bluey says:

Oh it's fan bloody tastic! I am staying here with the homeliness of the scythe :o)

15th Jan 2007, 14:16

Cress says:

Hope you'll pardon the sickle pun...

15th Jan 2007, 14:18

Bluey says:

*scatters a few throw pillows around the new place

15th Jan 2007, 14:20

molly says:

That is scarily lifelike.

15th Jan 2007, 14:50

Bluey says:

Why is the clock so out of whack on this thing? I make it 14:37!

15th Jan 2007, 14:51

molly says:

I know ,maybe it's on blogtime .

15th Jan 2007, 14:52

molly says:

Parallel but not quite i n sync with gmt or g and t tee hee

15th Jan 2007, 14:52

molly says:

I am definately cracking up .:0(

15th Jan 2007, 14:53

Bluey says:

Ah I see. Well I wonder where the permed one has got to at any rate. Do you think he moved by choice or got the old heave ho? ;o)

15th Jan 2007, 14:54

molly says:

*wonders

15th Jan 2007, 14:54

Bluey says:

So does Blogtime follow the same principles as GMT or is it completely different with like one week in two years and a fifty millisecond sneeze ratio?

15th Jan 2007, 14:58

molly says:

Yes , and at the same time no.
It all depends on the time of high tide at Grange over Sands and the price of fresh mackeral on the Tesco wet fish counter.
*wonders if CSI kit could help locate location of permed one or if it's hardly worth the bother.

15th Jan 2007, 15:02

molly says:

*hopes it's not the old heave ho:0)

15th Jan 2007, 15:05

Bluey says:

Hardly worth the bother. I am sure he will return when the moon is in the required phase or some such malarkey.

Never mind the fresh mackeral, have you seen the price of cod! Nearly fainted in the mussels.

15th Jan 2007, 15:05

molly says:

Well there you are you see, the cod price went up and so the blog clocks go forward by the relevent amount.

15th Jan 2007, 15:08

Bluey says:

Ahhhhh. It all makes sense now! Silly me.

Right... what were we doing?

15th Jan 2007, 15:10

molly says:

I'm trying to drive a bus but it's very hard trying to concentrate with all this jumping about and the like.
I can't remember where we were going either.
*OOOOOOOOoooooooooooo remembers bus doors make a whooshy door noise and presses every switch and button to find right one.

15th Jan 2007, 15:13

Bluey says:

Oh good old whooshy door noise!
Let's just see where we end up then. I've been writing my tour guide speech and everything. It can be changed to fit any route. Clever me hey
*pours molly some weak tea regardless of whether she actually wants any :o)

15th Jan 2007, 15:16

Miscellaneous! says:

I think the picture requires a doily! :o)

15th Jan 2007, 15:16

molly says:

where did you have in mind

15th Jan 2007, 15:17

molly says:

Route and doily

15th Jan 2007, 15:17

Bluey says:

Oooh yes I forgot about a certain doily fetish. Thank you.

Oh I'm not fussy molly. Quite happy wherever you can drive us to. Out of the car park would be a good start :o)

15th Jan 2007, 15:20

Miscellaneous! says:

Yay doilies for all! or is it doili? what is the plural for doily! oh now i have a dliemma, i shall ponder en route!

15th Jan 2007, 15:20

molly says:

finds right button
*whooshy door noise
creates effect as seen on aeroplane movies when hatch or bomb doors are opened and bits of paper and things fly out and everybody's hair is blown about but is immaculate when door/hatch is shut.

15th Jan 2007, 15:21

Bluey says:

Ooooh that was fantabulous molly. I felt the whoosh and everything.
*does seat belt up and wonders whether to 'brace'
*decides to eat jam sandwich instead

15th Jan 2007, 15:22

molly says:

*thinks about crawling into corner until voices in head stop but wary of causing major traffic accident

15th Jan 2007, 15:23

molly says:

*worries about amount of sandwiches bluey is consumming and wonders if there will be any left for tea.
*wonders
*waits at traffic lights

15th Jan 2007, 15:25

Miscellaneous! says:

*ponders about the doily scenario while also being concerned about the jam sandwich...

15th Jan 2007, 15:28

Bluey says:

Ahead we can see some traffic lights whilst to the left there is a Tesco's dating from around 1643.

Don't worry the luggage hold is full of sanwiches. I offloaded the baggage :o)

15th Jan 2007, 15:32

molly says:

We'll go that way
*points
*opts for window wound down elbow out of window casually steering bus with one hand look.

15th Jan 2007, 15:33

Bluey says:

*digs out old mariner's hat from the good old days at sea as thinks it would make a nice drivers hat for molly.
*goes to check tickets with nail clippers

15th Jan 2007, 15:34

Bluey says:

The doilie - a devonian status symbol

15th Jan 2007, 15:35

molly says:

*bursts into spontainius singing as Tesco's approaches ,
I heard her in the valley.........

no, sorry wrong one

*Is cheered by thought of ample sandwiches..

15th Jan 2007, 15:35

Bluey says:

*plugs ears with bits of sandwich til all danger of TWH has passed

15th Jan 2007, 15:37

molly says:

*apologises for crap spelling of spontaneous and waves cheery wave to lollypop lady leaping out of way of certain death.

15th Jan 2007, 15:38

molly says:

*wishes had sat nav

15th Jan 2007, 15:39

Bluey says:

*grabs map and alters setting on microphone.
We WILL have sat nav I tell you! At. Roundabout. Take. Second. Exit.

15th Jan 2007, 15:41

molly says:

*admires self in old mariners hat in rear view mirror whilst carefully mowing through startled pedestrians on pavement
*gives them cheery wave.

15th Jan 2007, 15:42

Bluey says:

*leans out window to give cheery hello and a spot of friendly advice
Oi! Get out of the f***ing way!

*takes call on mobile phone

15th Jan 2007, 15:46

Bluey says:

Really? Wow. Yes I'm sure. No no of course not. Yes I will. I'll tell her now. Yes thankyou. Goodbye.

Umm Molly...

15th Jan 2007, 15:49

molly says:

*finds bag of sucky sweets in glove box and bottle of pop in sock box and joy of joys bag of maltesers in jumper and woolly scarf box.

15th Jan 2007, 15:50

molly says:

Yes

15th Jan 2007, 15:51

Bluey says:

*waves sardine sandwich in direction of Molly

Umm MOLLY!

15th Jan 2007, 15:51

molly says:

stuffs mouth with maltesers.

15th Jan 2007, 15:52

Miscellaneous! says:

*moves to other side of bus so as not to get any more sardines in the lap

15th Jan 2007, 15:52

molly says:

sardines eh.?

15th Jan 2007, 15:53

Bluey says:

Ah yes, just had a strange man on the phone. Said something about there being a gnome on the bus, and if we go over or under 30 mph he's going to blow it up.

15th Jan 2007, 15:53

molly says:

sounds abit fishy to me
taaadaaaaaaaa

15th Jan 2007, 15:53

Bluey says:

Oh and we're not allowed to get off less it's to refuel but even then the bus must keep moving.

15th Jan 2007, 15:54

molly says:

do you mean like in the film "that bus that had to go at 30 miles an hour otherwise it would be bloewn up by a nutter"?????????????????

15th Jan 2007, 15:55

molly says:

and blown up too which is worse than being bloewn up obviously

15th Jan 2007, 15:56

Miscellaneous! says:

Typical! all my bus journeys end in disaster, this time i have to be on a bus with a creepy gnome! not best pleased by that thought in the slightest
*shivers, quivers a bit then rocks into own little world of no gnomes or clowns... ah peace

15th Jan 2007, 15:57

Bluey says:

Dunno not seen it
*thinks of Keanu
Did he blow up a gnome too? 'There's a gnome on the bus!' doesn't fill me with terror. I expect the poor little sod could do with a sandwich.

15th Jan 2007, 15:58

molly says:

I didn't think gnomes ate sandwiches , Tries to look in rearview mirror to get glimpse of gnome in jacket made of explosives and sticky tape but bcan't quite see, See's bluey still stuffing face though

15th Jan 2007, 16:01

Bluey says:

S'alright. I'll call Borneo Steve for the correct gnome handling advice.

15th Jan 2007, 16:03

molly says:

*wonders who will draw short straw and have to shimmy under bus to look for other devices?

15th Jan 2007, 16:04

molly says:

good thinking ,borneo steve is sure to know .
*knows it's only an excuse for bluey to talk dirty over phone to borneo steve
*sniggers

15th Jan 2007, 16:05

Bluey says:

Ok. Gnomes are highly combustable when angry. They spontaneously combust. As long as we don't p*** him off we should be fine. We've just got to locate him and get rid of the trigger. Any volunteers want to look for a 2 foot tall ginger haired grump bag?

15th Jan 2007, 16:07

Miscellaneous! says:

I offer my services to shimmy!
*phew, can get away from that creepy gnome!

15th Jan 2007, 16:07

molly says:

*tosses gnome bag of sucky sweets incase is peckish

15th Jan 2007, 16:08

Miscellaneous! says:

If i find it can i kill it?

15th Jan 2007, 16:08

Bluey says:

You are correct molly. Borneo Steve knows nada about animals and the like. He gets it all out of books. He used to be a fitness model on QVC for goodness sake!

15th Jan 2007, 16:08

Bluey says:

No you cannot kill it! We must take it home... to devon.

15th Jan 2007, 16:09

Miscellaneous! says:

Can i at least chloroform it using a doily?

15th Jan 2007, 16:09

molly says:

If you think I'm typing thqt name you have another thing coming and that thing will be a shorter name along the lines of missy
*admires shimmying technique nontheless

15th Jan 2007, 16:10

Bluey says:

*decides not really bothered about Devonian gnome in the long run so lets missy do as he/she/it wants.

You keeping an eye on that speed molly? The last thing I need right now is to be covered in bits of gnome!
*eats gherkin sarnie

15th Jan 2007, 16:15

molly says:

*suddenly remembers bluey will at some stage use bus bog, looks at gherkin sarnie and shudders.
*checks speed , hair and makeup.
So far so ggod bluey, see's emormous queue forming at back of bus. Wonders if gnome is strapped in.

15th Jan 2007, 16:18

Messenger's daughter says:

Haha....thats classic!! Love it!

15th Jan 2007, 16:18

Missy says:

*shimmies around under the bus using amazing technique and grace (in ones own head)
*spots devonian gnome hiding behind wheel and goes in for the kill...

15th Jan 2007, 16:19

Bluey says:

There is no bus bog molly. But there is an extra large escape window up the back. That will have to do. Gherkins do not affect me thank you very much! Iron stomach.

*wonders what missy will do to the poor little critter

15th Jan 2007, 16:20

Missy says:

*appear triumphant with half gnome hanging out of mouth
*realises not actually a wolf and spits out gnome

15th Jan 2007, 16:21

molly says:

*wonders what's happening under bus as cannot see and is grateful for missy's running commentar
*worries for gnome

15th Jan 2007, 16:21

Strange Noise from under the Bus says:

CRUNCH!

15th Jan 2007, 16:22

molly says:

*y

15th Jan 2007, 16:22

Bluey says:

*runs to pick up gnome and is relieved it's still alive... just.
*removes trigger device (Walkman with TWH loaded and ready to go).

15th Jan 2007, 16:23

Missy says:

Gnome is gone so is the bomb
*cheers for self in head
You may now go above 30mph and quickly there are students behind us!

15th Jan 2007, 16:23

Bluey says:

*works to revive gnome in galley.
*lays it on doilie to recover
*wonders what crunch was

15th Jan 2007, 16:24

Missy says:

*wonders how bluey got off the bus in one piece to collect gnome, perhaps those sandwiches have some sort of magical powers hmmmm
*more pondering

15th Jan 2007, 16:24

Missy says:

*Sits back in seat to relax after shimmying shannigans

15th Jan 2007, 16:26

Bluey says:

You dropped him in the aisle when in the middle of your wolfman impression! Sometimes I really do think you have doilies for brains!

15th Jan 2007, 16:26

molly says:

*Sees student s and panics. Glad didn't have to witness gnome exploding.
*puts foot down
lets see what this baby can do
mirror , indicate , manoeuvre.

15th Jan 2007, 16:27

molly says:

*bemoans fact that misses sooooo much due to woefull slow typing and never really gets caught up :0)

15th Jan 2007, 16:29

molly says:

*also bemoans really crap spelling when trying to type quickly.
*bemoans
*and sighs

15th Jan 2007, 16:30

Bluey says:

*is slightly worried at effect feeding gnome had wonders why there's 6 more of them

Oh no not students! Quick Molly they're in a Renault 5 and everything! Go! Go! Go!

15th Jan 2007, 16:31

molly says:

*also wonders how bluey pulled off remarkable rescue of gnome

15th Jan 2007, 16:32

molly says:

typed slowly and care fully then

15th Jan 2007, 16:32

molly says:

*goes
pedal to metal

15th Jan 2007, 16:33

Bluey says:

Well to cut a long story short. I picked him up off the floor where missy had dropped him, warmed him up in the microwave and fed him a gherkin. Then he multiplied. Do you think we could sell them? They're quite cute.

15th Jan 2007, 16:34

molly says:

*but typically not sure why:0)

15th Jan 2007, 16:34

molly says:

stop typing so fast :0)

15th Jan 2007, 16:35

Bluey says:

*Makes mebtal note to type more slowly.

I do try and wait for your replies first you know :oP

15th Jan 2007, 16:36

Missy says:

Maybe he is secretly a gremlin and maybe it is secretly after midnight? that could explain although there seems to be many secret things happening if this is the case
*looks around in suspiscion of secrecy

15th Jan 2007, 16:37

Bluey says:

*makes mental note also

No it can't be after midnight unless the fish say so. We had that discussion earlier.

15th Jan 2007, 16:38

molly says:

well da. I'm doing my best:0)

who will buy them do you think??

15th Jan 2007, 16:38

molly says:

*gets swear box ready .
it's the pressure you see , always expected to keep the standard of drivle to a maximum, it's not easy you know, and then other weird buggers come on and I'm expected to keep up , it's not fair I tell you.
*sobs , sings comforting song in head and hides behind steering wheel .

15th Jan 2007, 16:41

Cress says:

*wakes up*

Hrrmmfff? Mrrg.
I'M ON A BUS!

15th Jan 2007, 16:41

Bluey says:

Devonian's? We could set up a little stall and everything. I can see the banner now 'Take a little piece of Devon with you'. Well it certainly beats a love spoon or rabbits foot!

15th Jan 2007, 16:42

molly says:

Excellant idea(calms down after outburst)

15th Jan 2007, 16:43

molly says:

An action man gnome you mean?

15th Jan 2007, 16:43

Bluey says:

*prys swear box out of mollys fingers and hands her a soothing redbull and sugar sandwich

15th Jan 2007, 16:44

molly says:

*hides
*then comes out of hiding
It could work you know .
*sketches little gnome outfits.

15th Jan 2007, 16:45

Bluey says:

Hmm yes I think you have something there! Well done! I shall go and feed more gherkins. Get em breedin'

15th Jan 2007, 16:47

Missy says:

*holds on for dear life as bus goes out of control due to molly no longer having hands at 10 and 2
*rocks back into peaceful place
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh :o)

15th Jan 2007, 16:48

molly says:

*is curious to see breeding process and the part gherkins play in it.
*so wants to look
*but doesn't.

15th Jan 2007, 16:49

Missy says:

*also wishing there was a bus bog, perhaps can use empty sandwich containers and throw at students...
*more pondering

15th Jan 2007, 16:49

molly says:

*sees look of panic on missy's face before calm one and regains control of bus, wonders what missy is doing with empty sandwich container.

15th Jan 2007, 16:51

Cress says:

I want to go click click click with my laptop on this bus.

15th Jan 2007, 16:51

Bluey says:

*takes up position by escape window at back of bus ready to start throwing stuff at students in Renault 5. All 11 of them.

15th Jan 2007, 16:51

molly says:

*slows down slightly so renault catches up so giving bluey better chance of hitting target

15th Jan 2007, 16:53

Missy says:

*reading molly's thoughts
Am sitting quite close to Bluey and the amount of sandwiches being consumed have created quite a few empty containers!

15th Jan 2007, 16:54

Bluey says:

*takes aim with bag of gnome poop

15th Jan 2007, 16:54

Cress says:

Kill them. Students are EVIL.

15th Jan 2007, 16:55

Missy says:

*chucks the broken gnome at renault

15th Jan 2007, 16:55

molly says:

*maintains speed and is enjoying watching whole episode through rear view mirror
*waves happily at jogger as he is catapulted over the windscreen,
*thinks how happy these Devon folk are .
*still wonders what missy is doing

15th Jan 2007, 16:58

Bluey says:

*grabs poor little gnome by the ear just in time and pulls him back to safety.
*locks all gnomes out of reach of missy
*wonders if it's possible to kill students with gnome poop and whether that might be a rather harsh penalty for driving a Renault

15th Jan 2007, 16:58

Cress says:

It's got its fishing rod caught in the axles! Hurrah!

15th Jan 2007, 16:59

molly says:

surely having to drive one is punishment enough(remembers KA an shuts up ):0)

15th Jan 2007, 17:00

Bluey says:

*laughs at thought
*has thought
*fiddles about in fuse compartment and also in snickers and twirl compartments
Try putting your foot down now. That should do the trick!

15th Jan 2007, 17:02

Cress says:

You forgot the Crunchie department! We're all going to stink of honeycomb if that thing blows.

15th Jan 2007, 17:02

molly says:

*puts foot down.
you'll have to take over the wheel soon somebody ,because I have to go over there ,probably til tomorrow.
;0)

15th Jan 2007, 17:03

molly says:

*finds a few maltesers and bits of fluuf in pocket,
Give these to gnome to nibble on.I'll bring things and such upon my return.

15th Jan 2007, 17:05

Bluey says:

*feels the g force
*is not sure likes the feeling of having one's eyebrows by ones ears
*screams for the hell of it

15th Jan 2007, 17:05

Bluey says:

*wonders what fluuf is and wants some

15th Jan 2007, 17:06

molly says:

fluuf is like fluff but not quite so sweet to the palate.

15th Jan 2007, 17:06

molly says:

thought you might
;0)

15th Jan 2007, 17:07

Bluey says:

Not like the good old hoover fluff then :o(

Right well you pop up the back and I'll drive through the night. I know a place we'll be safe for a while. With Cliff and the students on the rampage we won't last long out here

15th Jan 2007, 17:09

molly says:

*pulls to a halt in a shop window and gives happy wave to startled shoppers.
*hops out of bus
*small whooshy door noise for drivers door
*tosses keys to bluey
must dash I'm afraid.
I'll get a taxi to wherever you are tomorrow.

15th Jan 2007, 17:10

molly says:

*reads last comment from bluey and changes plans:0)
Tell you what I'll pop up the back and you drive throught the night , Saves me messing about tomorrow trying to find a taxi.

15th Jan 2007, 17:12

molly says:

No, not like the good old hoover fluff then.
*pops up the back.

something doesn't look quite right there .
*ponders

15th Jan 2007, 17:14

Bluey says:

No I must say that looks slightly wrong.
*sets off for safe house

15th Jan 2007, 17:18

molly says:

*sleeps , secure in the knowledge that I am being driven to an unknown place by a gnome tossing person and sharing the bus with heaven only knows who else.
Til the morning then, oh, and the afternoon.

15th Jan 2007, 17:21

Bluey says:

*thinks that looks slightly wrong too
I have never in my life tossed a gnome thankyou very much!

15th Jan 2007, 17:22

Cress says:

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

15th Jan 2007, 17:29

Bluey says:

Sounds like they're both deprived species then. What about Piskies?

15th Jan 2007, 17:31

molly says:

*Looks in copy of "Gnomes and Piskies, A Guide for Life".
"gnomes and piskies should never be tossed without prior consent".
I feel we can move on now that has been clarified.Thankyou.

15th Jan 2007, 19:06

Cress says:

Poor Piskies.

15th Jan 2007, 19:19

Bluey says:

*breathes sigh of relief now one of life's most important questions has been answered
*munches on super noodle sandwich
*remembers is supposed to be driving bus

15th Jan 2007, 22:48

Cress says:

Super noodle sandwich? I love you.

15th Jan 2007, 23:51

molly says:

*wakens to rythmic movement of bus. Assumes it's rythmic movement of bus as can never be sure of anything on here.
*fancies chees and onion crisp sandwich.
*is lulled back to sleep by rythmic movement of bus.
*but not before wondering if bluey is driving bus, and where we wre going.

16th Jan 2007, 08:26

molly says:

*and making mental note to improve spelling.
*sets alarm for sometime after midday :0) ish

16th Jan 2007, 08:37

Bluey says:

*wakes up and removes knee from under steering wheel
*drives bus through big gates and parks in front of Grimm Abbey
Right we're here girls. Habits (clothing not bad) can be found in the bags under the seats :o)

16th Jan 2007, 12:46

molly says:

*wakes up and looks around for remains of sandwiches from day before as is starving.
* grabs bag from underseat and throws on habit,
*looks in rear view mirror .
That's actually not bad , for a habit.
*Has a bit of a swoosh up and down bus.

16th Jan 2007, 12:59

Bluey says:

*feels something similar to Sister Act going on here
Anyone for a bread sandwich?

16th Jan 2007, 13:07

molly says:

OOooo yes please, can I have some bread with that too.
*feels need to join choir and fly to L A.
*wonders if we shall be able to keep new habits or go back to old ones at some stage :0)
*wonders.

16th Jan 2007, 13:11

molly says:

*loving the sandals.
*not sure about the funny haircut though.
*hopes this won't all be in latin as doesn't know any
*wouldn't be adverse to a chant or two though.

16th Jan 2007, 13:14

Bluey says:

*also doesn't know any latin but wouldn't be adverse to making a bit up every now and then
*wonders how is one going to get down coach steps in flappy sandals
*does like the slap slap slap noise they make when walking however

16th Jan 2007, 13:16

molly says:

*watches bluey go down bus steps
in flappy sandles and...
*sniggers
*then remembers has to get of bus too. Does so in a very elegant fashion until tripping over dangly dressing gown chord thingy holding habit together.
*regains composure and follows bluey.
*wonders if vow of chastity has to be sworn when entering order.
*wonders
*admires flapping noise from two pairs of sandals, and thinks would make good additional percussion sound for any band.

16th Jan 2007, 13:26

Bluey says:

*thinks if vow's of chastity have to be sworn then we'll be leaving again very shortly
*wonders if we have to be quiet in there and whether alcohol is permitted
*thinks Cormac would 'dig' the sounds coming from our feet
*knows we shall be fine even if this is a silent order - all we need is an '*'

16th Jan 2007, 13:32

molly says:

think we should check house rules pretty damn quick.
*realises will never ever be able to communicate in real world again without keyboard and an *

16th Jan 2007, 13:38

Bluey says:

*knocks on door which absolutely no reply whatsoever
*shoves door with flappy sandalled foot

16th Jan 2007, 13:45

molly says:

*ecclesiastical whooshy door noise.

16th Jan 2007, 13:48

Bluey says:

Ooooh I like it! Well done!

Well there doesn't appear to be anyone here and everythings covered in a thick layer of dust.
*idea springs to mind

16th Jan 2007, 13:54

molly says:

*is so glad bluey has lots of springs in brain.
What might that be then ?
*waits in breathless anticipation as always .

16th Jan 2007, 13:58

Bluey says:

*is also glad has lots as several have sprung
Well it can't be THAT hard to pull off being nun's now can it :o)

16th Jan 2007, 14:06

molly says:

*almost writes comment to last comment but desists for fear of being banished from blog for ever more:0)
*wonders which of many sprung springs will go with

16th Jan 2007, 14:13

molly says:

It's true what they say, old habits die hard.

16th Jan 2007, 14:16

Cress says:

*peeps out from behind a pew*
*has only just woken up and followed Bluey and molly off the bus*
*looks pretty good in a habit*

16th Jan 2007, 14:18

Sister Cress says:

*whispers* Hello.

16th Jan 2007, 14:19

Echo says:

Hello...ello...llo...

16th Jan 2007, 14:21

Sister B (Bluey) says:

Oh yes. I can see it now. Singing TWH at Mass...

16th Jan 2007, 14:21

Sister Cress says:

Oh no!! What kind of devilish place have we entered??

16th Jan 2007, 14:21

molly says:

Of course , we could start a choir and sing all 27 versions simultainiously.

16th Jan 2007, 14:23

Sister Cress says:

We can't do that, we don't have the Scots' Dragoons.

16th Jan 2007, 14:25

Sister B says:

Oh yes! We could even sing it in the round and it could go on... forever! How wonderful would THAT be :o(

16th Jan 2007, 14:25

Sister B says:

Dragons?! Where?!
*Hides behind pew

16th Jan 2007, 14:26

Sister Cress says:

Hush, I think I hear the Mother Superior coming.

16th Jan 2007, 14:26

second cousin once removed molly says:

*sees bluey has sneakily changed name .

16th Jan 2007, 14:26

Sister Cress says:

Towards us.

16th Jan 2007, 14:26

molly says:

*mother superior and mother not quite so superior but still with a bit of a snotty attitude

16th Jan 2007, 14:28

Sister Cress says:

I hope there's no initiation rite.

16th Jan 2007, 14:28

Sister B says:

Well if it is her cleaning's appauling. Just look at the state of this place. Doesn't look like anyone's been here for years. Oh god what if she's a ghost?!

16th Jan 2007, 14:29

Sister Cress says:

Shhh don't take the lord's name in vain, she'll eat us!

16th Jan 2007, 14:29

Sister B says:

I hope they don't make us go and work with... well you know...

16th Jan 2007, 14:30

Sister B says:

Oh jebus! Well she's not having my money!
*stuffs money into inaccessible places

16th Jan 2007, 14:31

Sister Cress says:

LAUNDRY?

16th Jan 2007, 14:31

Sister B says:

No! The... the...

*starts to cry at sheer thought

16th Jan 2007, 14:32

Sister Cress says:

I think we have a problem, Sister B.



Where's molly?!

16th Jan 2007, 14:33

Sister B says:

*realises implications of a missing molly
Oh dear god! Quick we must find her before we're blown up, transported to another time, covered in sardines or left at the mercy of the ranger!
*runs off in direction of dusty footprints
slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap

16th Jan 2007, 14:35

molly says:

Over here, admiring the candles.

16th Jan 2007, 14:36

Sister B says:

*screeches to a halt
Thank goodness! Oooo yes they are rather aren't they!
*wonders if now would be a bad time to try and find the wine cellar

16th Jan 2007, 14:38

molly says:

sounds like a plan.
*sneaks particularly fascinating candle into habit pocket, assuming they have pockets.which they probably don't .

16th Jan 2007, 14:40

Sister B says:

Of course ours have pockets! How else would we lug the amount of useless stuff around with us that we do?
*heads off in that direction over there
*wonders where small knobby candle went

16th Jan 2007, 14:42

Sister Cress says:

The dribbliness is very distracting.

16th Jan 2007, 14:45

molly says:

*makes mental note to be more careful with candle than was with knob.
*follows Sis B over there but has a quick peek just behind here first.
*coming Sis B .

16th Jan 2007, 14:45

Sis B says:

Really did not want to know that Molly! In fact I'm not sure it's even allowed.
*descends musty steps into murk
*wonders why Sister Cress is dribbling.

16th Jan 2007, 14:47

Sister Cress says:

The candle's dribbling... I'm not... oh wait. I was thinking of super noodle sandwiches.

What's down here?

16th Jan 2007, 14:49

molly says:

OOOoooo it's dark down here, I wonder what will lay in wait at the bottom.??????

16th Jan 2007, 14:49

Sis B says:

Oooo dunno. You can't beat a super noodle sandwich. Where is Molly? We must wait for her! She gets terribly tetchy otherwise

16th Jan 2007, 14:50

Sister Cress says:

It smells funny...

16th Jan 2007, 14:51

molly says:

Here .
*holds up hand.

16th Jan 2007, 14:51

Sister Cress says:

Look at this dusty old skull... wait - SKULL?!

16th Jan 2007, 14:52

Sis B says:

What does? You haven't got Molly candles have you? Oh jolly good I was getting worried. Perhaps we can use the candle to illuminate our way?
*is not sure how molly will react to the suggestion of burning her new found knob

16th Jan 2007, 14:53

molly says:

*graspes new found kbob/candle firmly.
Get yer own
Skull you say.hmmm.

16th Jan 2007, 14:55

molly says:

kbob, ?no idea where that came from :0)
but then I do have all kinds of things in my pocket you know

16th Jan 2007, 14:56

Sis B says:

*looks at skull
It's ok. No worry. It's a male one.

16th Jan 2007, 14:57

Sis B says:

*is jealous and wants a kbob

16th Jan 2007, 14:57

molly says:

*rummages in pocket
You're in luck, it's abit covered in fluff but you're welcome to it.
*tosses kbob to Sis B.

16th Jan 2007, 15:02

Sis B says:

*will cherish kbob
*wanders further into the crypts (oooo that's such a good word)

16th Jan 2007, 15:03

molly says:

*decides to give self slap and see if it does any good.In a funny mood this afternoon ;0)

16th Jan 2007, 15:03

Sis B says:

*is unsure what Molly means by funny mood
*clasps habit tightly to body and walks sideways up passage - back to the wall

16th Jan 2007, 15:05

molly says:

*sees Sis B walking in peculiar way and assumes it to be some religious thing so does same out of respect.
Are you sure the wine cellar is this way.???

16th Jan 2007, 15:08

Sis B says:

*wonders if Molly is taunting
*realises taunting sounds rude
Well no not absolutely positive but in my experience in order to find alcohol one must go down

16th Jan 2007, 15:12

Sis B says:

*realises that that also sounds very very wrong and wishes had taken vow of bloody silence

16th Jan 2007, 15:12

molly says:

If the alcohol is below us then indeed we shall go down together.


It gave me no satisfaction at all having to say that.

16th Jan 2007, 15:16

molly says:

*realises it could get worse before it gets better

*hopes so.
*sniggers
*throws bucket of cold water at self.

16th Jan 2007, 15:18

molly says:

*wonders if it's the whole nun/ horsehair underwear/no underwear thing that's causing it?

*maybe should get back on bus for all our sakes;0)

16th Jan 2007, 15:19

Sis B says:

*hopes certain deranged fiddler won't come after us in the hopes of getting some free horsehair
*would like to get on bus but thought of alcohol drives me forward.

16th Jan 2007, 15:22

Sister Cress says:

*still wandering around looking at dribbly candles*

16th Jan 2007, 15:23

molly says:

Forward and down it is then, I could use a drink after all that to steady me nerves.
Blimey

16th Jan 2007, 15:24

Sister Cress says:

Down we go... I hate stairs and sandals.

16th Jan 2007, 15:25

molly says:

*starts to unravel horsehair knickers to give to deranged fiddler.

16th Jan 2007, 15:25

molly says:

there should be at least enough for a couple of chorus of kitty jay.

16th Jan 2007, 15:26

Sister Cress says:

*glances furtively over shoulder*

16th Jan 2007, 15:27

molly says:

*tries to walk down stairs in flappy sandals without tripping over dressing gowny cordy thingy.
*does

16th Jan 2007, 15:28

Sister Cress says:

*motions silence to molly and winks*
*sneaks up on Bluey*
*bursts into very loud rendition of TWH*
*collapses in hysterics*

16th Jan 2007, 15:28

Sister B says:

*takes off down passageway with hands over ears

16th Jan 2007, 15:31

Sister Cress says:

*high-fives molly*

16th Jan 2007, 15:33

molly says:

*watches Sis B flying down passage and wonders why the ear thing.
*assumes has got nose onto wine cellar and follows.

16th Jan 2007, 15:33

Sister Cress says:

*Gets excited by prospect of consecrated wine and pursues at full speed*

*stops to allow molly's little legs to overtake again*

16th Jan 2007, 15:36

Sis B says:

*charges down small flight of steps and along narrow corridor lit by flaming sconces
*wonders if should wonder who lit them but doesn't
*bumps into Borneo Steve looking for rare woodlice, gives quick interview and carries on

16th Jan 2007, 15:38

molly says:

*glares at Sis Cress over "legs"thing and bites her on the shin during overtaking manoeuvre.

16th Jan 2007, 15:39

Cress says:

*rubs shins in pain
*threatens molly with rare Baroque version of White Hare if she ever does that again
*wonders who lit the sconces

16th Jan 2007, 15:41

molly says:

OOOooooooooo yummy scones,
Is reminded of king alfred and the cakes , because of way brain works sometimes.
*quite likes new version of Whit Hare and hums along

16th Jan 2007, 15:44

molly says:

*joins Cress at the harpsichord

16th Jan 2007, 15:44

Sister Cress says:

Where did Sis B go?
*thinks Sis B must have found the wine

QUICK! THIS WAY!

16th Jan 2007, 15:45

molly says:

*realises sis b has been missing a while too

16th Jan 2007, 15:48

Sis B says:

*crashes through last door into enormous wine cellar closely followed by Borneo Steve
*evil glint in eye
*barricades door shut
*sniggers

16th Jan 2007, 15:49

molly says:

*hopes there's wine left.

16th Jan 2007, 15:50

molly says:

b*****d , f*****g a******e

*sits and cries outside door

16th Jan 2007, 15:51

Sis B says:

*woodlice and horsehair fly

16th Jan 2007, 15:52

molly says:

with swear box in hand

16th Jan 2007, 15:52

Sis B says:

*unbarricades door and removes woodlouse from eyebrow

16th Jan 2007, 15:54

Sister Cress says:

*sits and cries too

There is an evil presence in this place! It has turned Bluey against us...

16th Jan 2007, 15:55

molly says:

*counts contents of swearbox and smiles as has got enough for one oneway ticket to desert island paradise.

16th Jan 2007, 15:55

molly says:

*now only needs enough for Ray's ticket and I'm off .

16th Jan 2007, 15:57

molly says:

you naughty nun you, Sis B

16th Jan 2007, 15:59

Sis B says:

Sorry. Got a bit carried away. Come up the back, I found the spirit aisle. Lagers and beers to the left.

16th Jan 2007, 16:03

Sister Cress says:

Who's Ray? Mears?

16th Jan 2007, 16:03

Sister Cress says:

Nowhere better for spirits than an old nunnery.

16th Jan 2007, 16:06

molly says:

*heavenly choir sings and a bright light shines down
Of course Sis Cress , there is no other.
*makes the sign of the crossed twigs.
Any Guinness there B???
*goes up the back
*sniggers

16th Jan 2007, 16:06

Sis B says:

*ferrets about for guiness
Why yes. Several large crates! You probably won't need a ticket for Mr Mears. All he'll need is a twig. Any chance of squashing me in your suitcase? Or we could go as a two headed nun?

16th Jan 2007, 16:07

Sis B says:

It's that time of day I'm afraid... the spelling is getting worse

16th Jan 2007, 16:08

Sister Cress says:

A two-headed nun? You can't give heads to a nun.

*sniggers

16th Jan 2007, 16:13

molly says:

*does spelling check.
I've seen worse, yes you can come too.
*sits in corner just next to the thing over there and smashes open a crate .


16th Jan 2007, 16:14

Sis B says:

*sits on floor with large dusty bottle. Has no idea what is inside and does not care. Has horrible visions thanks to Sister Cress' last comment.

16th Jan 2007, 16:15

molly says:

Depends on which order of nuns Sis Cress,

16th Jan 2007, 16:16

molly says:

*drinks Guinness and slowly drifts off into happy place .

16th Jan 2007, 16:18

Sis B says:

*very quickly get's rather drunk
*wonders if the ranger is still even alive
*thinks it would be a really jolly good fantastical idea to sing

16th Jan 2007, 16:19

Sister Cress says:

*Agrees.

16th Jan 2007, 16:20

molly says:

*misses ranger and gets all sad in that stupid too much to drink way but is cheered by idea of song .

16th Jan 2007, 16:20

Sis B says:

Anda one anda two anda onetwofreefour

I 'eard 'er in 'er vaaaaaaalleeee
I 'eard 'er in 'er' dead ov nigh'

*scares self and stops

16th Jan 2007, 16:22

molly says:

*wonders if we're sleeping here tonight ??
*randomly

16th Jan 2007, 16:22

Sister Cress says:

I remember when he said he was with me... in the gherkin bar... I was sho happy...

*waves tankard around vaguely

It wash like shomthing from another worrld...

16th Jan 2007, 16:23

Sister Cress says:

Da warrning ovva whyyherrrrrrrr...

16th Jan 2007, 16:23

molly says:

*unravels abit more of knickers ,about three renditions of scrumpy's set worth.

16th Jan 2007, 16:27

molly says:

*thinks back to happier times.
before had heard of deranged fiddler. Slumps in corner with smile on face.

16th Jan 2007, 16:29

Sis B says:

Yeah I know the short *hic* of think you mean *hic*
*waves bottle at Molly and Cress and blinks very very slowly
But it dusn' matt a...

*starts to hum high pitched backing vocals from original version

16th Jan 2007, 16:31

molly says:

Ah, original version, I remember that like it was yesterday. Actually it was yesterday .
*holds ears as high pitched singing is causing physical pain

16th Jan 2007, 16:35

Sis B says:

*giggles uncontrollably for no apparent reason
*wonders (in between wondering about the distinct possibility of flying pigs) who will be selling pretty albums at the gigs this year

16th Jan 2007, 16:36

molly says:

*wonders if knickers may still be good for a rousing version of Bold Knight .

16th Jan 2007, 16:37

Sis B says:

*attempts to walk over there but legs won't cooperate.
Ah yes. The song where he gets his own words muddled at the end. Highly amusing.

16th Jan 2007, 16:41

molly says:

*assumes albums will be sold by whoever draws shortest straw.
*has reached state during alcohol consummption which induces state of total lack of fear and common sense :0)

16th Jan 2007, 16:43

Sis B says:

*titters
I think you may be right. I would offer to do it but I don't want to. People would point and stare.
*titters some more
*senses is sobering up :o(

16th Jan 2007, 16:46

molly says:

*fears of return to sobriety grow also.
so, do we doss down here or shuffle our weary way back to the bus.
*looks back on afternoon in abbey place and feels happy.
It has been a good day.
*cannot believe I actually said that.

16th Jan 2007, 16:51

Sister Cress says:

I fort Kingnn...the norty word... tree... was the one he muddleduddles all ver time...

16th Jan 2007, 16:52

molly says:

You could sell said albums and just point and stare back , and stick out tongue .

16th Jan 2007, 16:52

molly says:

*realises that Sis B has consummed far more alcohol than self and may need assistance if we are to move any where else today.

16th Jan 2007, 16:54

molly says:

meant sis cress obviously.

16th Jan 2007, 16:56

Sis B says:

I have absolutely no intention of leaving the alcohol behind. I am staying put and shall sing my heart out til the morn.
*cracks open new bottle

16th Jan 2007, 16:58

Shishter Cresh says:

Bush! Back to the bush! Da wheelsh onda bush go roun'n'roun'...

16th Jan 2007, 16:58

Sis B says:

Nosso. E ges iz primez an' timez muddledup. *Hic*

16th Jan 2007, 16:59

Shishter Cresh says:

My name's a plant. Why can't I be Daisy or Rose or Oregano or something.

16th Jan 2007, 17:00

Sis B says:

*slides down wall some more and titters

16th Jan 2007, 17:01

Shishter Cresh says:

Evenprime doeshn't mekshenzz 'less you follow't wivva "roshe" and make shoap from't.

16th Jan 2007, 17:01

molly says:

*leans back against wall safe in the knowledge that, we have shelter for the night, Sis cress will feel far worse than me come the morrow, we'll get a song or too from Sis B , I have Guinness still to consume ,a new adventure awaits us tommorow and I have a substitute knob in my pocket.

16th Jan 2007, 17:02

Sis B says:

Or cuckoo spit. Oh no wait that's not... what about Parsnip? Good name that...

16th Jan 2007, 17:02

Sis B says:

*wonders why the prime was taken out and substituted with another time. Gives up.

Oh what a beautifuuuuul moooooooooornin',
Oh what a beautiful daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

that says mornin' not moomin by the way. Altho that could make a good song too.

16th Jan 2007, 17:05

molly says:

*unravels last vestiges of knickers in the hope of one teeny bit of L O T S .

*makes comfy bed in Guinness crate.

16th Jan 2007, 17:06

Shishtercresh says:

*looks enlightened
*ponders sibilance
*wondersh if ashterishk bitsh get shlurred too

16th Jan 2007, 17:06

molly says:

*sets alarm for 3.30 prayers

16th Jan 2007, 17:07

Shishter Parshnip says:

They love the laughter and they love the livvin' the MOOOOOOMMMIINNNSSSS

16th Jan 2007, 17:08

Sis B says:

*slyly cuts through alarm cable as there's no way I'm getting up at that time.

16th Jan 2007, 17:08

Sis B says:

*curls up in rather comfy box

16th Jan 2007, 17:17

Sister Parsnip says:

I don't want another drink. Wake me up after Mass. No wine. Wine bad. Ow.

16th Jan 2007, 17:21

Sis B says:

*wonders why Sister Parsnip would want to do Michael Jackson impressions at a time like this and puts it down to drink.

16th Jan 2007, 17:26

molly says:

*senses am not alone in box.

16th Jan 2007, 18:29

Sister Parsnip says:

*shnoresh

16th Jan 2007, 19:00

molly says:

*throws a relic at Parsnip to stop her snoring and realises could be in wrong box.

16th Jan 2007, 19:05

Sister B says:

*wakes up briefly when all four sides of the box give way
*goes back to sleep cuddling the ceramic donkey from a nativity set

17th Jan 2007, 08:10

molly says:

*wakes up and sees Sis B cuddling a donkey but decides not to ask .
*wanders over to a small window wipes off years of grime and cobwebs and looks out on a new day .Wonders what it will bring. Watches crows circling above the trees before they leave for the day. Catches a glimpse of several ponies in field across the way grazing . Eyes up one with a full mane and tail which may hold the promise of a new pair iof knickers.

17th Jan 2007, 08:17

molly says:

*hopes deranged fiddler with think of me next time he fiddles with his bow.
*realises how very very wrong that looks and worries it's going to be one of those days on the blog again.

*hopes so.

17th Jan 2007, 08:29

Sis B says:

*wonders why molly leaves it so long between face washes

17th Jan 2007, 08:30

Sis B says:

*tries not to think of deranged fiddler as disturbs sleep pattern

17th Jan 2007, 08:31

molly says:

*sticks out tongue at Sis B for "face " comment.
*looks at Sis C and realises she may not be with us for most of the time after last night's drunken behaviour:0)
.

17th Jan 2007, 08:37

molly says:

*decides to go and round up horse, gets big f**k off pair of scissors out of pcoket and goes out, thinking it will probably take til at least lunch time to catch it, trim it ,and knit new knickers.
will knit thong for Sis B with bits left over.

17th Jan 2007, 08:42

Sis B says:

*reassures molly that Sis C can be taken with us wherever we go thanks to the small handcart in the entrance hall

17th Jan 2007, 08:43

Sis B says:

*waits in box, enthralled at thought of horsehair thong
*worries about chafing
*falls back to sleep, breaking tail off donkey in process

17th Jan 2007, 08:44

molly says:

Am back :0)
But will be out again:0(
But then will be back again:0)
Throws thong in direction of Sis B .I have some superglue in my pocket.
*sees breakage donkeywise.
I have lined thong with goosefeathers to prevent chaffing.

17th Jan 2007, 12:45

molly says:

*helps load Sis Cress on handcart, before setting out for a look aound outside.

17th Jan 2007, 12:47

Sis B says:

*helps to pull cart along
*worries about feather infiltration
Any idea where we are going or is this just a random walkabout?

17th Jan 2007, 12:53

molly says:

*remembers that after being back for a bit will have to go out for a bit again.
*not a good day on moblog
*will have better day tomorrow;0)

17th Jan 2007, 12:54

molly says:

Well we could see what turns up out here or get back on bus and drive to where an adventure maybe kickking off.

17th Jan 2007, 12:56

molly says:

I shall be over there til about 2.30ish
*points.

17th Jan 2007, 13:02

Sis B says:

*watches molly struggle down stairs with handcart, nearly losing Sis Parsnip several times.
*goes to tend herb garden as has seen Cadfael do (oh good god what am I coming to)

17th Jan 2007, 13:05

molly says:

OOooooo Brother Cadfael ,great series that was.:0)

What you are coming to is what I have been at for the past three months or so. Welcome to my world .
*sniggers
*wonders if anyone would actually notice if we cleared off down the pub for the afternon.
*wonders.
*sees Cadf.....er Sis B in herb garden talking to Parsley the lion.
Cooooeeeeee, I'm back .

17th Jan 2007, 14:37

Sis B says:

Ah may the lord be with you and suchlike. Where have you been? We've been discussing the possibility of getting a brain off the wizard for this here lion.

I think possibly I have my story confused.

Lions and tigers and bears oh my!

17th Jan 2007, 14:45

molly says:

Somewhere over the rainbow
way up high
there's a land that I heard of
once in a lullaby.

merry old land of oz.
We need to decide a plan of action before we loose it totally.
*slaps self to see if it will help.

17th Jan 2007, 14:50

Sis B says:

I fear it may already be too late...

*part of a ceramic donkey head falls out of habit

17th Jan 2007, 14:52

molly says:

*worries that brain may be in total shutdown as couldn't even be arsed to change name for this one.

17th Jan 2007, 14:53

molly says:

*sees bit of donkey fall on floor but pretends to ignore it to save any further embarressment to Sis B . who has probably suffered enough;0)

17th Jan 2007, 14:55

Sis B says:

*shuffles piece of donkey underneath cabbage with sandal hoping no one saw

Let's go somewhere and do something, clear the mind, that sort of thing

17th Jan 2007, 14:59

molly says:

yes lets .
*hopes it's somewhere really wonderful and full of laughter and merriment and fine wine and food and pretty things and the like . Then remembers it's moblog.

17th Jan 2007, 15:02

molly says:

Lets stand on top of somewhere high and let the cobwebs blow away.

17th Jan 2007, 15:04

Sis B says:

Can you think of a place where we might find these things? And please don't say Centreparcs...

17th Jan 2007, 15:04

molly says:

*tries really really hard to think with eyes screwed tight shut and everything.

17th Jan 2007, 15:05

molly says:

OOoooooo I know, Woodall service area.

17th Jan 2007, 15:07

molly says:

T
*ponders then again maybe not.

17th Jan 2007, 15:08

molly says:

*wonders where the "T" came from up there, could be the only exciting thing to happen on here this afternoon:0)

17th Jan 2007, 15:09

Sis B says:

*checks notebook and see's that that's one service area still not visited.
*also notices has yet to spot the very rare and elusive 07:25 to Birmingham New Street.
*gets excited at thought of actually doing something and goes into 'sandal frenzy'

17th Jan 2007, 15:14

molly says:

*stands back in amazement at sandal frenzy dance , doesn't think it will catch on though.
Steady on there Sis B ,
*habit flies up and reveals quick flash of goosefeathers.

17th Jan 2007, 15:18

Sis B says:

*calms oneself
*waits patiently for the go ahead to grab the picnic and make for the bus. If we're quick we may still make entrance to an attraction somewhere
*wonders what alton towers would be like in a habit

17th Jan 2007, 15:22

molly says:

*also gets excited at prospect of doing something, but doesn't do silly dance.

17th Jan 2007, 15:22

molly says:

Grab the picnic.
*tries to remember where bus is.

17th Jan 2007, 15:28

molly says:

*ponders the size of a habit to completely enclose Alton Towers because that is how my brain works sometimes.

17th Jan 2007, 15:29

Sis B says:

*is waiting on board bus when molly finally arrives, swinging legs back and forth excitedly, bags of sweets in hand

Are we there yet?

17th Jan 2007, 15:30

Sister Parsnip says:

*snuffles*
*wakes blearily*

I'm in a handcart... why I am in a... oooooh my head...!

17th Jan 2007, 15:32

molly says:

*heaves Sis Cresnip on bus and takes sweets off Sis B as had far too many and will be sick what with the excitement and everything

17th Jan 2007, 15:34

molly says:

*is pleased cresnip has woken up in time to carry on plot as will have to pop out again soon for a teensy time.

17th Jan 2007, 15:39

Sis B says:

*sticks out bottom lip and starts to draw pictures on window with sticky fingers

17th Jan 2007, 15:41

Cresnip says:

Actually I'm feeling a bit... hold on a moment molly... *charges to toilet at back of bus*

17th Jan 2007, 15:42

molly says:

*leaves Sis B to sulk and sneaks off down bus with sweeties and stuffs mouth with them and rolls around on floor pouring them all over face.

17th Jan 2007, 15:43

Sis B says:

*sneaks into drivers seat, pulls lever with big knob on it and careers off out through gates

Whoo hoo hooooooooooooo

17th Jan 2007, 15:45

Cresnip says:

*appears from toilet at back of bus looking brighter
*walks back down the bus to snuggly handcart
*passes molly on the way
*snatches some sweeties for self and Sis B
*charges down to driver's seat to share spoils of theft

17th Jan 2007, 15:47

molly says:

*continues to roll about on floor at back of bus in sweety heaven for what could seem like about 30mins or so :0)

17th Jan 2007, 15:47

Cresnip says:

*suspects molly will be incapacitated for adventuring for a similar length of time as that which it may take her to consume remaining sweeties

17th Jan 2007, 15:48

Sis B says:

*pulls random levers, puts full beam on, gets windscreen wipers going and gets horn stuck in on position

17th Jan 2007, 15:49

Cresnip says:

*sniggers

17th Jan 2007, 15:51

Sis B says:

*sniggers also when realises what had previously said and in what context it could be taken

17th Jan 2007, 15:52

Cresnip says:

So, where to, driver?! ^_^

17th Jan 2007, 15:53

Cress says:

I fancy a pasty.

17th Jan 2007, 15:54

Cresnip says:

*wonders in panic if Sis B has fallen asleep at wheel

17th Jan 2007, 15:55

Cresnip says:

*suspects this is the case so decides to do some coursework until Sis B wakes up and we stop somewhere interesting or molly stops eating sweets long enough to stop us somewhere

*scribbles out terrible essay and gazes out window at towns and forests flashing past

*is glad this this road's so strraight and long

*didn't mean that in a dodgy way

17th Jan 2007, 15:58

Sis B says:

We are going this way
*points
*also fancies pasty
Do you have our 'nun's get in free to everywhere' passes?

17th Jan 2007, 15:58

Cresnip says:

Hurrah! You saved me from the terrible fate of coursework!
Yes, I have Nuns Go Free and a voucher, 69 for the price of Nun.

17th Jan 2007, 15:59

Cresnip says:

My head still hurts :( Do we have any Mr Bump plasters left over?

17th Jan 2007, 16:03

Sis B says:

*wonders if the curly wurly coupon from 1987 is still valid
*hands Cresnip some twisty ties to secure habit to ankles when on particularly fierce wafty rides
We don't want to end up with our habits over our heads now do we... well not this early on in the afternoon at any rate

17th Jan 2007, 16:03

Sis B says:

*chucks jumbo size box of plasters at Cresnip

Do you think they'll let molly on the adult rides this time or are we going to have to fiddle with the height guides again?

17th Jan 2007, 16:05

Cresnip says:

Oh, I hope not. Although after all that unravelling her knickers I'm sure there's plenty of opportunity for fiddling.

17th Jan 2007, 16:11

molly says:

*decides to keep distance from cresnip as doesn't want her fiddling with my newly crafted horsehair knickers thankyou very much.

17th Jan 2007, 16:13

Cresnip says:

Hurrah, molly's back!
So where are we going? Chessington World of Adventures? Alton Towers?


FLAMBARDS?!

17th Jan 2007, 16:16

Sis B says:

*casts wary glance Cresnips way
Ooooh look nearly there.
*pulls into carpark
Let us know when you're ready to head for the turnstiles molly ;o)

17th Jan 2007, 16:16

Cresnip says:

*crosses fingers and prays for Flambards. Oh the joys of the Hornet.

17th Jan 2007, 16:19

Cresnip says:

*prays, by the way, in a very potent manner, and with absolute authority. There's a book of Common Prayer hidden in this 'ere habit.

17th Jan 2007, 16:20

molly says:

*puts last bag of sweeties in pocket and makes way down bus.
*they have one of those fast cup and saucer rides so that can throw up in spectacular fashion after eating far to many sweeties previously.

17th Jan 2007, 16:22

Sis B says:

*whooshy door noise
*flys across car park with all the grace of a hippo towards the queue
*uses gig elbows to make nun path to front

17th Jan 2007, 16:23

Cresnip says:

*beeps cheekily at parting crowds

The Lord sayeth thou shalt move out the way.

17th Jan 2007, 16:25

molly says:

*looses cresnip and gets stuck behind bloke with big hair(typically)

17th Jan 2007, 16:27

Sis B says:

Cresnip why are you beeping? Are you feeling 100%?
*small child gets in way
MOVE! You curly haired dingus!
*child screams and hides behind parent type person
The lord loves you...

17th Jan 2007, 16:27

Sis B says:

*is well aware that Borneo Steve and his crew are following our every move for his new documentary 'When Nun's Attack'

17th Jan 2007, 16:28

Cresnip says:

The beeping is a sort of Road-Runner-esque beeping mixed with beeps of joy.

Oh, and I think I swallowed a boiled-sweet whistle.

Threaten the curly-haired kids with PermDeath

17th Jan 2007, 16:29

Sis B says:

*big eyes
What is the PermDeath of which you speak? It sounds terribly painful.. or hideously embarrassing?
*shoves vouchers at ticket man and grabs wrist bands
Come on you two!
*get's caught up in turnstile and goes round a few revolutions, hitting head on floor each time

17th Jan 2007, 16:32

Cresnip says:

*is suddenly overwhelmed and charges through the turnstile to explore alone for a while but will probably not get into any trouble and will find you again soon

*probably sooner than she currently intends to but exploring might be very very boring

17th Jan 2007, 16:33

molly says:

*thinks watching Sis B at turnstyle is far more entertaining than going on ride,
which ride are we going on Sis B??

17th Jan 2007, 16:42

Sis B says:

*finally untangles legs from sticky out bits on turnstile
*clears throat and shoo's away small gatherinng of children all shouting 'again, again, again'
Ooooo well I don't know. Shall we start off gently and build up or go in for a big one?
*sniggers

17th Jan 2007, 16:43

Cresnip says:

*wanders past looking for coconut shy
*overhears
*sniggers
*wanders off again

17th Jan 2007, 16:45

molly says:

I'd start off gently and build up the excitement slowly for a big finish.
But then I would.
*sees cups and saucers and claps hands with glee.

17th Jan 2007, 16:50

Sis B says:

*is not sure likes sitting in rather ornate looking giant teacup but will give it a whirl...

Oooooo it's starting! Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

17th Jan 2007, 16:51

molly says:

*makes a fabulous circle of vomit all the colours of the rainbow.
whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

17th Jan 2007, 16:53

Sis B says:

ck

17th Jan 2007, 16:53

molly says:

*spits tea all over screen:0)

17th Jan 2007, 16:56

Sis B says:

*gets off teacup thingy, and with a bewildered smile walks past a few vomit covered, crying children, in search of a bigger ride

17th Jan 2007, 16:56

Sis B says:

Ooooo shall we do the 'Ultimate Terror Heart Stopping Flying Whirly Loop The Loop Backwards In The Dark' one?

17th Jan 2007, 16:57

Cresnip says:

*wanders past still looking for coconut shy and laughs at vomited-kiddies.
*thinks coconut shy must be hiding
*realises coconuts must be very shy

17th Jan 2007, 16:59

molly says:

OOOOOOOooooooothinks about it for a secondoooooooooooooo
not sure.

Oh , go on then.

*remembers how fabulous space mountain was and runs ,hoping I make the height thingy.

17th Jan 2007, 17:02

Cresnip says:

*wanders back past looking thoroughly irritated and muttering about superglue

*spots molly and whips out a couple of toffee apples for molly to stand on during height measure

*vanishes again

17th Jan 2007, 17:03

molly says:

The the uncertainty of not knowing where you are, the inability to see, but moving forwards at speed in total darkness.
A bit like my night driving really.

17th Jan 2007, 17:04

Sis B says:

*Tries to stabilise molly on her apples
*get's nervous as are shown to front car
Oh c**p

17th Jan 2007, 17:05

molly says:

*gets giddy ,
*remembers to hold pockets tightly shut as doesn't want repeat of "mobile phone tumbling into to pitch black " incident .:0)

17th Jan 2007, 17:08

molly says:

*spelling and everything going as excitement mounts.

17th Jan 2007, 17:10

Sis B says:

*tries to get comfy in harness but can't as breasticles get in the way.
*is glad remembered to twisty tie habit down
*starts to shake as car starts to make it way up

click... click... click...click...

17th Jan 2007, 17:12

molly says:

*suddenly realises this could be Sis B's cliffhanger

17th Jan 2007, 17:12

Sis B says:

Bloody Japanese tourists!

17th Jan 2007, 17:13

molly says:

bugger, I knew there was something I had to do,
*tries to grab twisty ties from Sis B but alas , too late.

17th Jan 2007, 17:14

Sis B says:

*has sudden desire to get out but realises in horror it's too late

Clickity... clickity... clickity

*wonders if stomach has just dropped into sandals
*doesn't like the sensation either way

17th Jan 2007, 17:17

Cresnip says:

*wanders vaguely across the track in darkness, still looking lost and vague, oblivious to luckily just missing being mown down by carloads of screeching people

17th Jan 2007, 17:23

Sis B says:

*wonders if perhaps it has broken down as still sitting at top of big f*** off drop
*wonders if molly still has toolbox stashed in pocket somewhere
*feels about in depths of cavernous habit and locates the climbing gear
*thinks now is a particularly bad time to need the toilet

17th Jan 2007, 17:25

molly says:

*loves upside down in darkness, habit over head thrill of it all.

That could look wrong but not sure.

17th Jan 2007, 17:25

molly says:

*reads above and realises we haven't budged an inch yet. Crap.

yes I have the tool box, watches Sis B furtle for climbing gear.

17th Jan 2007, 17:28

Sis B says:

*sits tight for while longer
I'm fed up at fixing other people crap machines! If it hasn't moved by tomorrow we'll deal with it
*produces KFC Family Feast and holds tray upside down so it's actually the right way up

17th Jan 2007, 17:30

molly says:

*senses this could be Sis B's cliff hanger.
Tucks in.

17th Jan 2007, 17:32

Sis B says:

*tucks in getting grease all over face but it's oh so good
*decides to save some grease and a couple of the moist towlettes in case they are needed
*continues to shovel food
*wonders if sleeping upside down can kill you

17th Jan 2007, 17:37

Sis B says:

*worries for safety of the Ranger
*hopes he is not ranging that great big moor in the sky

17th Jan 2007, 17:39

molly says:

*decides sleeping upside down cannot kill you but big f**k off drop below could.
*worries for Ranger and sobs at lack of tassles.
*decides Sis B is not so bad and looks kinda cute in habit and horsehair thong.

17th Jan 2007, 17:42

molly says:

*wonders if that sounds wrong.
*wonders

17th Jan 2007, 17:44

Sis B says:

*is in danger of going into food frenzy much like the episode with molly and the sweets earlier
*has feeling it could be messier
*picks super secret southern style coating out of hair

17th Jan 2007, 17:45

molly says:

*watches eating habits of Sis B and decides spag bog was best option , wipes excess sauce from face with back of hand.

17th Jan 2007, 17:48

Sis B says:

*nods off into chicken fuelled deep sleep holding what appears to be a ceramic donkey foot

17th Jan 2007, 17:53

molly says:

*nods off into spag bog fuelled sleep holding what appears to be the knob/substitute candle from last place but hanging upside down and very disorientated isn't sure.

17th Jan 2007, 18:00

Cresnip says:

*charges in to say "I FOUND THE COCONUT SHY!"
*sees sleeping Sis B and molly
*instead goes "mawww" and smiles at them
*turns to go
*stares at what molly's holding
*boggles
*shakes head quickly to shake image
*goes

17th Jan 2007, 18:04

Sis B says:

*wakes briefly to dislodge chicken bone from ear
*see's what molly is holding
*tries to shuffle away sideways but can't because of damn harness
*settles for just moving feet
*falls back to sleep and dreams of Borneo Steve riding ceramic donkey

17th Jan 2007, 22:55

molly says:

Life is a roller coaster
You just gotta ride it.

*wakes up with cramp in fingers of one hand.
*sees Sis B asleep with smile on face and assumes is dreaming
of S B again.
.
Global warming, war, racial tension,rampaging goats in North Devon village. God bless the BBC morning news :0)
Thangyouveramuch.
I'm here all afternoon.
*hopes so.

18th Jan 2007, 08:28

Sis B says:

*opens one eye to make sure is not actually stuck in roller coaster car with Elvis
*is disappointed
*continues to try and get 'Spotlight' on the iPod and wonders where molly gets her bulletins from

18th Jan 2007, 08:34

molly says:

Poor weather lady in Portsmouth in woolly hat and amazingly high winds .All she had to do was stand in a studio and tell us, we'd still believe her. Poor thing.:0)
Goes out into wet windy morning.

Hang on up there SisB ,I'll be back as soon as I can with food and things.
*scrambles over edge of little car and climbs down supporting structure. Still having troble gripping with one hand but circulation coming back.
Keep yer chin up. Don't make any sudden movements

18th Jan 2007, 08:46

Sis B says:

*worries about the wind and the fact that the track seems to be swaying a bit too much for one's liking
*is highly suspicious when harness disengages
This does not bode well...

18th Jan 2007, 09:00

Sis B says:

*gets caught by a rather large gust and slips through harness
*dangles by sandal and hopes it won't be too long before someone to shout at turns up
*realises gust sounds like a dirty word... a bit like rectory

18th Jan 2007, 11:28

molly says:

*carries two tesco carrier bags full to the brim with yummy things to eat for time spent trapped in car.
*is suddenly aware all is not well ,looks up to see Sis B hanging in rather precarious manner from track by sandals with habit over head ,averts gaze, after about ten minutes, and waits to hear shout for help.

18th Jan 2007, 12:58

Sis B says:

You're staring aren't you?!
*thrashes about under habit
*feels sandal shift slightly
Ut oh....

18th Jan 2007, 13:01

molly says:

No, not staring
*forces eyes shut with finger and thumb.
*shouts above wind.
DON'T MOVE , I'LL COME AND GET YOU.
*starts climbing up timber frame and hears the sound of splintering wood all around.
*manages to get a hold of Sis B's left leg and climbs up that to get into a more suitable position to assist rescue.

18th Jan 2007, 13:06

molly says:

*hangs bags of shopping on handy place to hang two bags of shopping.

18th Jan 2007, 13:06

Sis B says:

*can't see a damn thing but hopes whatever is going on is helpful
*munches on cold chips swaying about in wind

18th Jan 2007, 13:13

Japanese Tourist in seat behind says:

Cho ka na won si da!!

*click*

18th Jan 2007, 13:14

Sis B says:

Pass me that swear box molly!
*flings sandalled foot in vague direction of Japanese tourist
Why you little...

18th Jan 2007, 13:17

molly says:

*wonders wether to have piece of crusty bread and cheese before rescue .
*sees Sis B's predicament and feels it could be disturbing for anyone else to see it so sets to work with rope and fancy knots and has a nibble at crusty bread to put self on til proper meal.
*fastens rope to framework and loops end around sandals ,gathers up habit and fastens end of rope round it.
*realises that's three ends on one rope.
*heaves on rope and waits to see the result.

18th Jan 2007, 13:19

molly says:

*poses with one foot on Sis B for tourist snap,

18th Jan 2007, 13:21

Japanese Tourist in seat behind says:

Thanks you velly much.

Tin cor na wota simplum dai.

18th Jan 2007, 13:23

molly says:

*can't hear tourists reply for big f**k off wind that's blowing.

18th Jan 2007, 13:28

molly says:

*tries to upend Sis B as has ben upside down for awhile and is going a funny colour

18th Jan 2007, 13:29

molly says:

hasn't got ben upside down at all. *been :0)

18th Jan 2007, 13:30

Sis B says:

*feels pull and swings up, smacking head on metal strut on the way
*feels faint as head starts to deflate
*sniggers

18th Jan 2007, 13:34

molly says:

*sniggers, typically.
lashes Sis B to what's left of structure thingy til has recovered from smack on head.
*decides to use five ended rope for extra strong hold
*tries to look for safe route down.
*eats crisps.

18th Jan 2007, 13:38

Sis B says:

*regains feeling in feet and goes to kick tourist

18th Jan 2007, 13:38

molly says:

*realises Sis B knows a way down so follows .
Hopes camera isn't damaged in attack as still has heroic pic of self on it.

18th Jan 2007, 13:42

Sis B says:

*removes camera from tourist and hands it to molly
*chases tourist shouting things that the wind thankfully carries away unheard

18th Jan 2007, 13:43

molly says:

*wonders ,in unrelated way, why at times of great windyness, enormous pieces of plastic sheeting always appear from some mysterious place.
*wonders.
*relieved swear box won't be needed today because of big loud f**k off wind, well apart from then maybe.
Well , that was lucky and predictably easy escape.
*remembers left yummy things hanging up there.

18th Jan 2007, 13:48

Sis B says:

*waits sullenly by police car as tv crews gather to film the two disorderly nun's being taken away

18th Jan 2007, 13:52

molly says:

*wonders if is in another part of theme park and has rescued an entirely different nun ,as didn't even see police car and film crews arrive.:0)
It's fair cop guv.
*hopes looks fab for cameras if in same bit of themepark.

18th Jan 2007, 13:56

Sis B says:

*watches molly get sat on by fat policeman as she resists arrest

18th Jan 2007, 14:00

Sis B says:

*Notices distinct lack of Ranger... and Emma. How odd.

18th Jan 2007, 14:01

molly says:

*watches Sis B watching me getting sat on by fat policeman and Sis B then getting frisked up against side of police car and hoping for a turn.
*Of course.

18th Jan 2007, 14:02

Cresnip says:

*being sat on
*notices Sis B and molly a few yards away

Oh, I thought they might get you too. They caught me trying to unstick the coconuts from the shy. They were glued.

18th Jan 2007, 14:07

molly says:

Everybody on here has a distinct lack of something,common sense being the obvious one, self respect being the other.

18th Jan 2007, 14:09

Sis B says:

*is disappointed when frisking ends
*see's Cresnip trying to brain a policeman with a coconut
*see's molly get excited as frisking pc makes his way over

18th Jan 2007, 14:10

Sis B says:

Molly - you've changed

18th Jan 2007, 14:15

molly says:

*wonders how long it will take to catalogue contents of pockets back at station.
*prepares for thorough(hopefully)
frisking.

18th Jan 2007, 14:16

Sis B says:

*wonders what outfit will be forced to wear and dreads them seeing horsehair thong

18th Jan 2007, 14:20

Sis B says:

*gets bundled unceremoniously into back of van
*hides last remaining part of ceramic donkey about body as is on way to prison... can just feel it

No one's getting a piece of my ass!

18th Jan 2007, 14:25

molly says:

*wonders what "you've changed alludes to"
*wonders.
*sniggers at thought of Sis B's horsehair thong then remembers own knickers with at least 6 renditions of KittyJay knitted in plus extra for fast bit in middle.

18th Jan 2007, 14:26

Sis B says:

I quote

Everybody on here has a distinct lack of something,common sense being the obvious one, self respect being the other.

Bit serious for you. But yes I do agree... your knicker dilemma is bigger than mine :o)

18th Jan 2007, 14:29

Cresnip says:

She had to pretend to be serious, she was about to be frisked. It's a serious business! O_o

18th Jan 2007, 14:31

Sis B says:

*presses ear against mesh to drivers compartment to hear what's going on

18th Jan 2007, 14:32

Sis B says:

Cres! What wonky eyes you have!

18th Jan 2007, 14:33

Cresnip says:

All the better to boggle at you with!

18th Jan 2007, 14:34

molly says:

*sees misunderstanding above, sorry , obviously meant to add :0) thingy and totally forgot :0)

*slaps self ,but is comforted by concern for welfare by Sis B :0)
:0) all round then:0)

18th Jan 2007, 14:35

Sis B says:

*recoils from mesh in horror
There's no room at the women's prison...
*starts to shake
*thinks about it

18th Jan 2007, 14:35

molly says:

F**k now has to try and get back into story,
*reaches for swear box.

18th Jan 2007, 14:36

anonymous says:

Everybody on here has a distinct lack of something,common sense being the obvious one, self respect being the other. :0)

There, see how different that looks now , puts a whole different slant on it;0)

18th Jan 2007, 14:40

molly says:

You've got me all mixed up now , even forgotten my name and everything
*sniggers at Sis B's thong with barely enough horsehair in it for a opening of Riflemen of War.

18th Jan 2007, 14:43

Sis B says:

*is comforted knowing there is no molly impersonator
*is still worried about fate as van is driven through big menacing gates
Of huck
*no longer has need for swear box! hurrah

18th Jan 2007, 14:43

Sis B says:

You can laugh! There's not enough in this bloody thing for the fiddle part in TWH!

18th Jan 2007, 14:44

Cresnip says:

I'm cold :(

18th Jan 2007, 14:44

molly says:

*is cheered by thought of Sis B being incarcerated in (hopefully )all male prison whilst in possesion of thong
*sniggers and even throws in a titter for good measure.

18th Jan 2007, 14:45

Sis B says:

*is cheered by thought of molly being incarcerated in all male prison with oneself
*has a smug little titter in the corner

18th Jan 2007, 14:47

Cresnip says:

*straps down smug little titters so all male inmates do not grope

18th Jan 2007, 14:48

Sis B says:

*borrows tape from Cres as Mr Bump plaster do not appear to be doing the business
*hoiks up habit out of way of sandals and gets ready to get off van

18th Jan 2007, 14:52

molly says:

*is cheered by thought of being incarcerated in all male prison for obvious reasons

18th Jan 2007, 14:53

Cresnip says:

Do we get to wear orange jumpsuits?

18th Jan 2007, 14:53

molly says:

*is dragged off van kicking and screaming by Sis B

18th Jan 2007, 14:56

Sis B says:

Ooooo with arrows on them!

18th Jan 2007, 14:57

Sis B says:

Sorry molly it's just the thought of proper, non chafing underwear almost pushed me over the edge then
*let's go of mollys neck

18th Jan 2007, 14:58

Cresnip says:

I think I got the best deal here. I didn't want to say when you guys were so caught up with the horse-hair stuff but my habit has a built in satin leotard with velvet gusset... but of course, I'm going to be stripped of it now :(

18th Jan 2007, 15:01

molly says:

*thinks maybe Sis B deserves new underwear and hopes plot turns in favour of it soon.
*tries to breath

18th Jan 2007, 15:01

molly says:

You'll be able to trade your thong for something more comfy in here probably.

18th Jan 2007, 15:03

Sis B says:

*tries to imagine a velvet gusset then finds doesn't want to
*get's led to the 'reception room' which actually looks more like the 'we're going to strip you, put you through humiliating tests and then dress you like a tit room'.

18th Jan 2007, 15:04

Cresnip says:

*tightens built-in bustier
I'm going to go down fighting.

*snigger

18th Jan 2007, 15:04

Cresnip says:

*wobbles* I just found the "on" switch for my gusset.

Don't take it away from me! Please!!

18th Jan 2007, 15:08

Cresnip's back pocket in habit says:

RING RING! RING RING!

18th Jan 2007, 15:13

Cresnip says:

*rummages through layers of hessian
*pulls out phone... oh no, that's a pickle sandwich...
*pulls out phone
*answers
Yuh-huh?
*takes a bite of sandwich
Mmf... right... hokay...
*looks worried and snaps phone shut

That was security. They've taken molly away for cross-examination... INDEFINITELY! Looks like it might just be you and me for a bit, Sis B!

18th Jan 2007, 15:15

Sis B says:

*worries for mollys plight
*worries even more for own plight when see's huge copper with massive latex gloved hands advancing

18th Jan 2007, 15:17

Cresnip says:

*prays to St Ronan
*notices St Ronan is no-longer top dog
*panics

18th Jan 2007, 15:20

Cresnip says:

No! NO! Not Latex!! I'm really badly allergic!!!

18th Jan 2007, 15:20

Sis B says:

*breathes sigh of relief as he walks past, and into the room that molly disappeared into
*is given a rather tasteful boiler suit 4 sizes too big and a proper pair of knickers

18th Jan 2007, 15:24

Cresnip says:

*is given a rather tasteful boiler suit 2 sizes too small and a proper pair of knickers

18th Jan 2007, 15:25

Sis B says:

*goes into changing cubicle and finds knickers are also 4 sizes too big
*comes back out in new attire walking like john wayne to stop new pants falling out of leghole

18th Jan 2007, 15:28

Cresnip says:

Tie them in knots at the sides?

*jiggles and wriggles uncomfortably

18th Jan 2007, 15:37

Sis B says:

*proceeds to tie big knots in both sides of enormous pants
*ends up looking like a fertility statue
Umm... yeah... great. Oh goody looks like we're off to our new home.
*hides behind Cres on way down corridor

18th Jan 2007, 15:39

Cresnip says:

*shuffles along past barred cells, avoiding the outstretched hands of a hideously old and wrinkled inmate

18th Jan 2007, 15:42

Sis B says:

*see's clawed hands reaching for Cres and catches a glimpse of the tassels on the way past
*would stop to ponder seeing as chain ganged to Cres could cause accident

18th Jan 2007, 15:45

Cresnip says:

*ponders
*speculates
*shuffles on
*shivers as it gets darker

18th Jan 2007, 15:48

Sis B says:

*wonders why they can't afford lighting in this part of the building
*starts having to step over things and is glad can't see what they are in the darkness
Psssst Cres. Where do you think they're taking us?

18th Jan 2007, 15:50

Cresnip says:

*checks number on badge

#27377... hmm.

18th Jan 2007, 15:50

#27377 says:

I don't know, Sis B! :(

:D I hope there's cake!

18th Jan 2007, 15:51

Sis B says:

*has no idea what badge where but makes reassuring hmm noise so people will think I'm in on it too

18th Jan 2007, 15:52

Sis B says:

Oh THAT badge
*feels around for it and holds it up to the light

18th Jan 2007, 15:53

#1643 says:

F***ing typical

18th Jan 2007, 15:53

#27377 says:

Ha!

18th Jan 2007, 15:55

#1643 says:

*gets electric shock
*the guards snigger
No swearing in here then :o(

18th Jan 2007, 15:55

#27377 says:

Swearbox not necessary?

*ponders the dark and dank room which is far too unpleasant to just be damp but has to be dank for literary purposes
*looks like might be pondering this for quite some time

18th Jan 2007, 15:58

#1643 says:

Is this our room then? I can't see a fu... piffling thing.
*feels around in darkness
A ha!

18th Jan 2007, 16:00

#1643 says:

*continues round room tapping and knocking on wall before returning to spot of the A ha!
We need a knob

18th Jan 2007, 16:09

Limber Young Women's Silhouette #1 says:

March...

18th Jan 2007, 16:19

Limber Young Women's Silhouette #2 says:

... Mad...

18th Jan 2007, 16:20

Limber Young Woman's Silhouette #3 says:

... Boxing...

18th Jan 2007, 16:20

Limber Young Foreign Woman's Silhouette #4 says:

... Jeep...

18th Jan 2007, 16:21

Limber Young Woman's Silhouette #5 says:

... Soul...

18th Jan 2007, 16:21

Limber Young Woman's Silhouette #6 says:

... Nibble!

18th Jan 2007, 16:22

Sis B says:

*doesn't hear due to howling wind... or something

18th Jan 2007, 16:22

Lights says:

*snap onto reveal limber young women writhing around bars, to the sound of a loud brass section

18th Jan 2007, 16:23

Group of Six Limber Young Women says:

You hear her calling!
You hear her calling!
You hear her calling in the niiight!
Don't ever catch her!
Or let her pass you!
Or you will get such a nasty friiiiight!

18th Jan 2007, 16:24

Sis B says:

*wonders if this could be turned into a money making venture
*thinks maybe not judging by the look of some of the women
*continues to fashion knob out of knicker elastic and overall fluff

18th Jan 2007, 16:24

Cresnip says:

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!! THE DREADED TANGO VERSION!!!!

18th Jan 2007, 16:24

Sis B says:

*finally realises this is where most people who bought TWH end up.
Perhaps this isn't a prison but a nut house!

18th Jan 2007, 16:25

#27377 says:

Oh no! :'( Stop them writhing, stop them!

18th Jan 2007, 16:26

Sis B says:

*stands up to full height
Would you all please stop writhing. Thank you.

I tried :o)

18th Jan 2007, 16:39

Sis B says:

*mooches round room waiting til all together so can formulate escape plan
*picks up leaflet on the benefits of giving up crochet

18th Jan 2007, 16:41

Sis B says:

*drifts off while reading about the dangers of sharing your knitting needles

18th Jan 2007, 17:39

molly says:

*has no idea what is going on after break from moblog due to wind/electrical cut off/wireless, lack of.
*decides to start a fresh tomorrow and try to catch up :0)

18th Jan 2007, 18:01

molly says:

*had a go at catching up and still has no idea :0)
*hopes for calmer weather tomorrow.
*looks across at Sis B in wonder, then realises they are just knots fastened in sides of knicker legs.

18th Jan 2007, 19:01

molly says:

*Is sorry to have missed brief flash of tassels.

18th Jan 2007, 19:02

Cresnip says:

Is soooooo the first up this morning.

Those girls are still writhing you know. At least they're doing it quietly now but that dripping tap is doing my head in.

19th Jan 2007, 06:34

molly says:

I was actually up at 5.45 and at least managed to resist the moblog til 7.05.
Huzzah for me.
*Realises half term is in a couple of weeks so could go into moblog frenzy.
*Wonders if Sis B can keep it up for a whole day on moblog.
*wonders.
*Rattles tin cup on bars for morning cuppa.

19th Jan 2007, 07:21

#27377 says:

I've been up all night. Literally.

*wonders if morning cuppa is served as Assam or Earl Grey.

19th Jan 2007, 07:44

#23733 says:

*wonders why is here
*should have fallen out with moblog after massive resulting academic disaster jeopardising future of degree
*never learns
*wonders if will ever have the opportunity to again O_O

19th Jan 2007, 07:47

molly says:

*wonders if #27377 and 23733 are one and the same or two different people.
*remembers it's moblog and therefore doesn't give flying kufc .
:0)

19th Jan 2007, 07:51

#27377 says:

#23733 is a very overtired #27377

19th Jan 2007, 07:59

#27377 says:

#23733 is a #27377 who stayed up all night doing an essay that has already failed by default and has forgotten how to spell her name on a mobile keypad so it comes out CEREF or something now

19th Jan 2007, 08:03

molly says:

*thinks 27377 should get some sleep,and beware of addictive bloody moblog :0)

19th Jan 2007, 08:06

#27377 says:

*can't as has to pounce on tutor and explain reason for sudden tendency to fail... could be interesting...

19th Jan 2007, 08:09

#1643 says:

*wakes up to find molly has been allowed to join us once more and is relieved to find that she is not walking in a peculiar fashion
*wonders if #27377 got ANY sleep last night as appears to be in some sort of frenzy

It's Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*thinks 'yes molly, I can go aaaaaaaaaaall day'

19th Jan 2007, 08:09

#27377 says:

*didn't

19th Jan 2007, 08:11

#27377 says:

What a tangled web we weave
When we set out to achieve.

19th Jan 2007, 08:14

#1643 says:

If it's creative writing, direct said tutor here and you're sure to pass with flying colours... or 'the disadvantages' could 'persuade' your tutor :o)

19th Jan 2007, 08:14

#1643 says:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried :o)

19th Jan 2007, 08:15

molly says:

*looks forward to Sis B going aaaaaaaaaaall day during halfterm.

19th Jan 2007, 08:15

#27377 says:

I like it.

*considers dropping out

19th Jan 2007, 08:16

#1643 says:

Yes drop out and be a bum. There's an aspiration for you! Better than any high falluting ideas ;o)

19th Jan 2007, 08:17

#27377 says:

I BEG YOUR - oh. Falluting.

19th Jan 2007, 08:18

molly says:

*likes the idea of *the disadvantges* being "a gang"

19th Jan 2007, 08:19

#1643 says:

*sniggers

19th Jan 2007, 08:19

#27377 says:

Did I mention that this academic disaster I have to go and hand in late and thereby fail by default - did I mention that it's blue?

*mutters bloody ink cartridge

19th Jan 2007, 08:19

#1643 says:

We can be a gang. Ninjapoops.

19th Jan 2007, 08:20

molly says:

*decides 27377 should drop out and take rightful place on moblog so I can then leave and live happily ever after:0)

19th Jan 2007, 08:22

#27377 says:

*knows you wouldn't if she paid you

19th Jan 2007, 08:22

#1643 says:

*wonders if you can get moblog patches to help wean you off slowly

19th Jan 2007, 08:23

#27377 says:

*hopes not

19th Jan 2007, 08:24

molly says:

*wonders if we can have a smart Ninjapoops outfit to wear, assuming decides to stay on moblog. Idea is tempting .

19th Jan 2007, 08:27

molly says:

*also wonders about moblog patches.

19th Jan 2007, 08:28

#1643 says:

We will be known throughout the land as 'the deedly arsearseins'. Can we wear fencing masks?

19th Jan 2007, 08:30

#27377 says:

*is off now to Mount Doom aka drama department to hand in belatedly wonderful essay and explain to tutor why he shouldn't fail me because he loves me and I hate the course anyway, back soon

19th Jan 2007, 08:32

molly says:

why not.

19th Jan 2007, 08:33

#1643 says:

Good luck!
*waves

19th Jan 2007, 08:33

molly says:

*forgot 27377 superior typing skills and therefore got last comment in too late again . Typically.

19th Jan 2007, 08:35

#1643 says:

*wonders whether to get molly one of the auto type voice recognition pacakges for xmas

19th Jan 2007, 08:36

#1643 says:

I believe thay also come in packages

19th Jan 2007, 08:37

molly says:

I must away too, flushed with success after yesterday's effort at aiding eight 6 year olds to write a character study of Cinderella, I must steal myself for Geography and hard sums. :0)

19th Jan 2007, 08:38

#1643 says:

They start these criminal profiling classes so young these days..

See you later!
*waves

19th Jan 2007, 08:39

molly says:

*sees pacakges and sniggers and doesn't feel so downhearted over woefully slow tyiping and splening:0)
back later on -ish . Typically

19th Jan 2007, 08:40

#27377 says:

Doesn't look like there's much teacher can do. May have to email him and tell him how much I truly hate being at uni...

*ponders

Though at least you can get underwear that fits...

*tugs and jiggles

19th Jan 2007, 09:56

#1643 says:

*wonders what can do to cheer up #27377

I heard her in the va...
No maybe not.

19th Jan 2007, 10:00

#23733 says:

Teehee! That did!

*produces cake from folds of orange jumpsuit

Here, let's all have a piece ^_^

19th Jan 2007, 10:24

#27377 says:

Fortunately looks like one of those brilliant cakes that six different flavour slices.

19th Jan 2007, 10:25

#27377 says:

*ponders re-emergence of #23733 and slaps

19th Jan 2007, 10:25

#1643 says:

*savours first cake since molly ate all those others ages ago and stuffs whole slice in mouth
Mmmmf mf mf mmmf mf?

19th Jan 2007, 10:28

#27377 says:

Mrrfffff. Mphm.

19th Jan 2007, 10:29

#1643 says:

Yes

19th Jan 2007, 10:32

#27377 says:

I wonder if we can make a break for it? I bet the bus is rusting and I really wanted to check out the hold.

19th Jan 2007, 10:33

#1643 says:

*has visions of 'prison break' and rather tasty young man
*does not fancy complete body tattoo on oneself
If we can find something to dig with

19th Jan 2007, 10:40

#27377 says:

*amazing idea

Don't you still have a piece of ceramic donkey about your person! I'm sure the remaining shards can be used as teeny little scoops.

19th Jan 2007, 10:43

#1643 says:

*shakes self off and lo and behold two ceramic legs fall out of overall
Hurrah for we shall be free
*starts to dig

19th Jan 2007, 10:45

#27377 says:

*digs
*digs
*digs

I'm digging this donk.

19th Jan 2007, 10:46

#27377 says:

...Wait! I think I've struck bedrock!!!! :O

19th Jan 2007, 10:54

#1643 says:

*wonders if there's a donk digging song
Oh great :o(
Now what do we do? I doubt the little donk's legs will make it through that

19th Jan 2007, 11:01

#1643 says:

*waits expectantly for a 'yabbadabbadoo'

19th Jan 2007, 11:08

#27377 says:

I have an idea. Have you any paper?

19th Jan 2007, 11:10

#1643 says:

Why yes I always keep a notebook handy
*passes it to #27377 hoping to learn new survival skill

19th Jan 2007, 11:15

#1643 says:

Don't use it all please. I've yet to write my memoirs

19th Jan 2007, 11:16

#27377 says:

*rips out a couple of pages and lays them on the bedrock
*waits patiently
*explains

All we have to do is wait, you see.

19th Jan 2007, 11:25

#1643 says:

*smacks self in the head but still doesn't understand
Oh yes I see
*hasn't got the faintest idea

19th Jan 2007, 11:28

#1643 says:

*starts to wonder if maybe #27377 is suffering from cabin fever

19th Jan 2007, 11:29

#27377 says:

No, no, you'll see.
You see if I learnt ANYTHING at school, and I think I did (though today's horrendous academic disaster is not promising), it's that paper beats rock.

19th Jan 2007, 11:32

#1643 says:

*is tempted to smack #27377 upside the head but doesn't
I see
*goes back over to interesting part of wall located yesterday and starts to claw at part of it with fingers
Help me I think this bits loose!

19th Jan 2007, 11:35

#27377 says:

Ooh! Shall I bring the paper across too?

19th Jan 2007, 11:36

Paper says:

*barely noticeable fizzing and smoking

19th Jan 2007, 11:37

#1643 says:

*smells smouldering
Oh wonderful. Now we get to be burnt alive too. Thank you.
*claws faster

19th Jan 2007, 11:39

#27377 says:

Oops. :(

19th Jan 2007, 11:40

#27377 says:

*claws claws claws scrabbles monopolies
*greenclaws
*gus honeybun
*claws

19th Jan 2007, 11:43

Paper says:

*turning brown and curly

19th Jan 2007, 11:44

#1643 says:

*thanks god opted for the Ray Mears ultra strong, teflon coated adventure acrylic nails
*claws way through to wall space
A ha! If we can fit maybe we can get out this way

19th Jan 2007, 11:45

#27377 says:

You'll have to go in sideways if you don't want to undo those big knots.

19th Jan 2007, 11:51

#1643 says:

Thankyou for pointing out the bleedin' obvious!
*squeezes into space and starts to inch along
I can see a vent!

19th Jan 2007, 11:56

#1643 says:

*kicks at vent
*smells fresh air
*kicks harder but knicker knots restrict leg movement
*realises will have to make the ultimate sacrifice

19th Jan 2007, 12:04

#1643 says:

*shuffles ap and down wall to dislodge cherished possession
*shakes leg
*plunges forward, kicking vent out
Hurrah! The outside! Run like kfcu!

19th Jan 2007, 12:11

#27377 says:

*Wakes up just long enough to scrabble through and make a break for it, dragging inert form of molly along in sling fashioned from oversized jailpants found in wall cavity.
*also just got email from tutor that hasn't failed

19th Jan 2007, 12:26

#27377 says:

*tears off number badge in fury

19th Jan 2007, 12:26

#27377 says:

I am not a number; I AM A FREE LOADER!!

19th Jan 2007, 12:27

Cresnip says:

And a free sample at that.

19th Jan 2007, 12:28

Cresnip says:

*looks gratefully at beloved #1643
*falls asleep again

19th Jan 2007, 12:28

#1643 says:

Caaaaall me, caaaaaall me by my naaaame or, caaaaaall me by my nuuuumber

I aaaaaaaaam the one and ownlay

19th Jan 2007, 12:29

#1643 says:

*sets about making base camp while the other two sleep it off
*also goes in search of yams as this is what Ray Mears does on every episode. Therefore yams must be useful

19th Jan 2007, 12:39

molly says:

*sits back and smiles contentedly as Cress falls ever deeper into the abyss of the moblog, it's abilities to grab and drag under being far greater than the "mire" ,
*keeps hearing voice of Emma in distance on cloudless nights,
"come back to the mire , leave that terrible place"
*fears it maybe too late already.
Coooooeeeeee, I'm back, I'm doing ironing if you have anything that needs doing.
Just toss it over here.

19th Jan 2007, 13:13

#1643 says:

*finishes building yam shed
Ahoy there!

19th Jan 2007, 13:15

molly says:

*realises with dismay missed this week's Mears, will have to remember repeat on Sunday if indeed that is when it is on.

19th Jan 2007, 13:15

#1643 says:

But what if it is not?

*wonders about the mire but can't be bothered

19th Jan 2007, 13:16

#1643 says:

*goes foraging for roughly 15 mins

19th Jan 2007, 13:17

molly says:

*decides to wait roughly 15 mins

19th Jan 2007, 13:19

molly says:

*goes to look at mire but finds it more frightening place than moblog so decides to stay as at least on moblog there's always someone to hide behind in a crisis., and the costumes are better.

19th Jan 2007, 13:24

molly says:

and mire is rangerless.

19th Jan 2007, 13:25

molly says:

OOOPS nearly forgot
and #1643less.

19th Jan 2007, 13:27

#1643 says:

*returns with a potato
*does not understand how mire works so decides to stay put
Looks like we're Rangerless here too. Perhaps St Ronan managed to lure him/her/it away

19th Jan 2007, 13:36

molly says:

*wonders wether to propose adventure to rescue Ranger from St Ronan but doesn't fancy idea and Ranger might not want to be rescued.
That's a nice potato you've got there.

19th Jan 2007, 13:39

#1643 says:

*keeps careful eye on potato as is slightly knob shaped
Rescue mission would require a trip to the Ronan Blog. But I'm not even sure if there is one. Would confuse the hell out of it's users though!
Ranger can do as Ranger pleases.

19th Jan 2007, 13:42

molly says:

who needs ranger anyway , we have an almost knob shaped potato and it's Friday by jingo

19th Jan 2007, 13:43

molly says:

*covets almost knob shaped potato

19th Jan 2007, 13:44

#1643 says:

I'm beginning to wonder if the Ranger ever existed or whether we were all sharing some kind of nightmare.
*builds little shrine for potato

19th Jan 2007, 13:45

molly says:

Ranger was a bit of a nightmare.
Never knowing when ranging would start and stop, flaunting tassels about and the like.
*gathers flower petals and incense sticks for shrine of holy almost knob shapped potato.
Crosses self with twigs

19th Jan 2007, 13:48

#1643 says:

*agrees wholeheartedly
So where do we go from here? The guards will be looking for us once they realise we busted out and find my extra large pants hanging out of the air vent

19th Jan 2007, 13:53

molly says:

*panics as doesn't know build up to last comment,

Not sure , if we could find a means of transport we'd be able to cover a bit of ground before nightfall.
*looks around to get an idea of immediate terrain before proceeding.

19th Jan 2007, 13:56

#1643 says:

*licks finger and holds it up to the wind
*there is no wind
*looks for transport also

19th Jan 2007, 13:58

molly says:

*sees we are in middle of nowhere.
*spots John Deere on a tractor and wonders if we can make a getaway on that, blending in as we would in rural location.
*will miss tassles and cute but.
*peeps at 1643's rear.
*smiles

19th Jan 2007, 14:03

molly says:

sorry. found missing "t" just over there.

19th Jan 2007, 14:04

#1643 says:

*commandeers tractor leaving John Deere at the roadside with a yam

19th Jan 2007, 14:06

molly says:

You drive , it's awhile since I did, I could reverse a two wheel trailor you know but there's not much call for that kind of thing now.
*sits on back like border collie eagerly await ing journey to begin.
*with tongue hanging out.

19th Jan 2007, 14:11

molly says:

four wheel trailers with pivoting front wheels ,,, bloody nightmare, would get left and right hand down mixed up.

19th Jan 2007, 14:12

#1643 says:

*nods and smiles
*drives off down road wearing flat cap and chewing some wheat

19th Jan 2007, 14:17

molly says:

*sits on old fertilizer bag and watches countryside drift by,
These modern new fangled tractors have flat screen tellys and dvd players don't they, ?
See if there's adecent sound system on it somewhere, may aswell have some music.

19th Jan 2007, 14:20

#1643 says:

*enjoys the little jaunt through the countryside and bounces up and down in the spring loaded seat quite happily
*hopes molly manages to find the cd that will inevitably be aboard somewhere

19th Jan 2007, 14:22

#1643 says:

Oi've got ah bran' new combine 'arvestor...

19th Jan 2007, 14:23

molly says:

lucky old you I say.
*puts dust covered, thus hiding label, cd into cd thing and low and behold it starts to play ........no I can't do it any more it's too too cruel.
*sniggers
*puts on "50 Classic Ploughing Tunes" instead.

19th Jan 2007, 14:29

molly says:

*wishes cold have turn on bouncy springy seat.

19th Jan 2007, 14:30

molly says:

"u" fell out going over bump in road.

19th Jan 2007, 14:32

#1643 says:

*gets carried away with the ploughing tunes and simply has to express oneself. Stops tractor to let molly take over and skips into the centre of nearly cornfield where performs the dance of the cygnets before returning to sit on the back

19th Jan 2007, 14:34

molly says:

*bouncys up and down a bit then decides better make amove.
*comes to fork in road then apile of spoons
Which way? left to Upperdown Diddlington right to Downupper Diddilington.
all said while bouncing up and down over particularly bumpy bit of road but doesn't know how to type to convey this.

19th Jan 2007, 14:43

#1643 says:

Oooo I think Downupper Diddlington sounds nice
*looks at the faded, cobweb festooned sign

19th Jan 2007, 14:47

molly says:

Downupper Diddlington it is then
*wishes had thought of shorter name to type and hopes it doesn't crop up too many times.
*Oooooo it's abit like a ghost town.
*gets distinct immpression of being peeked at through twitching curtains ,as villagers dive behind the doors of their homes.

19th Jan 2007, 14:51

#1643 says:

I think the arrow covered overalls kind of give us away a bit. Maybe we can find some friendly folk at the local tavern and maybe even a clothes shop!
*prays for knickers

19th Jan 2007, 14:54

#1643 says:

Preferably a charity shop as I only have a potato and a ceramic donkey leg

19th Jan 2007, 15:00

molly says:

Well you see that's what comes of missing big chunk of storyline and not being arsed to read back.
*suddenly realises is wearing suit covered in arrows.
*Has one final bounce before perfectly parallel parking on the vicar's bike outside "The Flute and Lobster".
*prays for 1643 some knickers too after watchin

19th Jan 2007, 15:02

molly says:

dismount from tractor.
*stupid delicate keyboard

19th Jan 2007, 15:03

molly says:

went before I was ready and finished

19th Jan 2007, 15:03

#1643 says:

*spots an Ox Concern across the road and heads for it

19th Jan 2007, 15:04

molly says:

*follows hoping doesn't have to part with candle for new clothes.

19th Jan 2007, 15:06

#1643 says:

*enters shop through 15 layers of door beads
*starts to look through rails for something not made of crimplene or pleated tweed

19th Jan 2007, 15:08

molly says:

*finds rather attractive pair of paisley riding breeches , turquoise gypsy blouse and natty waistcoat .

19th Jan 2007, 15:12

#1643 says:

This doesn't look promising. We may have to find a couple of bits and customize

19th Jan 2007, 15:12

#1643 says:

Has new found hope in mollys new attire *gulps*
*carries on through the rails
A Ha!

19th Jan 2007, 15:13

molly says:

*rummages through cds and discovers 3 no 4 copies of .....but then something over there catches eye.
OWWWWWW stupid place to put a display of fishing hooks.

19th Jan 2007, 15:14

molly says:

*waits to see if 1643 finds something suitable.
*looks at hats

19th Jan 2007, 15:16

molly says:

*hopes story takes off as feels has let 1643 down with ramble through countryside and shopping trip. Feels lacks thrills and spills of usual adventures. Friday afternoon braindeadness unfortunately:0)

19th Jan 2007, 15:20

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*busy here today, doesn't take long however to realise who's who.
*like's the rural setting, feels pleasantly at home.

19th Jan 2007, 15:20

molly says:

*feels quiver of excitemant

19th Jan 2007, 15:21

molly says:

*then realises has backed into Robin Hood costume

19th Jan 2007, 15:22

#1643 says:

*finds lovely pair of ski pants, an old Wham t shirt and some bejewelled flip flops

19th Jan 2007, 15:24

#1643 says:

*discards outfit in favour of green tight robin hood ensemble

19th Jan 2007, 15:25

#1643 says:

We're in what appears to be at first glance the village of the damned and he feels at home. Big surprise

19th Jan 2007, 15:26

molly says:

Oh yes 1643, that really does something for you,
*covets jewelled flip flops.
*realises thats 2 things coveted today .

19th Jan 2007, 15:27

molly says:

The village of the damned what?

19th Jan 2007, 15:28

#1643 says:

Ooooo look at this
*wanders over to cd rack only to discover that molly obviously got there first
*sniggers

19th Jan 2007, 15:30

molly says:

S**t ,too slow on change of outfit thing . AGAIN .

19th Jan 2007, 15:30

molly says:

already looked at cds , nothing worth getting there really.

19th Jan 2007, 15:32

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*wonders if Mollys speed of reply is down to slow computer or slow brain???
*wonders if 1643 is named so as this is how old she looks???

19th Jan 2007, 15:34

#1643 says:

No I took my name from a s***ty song actually.

19th Jan 2007, 15:37

molly says:

slow computer and slow brain .
gone into automatic response,see moblog must respond .I have been assimilated you see.

19th Jan 2007, 15:37

molly says:

But we all adore tyour chorus 1643.

19th Jan 2007, 15:39

molly says:

Top of your voice in the car trying to do all the parts at the same time getting funny looks from other motorists but it's worth it.

19th Jan 2007, 15:42

#1643 says:

Always the first shot down :o)

*decides to head for the tavern as getting rather unpleasant and cramped in here
*goes to pay for items but cashier has fallen asleep so leaves overalls and a yam on the counter

19th Jan 2007, 15:42

molly says:

I do think the word tavern is a lovely word.
*leaves a handfulof goosefeathers and tiny bit of horsehair on the counter.
Oh and overalls,nearly forgot as not in that bit of story.

19th Jan 2007, 15:48

molly says:

Obviously I've never done the singing in the car thing it's just something I was told by other people
*ahem

19th Jan 2007, 15:50

#1643 says:

*tries to make a run for it with molly quietly so as not to alert the village nutter to departure
*gets caught up in beaded curtains
Ah fresh air!

19th Jan 2007, 15:51

#1643 says:

*gets halfway across road before realising is dragging beaded curtain along behind

19th Jan 2007, 15:52

molly says:

*tries to make a run for it behind 1643 and also gets caught up in beads ,grab a few strands to put in pocket just incase.
*keeps beady eye out for village nutter
*takes bead out of eye and puts in pocket also.

19th Jan 2007, 15:54

#1643 says:

*walks rest of way with remaining dignity intact although there's no one to see
Ah a nice drink is just what we need
*braces self to walk into pub not knowing what will encounter in here

19th Jan 2007, 15:56

#1643 says:

I just have to say I think Cres captured Tim's best features rather well. The eyes and hair especially. Truly she is gifted

19th Jan 2007, 15:57

molly says:

*walks through door , two old villagers playing dominoes in the corner , three old villagers playing darts over there , and fourty five other people in the middle of the pub quiz all stop to look as we walk in.
*was going to have piano player but have already done that one previously.

19th Jan 2007, 16:01

molly says:

I think I also have commented on the very same thing up there somewhere:0)

19th Jan 2007, 16:02

#1643 says:

Well done I like it
*clears throat
Should we get a drink? Oooo do you want to do the quiz? I wonder what the prize is..

19th Jan 2007, 16:03

molly says:

You should see the one she did for my LOTS re-enactment :0)
Fabulously accurate

19th Jan 2007, 16:05

#1643 says:

*turns round to see village nutter skulking in the corner
Quick lets grab that table over there!

19th Jan 2007, 16:05

Victoria says:

Sorry to interrupt your fun but i just had to say what a fabulous picture that is! it's brilliant! whoever made it is indeed very talented! :) I take it that The Dartmoor Ranger is this Tim person judging from the bitchiness earlier! ha ha bless! dont be ashamed its a great pic! be proud! Take care all :)

19th Jan 2007, 16:06

#1643 says:

I know nothing of this LOTS re enactment but feel you should explain.
*sits down and waits to hear excitedly

19th Jan 2007, 16:07

molly says:

*Picks up menu from bar and pretends to read it.

19th Jan 2007, 16:07

molly says:

Oh , it would take faaaaar to long

19th Jan 2007, 16:11

#1643 says:

*pretends to read it over molly's shoulder (as other one's are covered in sticky something and doesn't want to touch) as we are obviously waiting for something

19th Jan 2007, 16:12

#1643 says:

*pouts
Oh :o(

19th Jan 2007, 16:12

#1643 says:

Why does it always go so quiet every time the ranger makes an appearance?

19th Jan 2007, 16:15

molly says:

I will but it could take a while and it is very silly .Yet suprisingly thorough

19th Jan 2007, 16:17

molly says:

*yes , why does it go quiet, odd that.

19th Jan 2007, 16:18

#1643 says:

*wonders if there's enough time left in the day and just how convoluted the story will be
*uses other half of brain to hatch evil plot involving the Ranger

19th Jan 2007, 16:19

molly says:

we listen in silence for the sound of the tassles.
what have I come to for heaven sake.

19th Jan 2007, 16:20

#1643 says:

I listen in hope for the sound of a screech and a thud but hey ho

*wonders if it may be possible to steal some more suitable transport from outside the tavern

19th Jan 2007, 16:22

molly says:

*thinks , will leave lots for another time ,
*by then it will be forgotten about

19th Jan 2007, 16:22

molly says:

*follows 1643 out of tavern

19th Jan 2007, 16:23

#1643 says:

*makes note in palm top and sets reminder for LOTS story

19th Jan 2007, 16:23

#1643 says:

*sneaks round side to car parking area and eyes light up at sight of fully modded imported Mack complete with hard trailer.

Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes helloooooooooooooooooo

19th Jan 2007, 16:25

molly says:

*hopes it has a fabulously loud horn.
*means it as didn't snigger.

19th Jan 2007, 16:27

molly says:

*does traditional hand movement which encourages truckies in usa to toot gets excited at thought of riding big f**k off truck

19th Jan 2007, 16:29

#1643 says:

Oh it's got a beastly horn
*sniggers
*starts work on drivers side door
Keep an eye out, this won't take a sec!

19th Jan 2007, 16:29

molly says:

*takes eye out .

19th Jan 2007, 16:34

#1634 says:

*looks down at molly from inside cab and thinks 'what the bloody hell is she doing?'
*waits patiently for molly to realise and eats jerky

19th Jan 2007, 16:37

molly says:

*hopes is given chance to have blast on horn .
Obviously.

19th Jan 2007, 16:37

#1634 says:

*realisation dawns regarding the staring villagers in the tavern.
*looks down at robin hood costume
Whoops
*realises this may also be why village nutter tried to strike up conversation

19th Jan 2007, 16:39

molly says:

*puts eye back in.
*wonders if 1643 is aware of Robin Hood costume malfunction regarding tights and length of tunic.

19th Jan 2007, 16:41

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*hopes vilage nutter reference is not aimed in this direction.
*makes mental note.

19th Jan 2007, 16:43

molly says:

*I decided long ago that notes made on moblog are invariably mental and also never to walk in anyone's shadow.

19th Jan 2007, 16:46

#1643 says:

*quite likes the whole bum cheek out the bottom of the tunic look
Oh quick molly let's go! I see the weird one approaching!

19th Jan 2007, 16:46

#1643 says:

Quite right molly. Never allow yourself to be repressed by another. Especially a tassle wearing another

19th Jan 2007, 16:48

molly says:

*struggles up into truck and adopts elbow outof window look .
*not sure about 1643's new look but could get used to it given time.
*doesn't see weird one approach as is looking out of wrong window.

19th Jan 2007, 16:51

#1643 says:

*decides all will not go quiet and blasts horn
*waits til nutter has climbed up side of truck before taking off at high speed

19th Jan 2007, 16:51

#1643 says:

*decides on new tactic
*sniggers

19th Jan 2007, 16:52

molly says:

*finds trucky sort of baseball cap behind seat and puts it on.
*wonders what nutter is planning to do.
*feels imminent cliff hanger and gets giddy at thought

19th Jan 2007, 16:55

#1643 says:

Sheeeeeeee'll beeeeeeeeee comingroundthemountainwhenshecomes yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha

19th Jan 2007, 16:56

molly says:

*hears 1643 snigger and waits in state of fantastically excited excitement .

19th Jan 2007, 16:57

#1643 says:

Has thought and hopes Ranger isn't mistaking me for an artistic person AGAIN.

19th Jan 2007, 16:59

molly says:

*if had known new tactic was just going to be song wouldn't have got quite so excited

19th Jan 2007, 17:03

molly says:

*realises chaos theory rules on moblog.

19th Jan 2007, 17:07

#1643 says:

No that's not it! It's a secret til I have to use it ;o)

*wonders how far up the road, and how many tree's he'll have to hit til the nutter lets go

I give him one thing... he's pretty resiliant

19th Jan 2007, 17:08

molly says:

Do you mean covered in teflon or kevlar or something.??

19th Jan 2007, 17:10

#1643 says:

No... more sort of stubborn and relentless :o)

19th Jan 2007, 17:21

#1643 says:

*drives on into the night, beeping occasionally for the hell of it, stuffing face with jerky and bursting into song, although obviously avoiding anything by Cliff Richard

19th Jan 2007, 17:36

molly says:

*wishes 1643 would keep it down abit as is trying to sleep.
*drifts off to sleep thinking what a f*****gly odd place this is sometimes.

19th Jan 2007, 17:41

#1643 says:

*salutes molly's new word as it's good and shall be used from here on in
*pulls curtain across window to block out screaming face

19th Jan 2007, 17:42

#1643 says:

*rings Collin to advise of new word

19th Jan 2007, 17:46

molly says:

*blushes.
*thanks 1643 for salutiation of new word.
*wishes screaming would stop.

19th Jan 2007, 17:55

molly says:

*hopes to sleep til monday ,unless called upon to do a bit of the driving obviously.

19th Jan 2007, 17:57

#1643 says:

*will travel inconspicuously til monday, taking it in turns to drive.
Then... another adventure will beckon.
*rolls down window
*sticks jerky in rangers mouth to stop the god awful noise
*rolls window back up

19th Jan 2007, 18:01

Cresnip says:

*wakes up in truck, still wearing orange jumpsuit
*most disillusioned at missing fleeting visit of delightful Ranger whom is still a fan
*wonders who Victoria is and hopes she will return as enjoyed compliments on picture and suchlike
*sleeps again till Monday

19th Jan 2007, 20:13

molly says:

I've been driving all night ,my hands wet on the wheel,
There's a voice in my head driving my heel.
It's my baby callin', says I need you here.
And It's half past four and I'm shifting gear.

Beep beep.

20th Jan 2007, 14:34

molly says:

*stares up road listening to constant hum of wheels on tarmac, Cresnip snoring and 1643 talking in sleep, well I say talking, more braying actually.
Mind wanders to ranger and wonders why lack of sometimes . Wonders if it's due to,
1 Busy Ranging schedule
2 General lack of interest but likes to check is stll being remembered.
3, Or,more hopefully, typing skills more woe inadequate than own and therefore unable to keep up .
4. Hopes it is the later.
5.Also wonders why it goes quiet on rangers arrival.
6 Makes mental note to make lots of noise on ranger's arrival in future.
PEEP PEEP,
drives on into night :0)

21st Jan 2007, 09:14

molly says:

*finds *fully* had fallen off *woe* had rolled under seat.
*clicks proceed button to order K and C as is the custom and hopes version of B D is similar to one filmed from behind giants at Leeds, with lots of fabby Cormac action .

21st Jan 2007, 09:52

molly says:

*does all the above having pulled into layby, as is not so stupid as to do it whilst driving big f**k off truck.

21st Jan 2007, 09:56

molly says:

*wonders why typed B D when obviously meant B K.

*wonders. :0)

21st Jan 2007, 10:04

molly says:

*looks up and cannot believe wrote "fabby" instead of "hot"

*realises is 5th comment today
and talking to self.

*loses will to live.

21st Jan 2007, 14:25

molly says:

*Adds one more to tally of single items of footware seen on roadside during journey making a total of twenty seven.
*lobs

22nd Jan 2007, 06:46

molly says:

..............half eaten cheese and beetroot sandwich at Cresnip,
A, to stop the snoring.
B, for her stint at the wheel.
*Sees Ranger with arms wrapped around wing mirror, fast asleep in spite of precarious position.

22nd Jan 2007, 06:52

molly says:

*wonders if single items of footwear found on roadside would match single items of footwear found on beach
*wonders.
*wonders if could go for record for most comments in a row on a moblog.
*wonders how sad that would be.
At a guess , very. :0)

Morning world , morning everybody.:0)

22nd Jan 2007, 07:21

#1643 says:

*opens eyes to dicover it was not, as was hoped, a horrible dream
*tries to go back to sleep but with molly flinging shoes around the cab is impossible
*checks outside window. Yep still there

Good Morning

22nd Jan 2007, 08:07

molly says:

I did try evasive manoeuveres such as driving against prickly bushes and big drystone walls and stickyout branches but I just couldn't shake him off.

22nd Jan 2007, 08:13

#1643 says:

*wonders where might be best place to order from
*perhaps stealthily in a shop may be better bet so as to enable knocking over of entire display
*opens window and hits him repeatedly with a shoe but to no avail
*closes window as is cold
*wonders if they may traipse down to the seashore to perform (for free of course) for the people working out in the cold to save the sea.
*thinks probably not

22nd Jan 2007, 08:20

molly says:

Looks like we're stuck with him then.
*Likes the idea of walk down to sea as is lovely cold bright morning, but as nearest sea is 40odd miles in that direction chances of doing so are pretty slim :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 08:27

#1643 says:

*dislikes weather forecast so chooses to ignore it (although secretly hopes gets snowed in)
*looks outside window and finds that it is not bright but looks rather murky so also gives up on seaside idea
*gets evil glint in eye and reaches for the wing mirror controls

22nd Jan 2007, 08:34

molly says:

*tries to keep eyes on road AND 1643 to see outcome of wing mirror thing.
*is glad of chance to drive bus for practise as truck is a doddle.

22nd Jan 2007, 08:37

#1643 says:

*goes into state of complete confusedness when see's Punch Bowl being re released whilst Freedom Fields (new version) gets deleted. Rocks back and forth and doesn't know what to do

22nd Jan 2007, 08:38

molly says:

????????????????really!
*is also confused and rocks in a similar way and puts fingers in ears and hums comforting tune and realises has to leave(bugger) and may miss mirror thing
*hopes not.

22nd Jan 2007, 08:41

#1643 says:

*pushes button all the way down and watches as Ranger collides with window... still fast asleep
*pushes button all the way up and watches Ranger swing right out... just as a huge pyracantha comes into view

22nd Jan 2007, 08:44

molly says:

*admires 1643's horticultural knowledge.
*shuffles under 1643 as 1643 takes place in driving seat ,opens door and leaps out into oncoming traffic, grappling with ranger on way.
*shouts to departing truck,
I'LL BE BACK AT USUAL TIME ish..............waves...............

22nd Jan 2007, 08:47

#1643 says:

*waves back
*chews on jerky and tries to swing Ranger back round
*button doesn't work
*presses button frantically
*still doesn't work
*looks other way and whistles merry little tune

22nd Jan 2007, 08:50

#1643 says:

*swerves into outside lane at the last minute, the Rangers butt missing the thorns by a whisker (he should get waxed really)
*continues on down freeway highly annoyed at having just been told resembles Dawn from Eastenders
*cheers slightly when realises they didn't say Stacey

22nd Jan 2007, 10:26

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*opens eyes to see what looks like Pat Butcher through window.
*falls off side of truck in shock and rolls into ditch.
*dusts self off and sets out on foot for a well needed roam.

22nd Jan 2007, 10:40

#1643 says:

*pulls over into layby
*untangles massive earrings and reapplies garish blue eyeshadow before putting on bright pink mac and setting off after Ranger

22nd Jan 2007, 10:52

#1643 says:

*leaves trail of jerky to enable tracking by Cres and molly should they feel that way inclined

22nd Jan 2007, 11:01

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*roams into truckstop and finds f**k off big Harley with keys in ignition.
*hops on, turns key, revs engine, kicks into gear and disappears up road in cload of dust and tyre smoke.

22nd Jan 2007, 11:02

#1643 says:

*see's Ranger wobble off up road
*thank careless Suzuki Hayabusa
GSX1300R owner for leaving keys on wheel and takes off (with much less wobble) after Ranger (again)

22nd Jan 2007, 11:11

#1643 says:

*wonders why the Ranger isn't down at the seaside dragging the tanker in by himself.
*selfish

22nd Jan 2007, 11:25

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*stops at next truck stop, jumps on KTM 505 SX-F and heads off cross country.
*doesn't know anything about tanker, does however think about cargo ship off coast with some concern

22nd Jan 2007, 11:33

#1643 says:

*cargo ships, tankers, any rhyming variables... all the same
*get's lucky and comes across a Mi-28 Havoc. Follows Ranger from above

22nd Jan 2007, 11:44

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*enters area 51 style military base with no fly zone.

22nd Jan 2007, 12:01

#1643 says:

*is not miliatry personnel and therefore has no idea about flight exclusion zones so carries on regardless
*is relieved to see that danger area one appears to be flying over is no longer used and was sold off by the MOD last year.

22nd Jan 2007, 12:04

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*opens throttle and drives into narrow tunnel (too small for helecoptors). Glad tunnel has several exits several miles apart.

22nd Jan 2007, 12:07

#1643 says:

*turns on heat seeking equipment and follows yellow/red/blue/green blob around

22nd Jan 2007, 12:09

#1643 says:

*deploys small heat seeking missile into end of tunnel

22nd Jan 2007, 12:12

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*lets off chaff at intermittent bursts before ditching bike and covering self in clay (predator style).
*sets off again on foot taking one of several tunnels

22nd Jan 2007, 12:14

#1643 says:

*sees parts of blob disappearing til all is gone save for two small blobs (eyes) and two tiny blobs (no idea)
*follows eye blobs

22nd Jan 2007, 12:16

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*puts on cooling eye mask as walks past 2 little tunnel voles.

22nd Jan 2007, 12:20

#1643 says:

*see's two little blobs turn into one big blue blob
*keeps following as two tiny little blobs run off
*stifles scream
*no. couldn't possibly be...

22nd Jan 2007, 12:22

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*doesn't worry about blue blob as missles are heat seeking not cold seeking

22nd Jan 2007, 12:25

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*waits for missles comment

22nd Jan 2007, 12:25

#1643 says:

*flicks switch on centre console to change setting on missile

22nd Jan 2007, 12:27

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*bumps into 50 tunnel engineers and persuades them to run around in circles for several minutes before all heading off in different directions
*heads off with small group of engineers

22nd Jan 2007, 12:34

#1643 says:

*keeps tracking blue blob which is now surrounded by many hot blobs
*missile continues on it's way down tunnel... nearly there

22nd Jan 2007, 12:39

molly says:

Ooooooooooooooo this is sooooooooooooo exciting.
*sits and reads on.

22nd Jan 2007, 12:58

#1643 says:

*finds trigger and sytematically blows up every escape tunnel bar one.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:00

molly says:

and all I was going to do was write a bit about the benefits of re releasing P B:0)

22nd Jan 2007, 13:01

molly says:

*at least is now up to speed with whole nasty tanker oil spillage thing having just read beeb news .

22nd Jan 2007, 13:06

#1643 says:

*does fly by for the hell of it
*lands to see if molly wants anything for lunch
*can guarantee they'll be chuntering on about it on spotlight tonight. Can't wait :o(

22nd Jan 2007, 13:09

molly says:

*waits for big f**k off explosion

22nd Jan 2007, 13:09

molly says:

OO lunch, I'll have what you're having.
*hopes it's something nice.
*wants excitement to continue

22nd Jan 2007, 13:11

#1643 says:

*wonders where missile has got to
*decides doesn't care
Shall we go up the end of the tunnel with this here big f**k off net and capture him on the way out?

22nd Jan 2007, 13:13

#1643 says:

*bet poor container ship was lured onto rocks by false light set by Ranger wanting to scavenge things like shampoo and bicycles.
Why the rascal!

22nd Jan 2007, 13:14

#1643 says:

*hopes molly knows how to fly
*goes foraging

22nd Jan 2007, 13:17

molly says:

Big f**K off net it is then. Don't know why we bother sometimes ,you just know he'll have a smartarsed plan already worked out and will breeze off int to the distance with that annoying wave of his.
*wonder if there's shoes on the ship ,to scatter along the beach,but not in pairs.
*wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 13:18

The Dartmoor ranger says:

*decides to go out of entrance as all exits are blocked bar one which has a net at the end.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:19

molly says:

see, told you so, bloody ranger , curse him and his getting out of tricky but badly excecuted trapping plans.
*has driven bus and big f**K off truck so plane will be like riding a bicycle but with wings and higher up.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:21

molly says:

*in meantime wonders if PB will be fiddled with or left as is.
*wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 13:32

#1643 says:

*returns from foraging to discover blue blob has moved from tunnel
*dresses in jumpsuit found in back of helicopter
Molly we'll need new names for this
*get's all excited Top Gun style

22nd Jan 2007, 13:38

#1643 says:

*hopes PB is not fiddled with as still prefers original version of FF

22nd Jan 2007, 13:39

#1643 says:

Plus does not want to buy another PB only to find it's the same

22nd Jan 2007, 13:42

molly says:

*agrees.
*new names you say
hmmmm
*has little think

22nd Jan 2007, 13:42

molly says:

*maybe it could come with a little label attached to say fiddled with or not fiddled with depending on if it has or hasn't been

22nd Jan 2007, 13:44

molly says:

*panics as has only seen top gun once and that was a really really long time ago.
*will have to wing it .:0)

22nd Jan 2007, 13:46

molly says:

*in fact only remembers song from it if truthful

22nd Jan 2007, 13:47

#1643 says:

Yes that would be helpful
*decides is not happy that will have to buy K&C; single only for B side

22nd Jan 2007, 13:47

Maverick says:

I'm sticking with the Top Gun theme

*wonders if container ship contained any flip flops

Out along the edges, always where I burn to beeeeeeeeeeee,
The further on the edge, the hotter the intensityyyyyyyyyyyyyy

22nd Jan 2007, 13:48

Cresnip says:

*wakes up with a start

22nd Jan 2007, 13:49

molly says:

*oh I would ,(have ordered so to late now anyway:0) and I do so love music the old fashioned way .The scratches give everything a nice texture you see.:0)

22nd Jan 2007, 13:50

Maverick says:

doof doof doofdoof doof doof doof doofdoofdoof

Highway to the danger zo o o one
*see's is getting dodgy looks so stops

22nd Jan 2007, 13:51

molly says:

*wonders if it will be like circle of yummy choccie again.
*mmmmmmm wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 13:52

Cresnip says:

*wonders how the Start got there, must have been very drunk last night as can't even remember the Start's name or how we met.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:52

Start says:

Heyyy baybeh.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:53

Cresnip says:

I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. Please go away.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:54

Start says:

Sho ting hurney.

*goes

22nd Jan 2007, 13:54

Cresnip says:

Phew.

22nd Jan 2007, 13:55

Mrs Metcalf says:

*googles cast list , decides to be Mrs Metcalf whoever she is

22nd Jan 2007, 13:55

Maverick says:

*decides to shorten it to Mrs

Until you maaaaake me,
Taaaaake you,
On my marhtey wiiiiiings across the skyyyyyyyyyyyy

*grabs Cresnip by the collar

On your feet soldier

22nd Jan 2007, 13:58

molly says:

*thanks Maverick silently for new shorter name :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 14:00

mrs says:

*and forgets it immediately :0) :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 14:01

Maverick says:

*hands out aviator sunglasses
We need these to look cool y'all know what I'm sayin'?

22nd Jan 2007, 14:01

Cresnip says:

*schnuckles and chokes

I'm up! I'm up! On my feet! Look! Or I would be if you'd lower me by about three inches please...

22nd Jan 2007, 14:02

mrs says:

*wonders if a bit of black hawk down will get me through this one ,

22nd Jan 2007, 14:03

Maverick says:

Or Jarhead. Either will do.
*thinks some of this could be really funny
*lowers Cresnip to her feet

22nd Jan 2007, 14:05

mrs says:

you will also have to take into account that throughout today's thrilling yarn I am engaged in making a few props for tomorrow's assembly so will pop in as and when. :0)
thankyou for your co-operation.
*puts on cool shades abit like horatio's

22nd Jan 2007, 14:06

Maverick says:

*is intrigued at thought of props and demands to know what they are
*realises that was in head
What are these props?

22nd Jan 2007, 14:07

molly says:

*does 65 sit ups to give impession of being dead 'ard s**t hot, fighting machine., in flip flops .
I don't know but I been told
antarctica is very cold.
sir yes sir.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:10

Cresnip says:

*doesn't want to have to be Swoff as Jake Gyllenhaal is not attractive.

Yessir!!

22nd Jan 2007, 14:11

Maverick says:

*stares at MRS!
*stares some more
I see. Ok. Well done.
*backs off slowly

22nd Jan 2007, 14:12

mrs says:

these props are a big red cross a big red crescent and a big red diamond depicting the symbols of aid in wartorn countries which are used so as not to offend the varied religions encountered.:0)
Well, you did ask.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:13

Maverick says:

*wonders if maybe Cresnip will take the Josh Hartnett Black Hawk Down approach instead

22nd Jan 2007, 14:13

Cresnip says:

Pearl Harbour sucked...

22nd Jan 2007, 14:15

molly says:

I'm thinking G I Jane maybe. A bit.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:16

Cresnip says:

*plumps for the Ewan MacGregor Schmid instead.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:17

Schmid says:

That's hard to type. Dammit.
I mean "GODDAMNIT OFFICER!!"

22nd Jan 2007, 14:17

mrs says:

I'd plump Ewan MacGregor.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:19

Schmid says:

I'm plump enough already.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:21

Maverick says:

Who wouldn't?!
*decides enough talk of plumping
*get's kit bags out of chopper
It's time for a yomp la... girls :o) That Ranger aint gettin' away from the best tactical fighting team the armed forces did ever see!
*yomps off

22nd Jan 2007, 14:21

Schmid says:

We'd only be the best tactical team if we had Mr T.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:22

mrs says:

OOOooooo are we going in a gunship and if so can wee do the cool hanging one leg casually out the open door while flying thing with weapon in hand.??
pretty please

22nd Jan 2007, 14:23

mrs says:

*forgets about ranger in all excitement

22nd Jan 2007, 14:24

Maverick says:

We'll have to make do with Mr Ed.
No you cannot wee with one leg hanging out the side with your weapon in your hand!

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's fer fightin'
This one's fer fun!

22nd Jan 2007, 14:25

mrs says:

*sits crossed legged in chopper.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:27

Schmid says:

Come on, own up. Whoever did a poopy in the chopper is in for a thrashing.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:27

Maverick says:

*looks back towards chopper to see they're still... doing whatever
*falls over backwards
*sets off in hot pursuit of the Ranger wishing kit bag was not so heavy
*falls over backwards again

22nd Jan 2007, 14:29

mrs says:

*thinks of shortening Maverick's name to Mavis then thinks better of it.
Coming Maverick,
*runs after and laughs at constant falling over backwards antics.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:33

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*stares at scene resembling Team America and laughs.
*jumps into SR-71 Blackbird, fires up after burners and jets off.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:34

Schmid says:

This chopper's messing up my hair. *angry

I spent HOURS shaving it.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:34

mrs says:

*come back here you m****r f****r
*they always say that in films of this genre

22nd Jan 2007, 14:36

mrs says:

*gets army/marine issue swear box out of kit bag.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:37

mrs says:

oh how I love Team America.
*laughs

22nd Jan 2007, 14:40

Maverick says:

America! F**k yeah!

*scrambles into one of three nearby mig's and takes off... screaming

22nd Jan 2007, 14:41

mrs says:

*wonders if Maverick has gone looking for a plane or something
*wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 14:41

mrs says:

*late again:0)
jumps into mig and takes off behind the others most likely.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:43

Maverick says:

*discovers mic and earpiece in cock (sniggers) pit.
This is Maverick Sixer Niner. There's a bogey on your tail Mrs. Dive dive dive!

22nd Jan 2007, 14:45

Schmid says:

COME BACK RANGER! Or your dog gets AIDS!

22nd Jan 2007, 14:49

Maverick says:

*remembers this is more Team America
*screams down mic on correct frequency for the Blackbird
Ranger, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to f**k your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:49

mrs says:

*wipes bogey off tail with airforce issue tissue.
this is mrs sixer sixer over under
Copy that maverick six niner over and out

*dives

22nd Jan 2007, 14:50

mrs says:

maverick sixer niner you got bandits on your tail and pirates of your portside over under outer

22nd Jan 2007, 14:52

Maverick says:

*hopes to do flying upside down above Mrs top gun stylee
*hopes some more
*See's Blackbird in sights and locks on

22nd Jan 2007, 14:52

Schmid says:

*didn't mean to threaten beloved Ranger with AIDS really.
*bakes some buns for next encounter

22nd Jan 2007, 14:54

Maverick says:

Copy. Receive. Over. Sending. Dive. Bomb. Bogey. Sixer Niner. Under. Out

22nd Jan 2007, 14:55

mrs says:

*sees Maverick above upside down, waves .
*wonders if Maverick realises is upside down then wonders,is it me .
*wonders and feels sick.

22nd Jan 2007, 14:56

Maverick says:

*looks up and see's mrs
*or am I looking down?
Aaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh

22nd Jan 2007, 14:57

Maverick says:

*locates ground and flies on to do the same to Ranger

22nd Jan 2007, 14:58

mrs says:

a oner a twoer a oner twoer threer fourer
love lifts us up where we belong.
sorry .
*sees dogfight in rearview mirror, involving fockers and spitfires and realises has inadvertently flown onto wrong film set.
*shouts sorry and flies away

22nd Jan 2007, 15:00

Maverick says:

*is almost in firing range of the Blackbird

Come back here you Sonovagun!

22nd Jan 2007, 15:01

mrs says:

*puts fockers coz can't spell one beginning with M.
*sees Maverick in pusuit of ranger and follows as seems best thing to do but only time will tell.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:02

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*accelerates and climbs to superior altitude and speed in far superior aircraft.
*engages auto pilot and makes some tea

22nd Jan 2007, 15:03

Maverick says:

*waits for Ranger to develop altitude sickness and is happy to bimble along at same speed only lower

22nd Jan 2007, 15:05

mrs says:

oh p**s off ranger :0)
you smug b*****d.:0)


OOOOooo nearly got enough now for oneway tickets for all my friends to come to desert island.
Cheers Ranger.
waves cheery wave

22nd Jan 2007, 15:07

mrs says:

*flies along at lower height but several miles behind as usual.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:09

Maverick says:

*wonders how long he'll stay up considering his fuel tank are smaller than average

22nd Jan 2007, 15:09

mrs says:

*wonders if he does have small fuel tank
*flies a bit closer to see.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:10

Maverick says:

*points smallness out to mrs
*sniggers
*fires small friendly missile at Blackbirds rear

22nd Jan 2007, 15:12

Maverick says:

Pssssssssssst
And he smells of chives

22nd Jan 2007, 15:12

Maverick says:

*hopes K&C; vid is along same lines as LOTS and not TWH

22nd Jan 2007, 15:13

mrs says:

*sniggers
*falls about laughing

22nd Jan 2007, 15:14

mrs says:

*flies out of control as mind is filled with LOTS vid , not for first time on moblog, ooooo not said that for aaaaaaaages.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:16

Maverick says:

*waits for mrs to regain control of her fighting machine
Sometimes he smells of potatos... but not today

22nd Jan 2007, 15:16

mrs says:

mmmmmmmmmmmm earthy

22nd Jan 2007, 15:17

mrs says:

*tries to regain control of plain and grabs joystick but not sure if fabulously sexy modern planes have joysticks
*wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 15:19

Maverick says:

*big eyes
Sorry I meant potatos grown in muck heaps :o)

22nd Jan 2007, 15:19

mrs says:

*plane * of course
*LOTS vid threw spelling right off

22nd Jan 2007, 15:20

mrs says:

well there's earthy and earthy obviously

22nd Jan 2007, 15:22

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*heads for artic circle
*radios ahead for husky team to be ready and waiting

22nd Jan 2007, 15:22

Maverick says:

Well obviously
*see's rear of Blackbird start to sputter and smoke
A ha! He's running out of fuel!

22nd Jan 2007, 15:23

Maverick says:

*wonders if artic circle is like arctic circle only different
*or maybe he's on his way to a TruckFest?????

22nd Jan 2007, 15:25

mrs says:

If I was going to the arctic circle I'd want a hunky team but then thats just me all over.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:25

mrs says:

*wonders if we can wear those fab white suits with the cute furry hoods .
*wonders like anything

22nd Jan 2007, 15:26

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*Lands and skids to a stop on ARCTIC ice.
*jumps on sledge
MUSH...!

22nd Jan 2007, 15:28

mrs says:

*leaps onto snowmobile and in doing so hopefully gets one over on ranger for first time on moblog but doubts it somehow, because he is aclever git. :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 15:31

Maverick says:

*pulls lever and ejects out of plane on specially adapted ARCTIC ejector seat complete with runners

22nd Jan 2007, 15:32

mrs says:

*obviously having first landed plane

22nd Jan 2007, 15:32

mrs says:

*and there obviously being a handy snowmobile parked up nearby

22nd Jan 2007, 15:33

mrs says:

*tries to remember Ray's survival in snow progs

22nd Jan 2007, 15:35

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*races over thin ice on light sledge as snow mobile would be too heavy and crash through

22nd Jan 2007, 15:37

mrs says:

oh for heavens sake :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 15:38

Maverick says:

*hurtles over the ice and wonders which button to press to turn the jet packs on
*laughs when see's seat is scaring the s**t out of Rangers Husky's
*literally
*wonders how Ranger will wipe it off whilst clinging onto sled desperately with both hands

22nd Jan 2007, 15:39

mrs says:

*doesn't like look of thin ice so abandons snowmobile for Ray Mears pursuit skis handily left on back of snowmobile.
SO THERE

22nd Jan 2007, 15:40

Maverick says:

*catches mrs up onto back of seat as whallops past

22nd Jan 2007, 15:40

mrs says:

well that was a suprise
just as I bent down to strap me skis on.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:43

Maverick says:

*thinks will be traumatised for a very long time
*watches as the Rangers husky's get caught up in their traces causing them to stop rather fast thus catapaulting Ranger into a snow drift

22nd Jan 2007, 15:44

mrs says:

*finally manages to wipe smile from face, and gets snow shovel ready.
*sits and reads magazine as ranger makes next f******ly amazing escape.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:49

Maverick says:

*starts to move in for capture but the husky's are there already... looking decidedly hungry

22nd Jan 2007, 15:50

mrs says:

*yawns

22nd Jan 2007, 15:50

mrs says:

Wait for it :0)

22nd Jan 2007, 15:52

Maverick says:

*gets field tea out of kit bag to make cuppa
*waits

22nd Jan 2007, 15:52

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*sets dogs on Mav and Mrs, jumps on snowboard and heads down hill very fast

22nd Jan 2007, 15:54

mrs says:

*gets secret stash of custard creams out
*waits

22nd Jan 2007, 15:55

mrs says:

oh peeeeeeeeeeeerlleeaaaase

22nd Jan 2007, 15:56

Maverick says:

*gives cute little husky's some custard creams then sets off on jet propelled ejector seat once more
*followed by husky's none to pleased with their so called master
I'll give you mush!

22nd Jan 2007, 15:57

mrs says:

*jumps up and down with extreme giddiness and hopes a snowboard shows up and teeny tiny chute and a big f**K off drop.

22nd Jan 2007, 15:58

mrs says:

*manages to grab hold of Maverick as left all of a sudden.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:00

Maverick says:

*hopes for edge of cliff too
*listens out for tell tale signs

22nd Jan 2007, 16:00

mrs says:

*hopes it's not the cliff as in Peter Pan of Pop cliff

22nd Jan 2007, 16:02

mrs says:

*wonders if can keep this pace up til Friday
*sincerely hopes so.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:06

Maverick says:

*strains ears
*gets overtaken by mobility scooter travelling at amazing speed

22nd Jan 2007, 16:07

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*flies off edge of cliff, opens parachute "A View to a Kill" style.
*lands at edge of water and jumps into waiting submarine before sinking out of site

22nd Jan 2007, 16:10

mrs says:

It was all going so well up until then:0)
Our nemesis returns.*
*sees figure zoom past clad in white leather trousers and thick white woolly jumper

22nd Jan 2007, 16:11

mrs says:

you have to give him credit though the ranger , not what's 'is name.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:13

Maverick says:

*heads for control building
*runs into control room
*presses button to drain reservoir

22nd Jan 2007, 16:14

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*Note to Mavdick: Arctic ocean is not a resevoir!

22nd Jan 2007, 16:16

mrs says:

*watches as water drains to reveal old prams and supermarket trolleys and an old mark I cortina.Oh and a submarine.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:19

mrs says:

*note to ranger
global warming

22nd Jan 2007, 16:21

Maverick says:

*points over there to the arctic ocean
This here is a reservoir which was once used by a team or scientists

22nd Jan 2007, 16:21

Maverick says:

Of obviously not or

22nd Jan 2007, 16:22

mrs says:

Arctic ocean is now being used to provide water to the warmer countries and therefore prevents flooding.
I made that up obviously but whty exactly I have no idea:0)
panic probably

22nd Jan 2007, 16:23

Maverick says:

*starts to climb down metal climby thing to bottom of reservoir

22nd Jan 2007, 16:26

mrs says:

*decides to follow as not sure where whereabouts of nemesis is.
*goes down after Maverick.
hi-5's self.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:29

Maverick says:

*after securing one end of Borneo Steve's Amazing Bungee to the top

22nd Jan 2007, 16:29

mrs says:

ah.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:31

Maverick says:

*creeps up to submarine (is not sure if it's a large one or a small one - will have to wait for clarification from Ranger as he wasn't very explicit)

22nd Jan 2007, 16:33

mrs says:

*realises isn't attatched to anything

22nd Jan 2007, 16:34

mrs says:

but makes it safely to bottom

22nd Jan 2007, 16:35

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*locks down doors on luxury submarine. Electrifys the outside with state of the art security system. Lays back on sofa and watches a film.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:38

mrs says:

don't be silly

22nd Jan 2007, 16:39

mrs says:

*puts hands over eyes and pushes nose up to window to see what film ranger is watching

22nd Jan 2007, 16:41

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*not many options stuck in a sub at the bottom of a dry lake!

22nd Jan 2007, 16:42

Maverick says:

*rolls eyes
*grabs trolly from over there
*points
*removes car battery from old cortina and wires it to trolly
*holding plastic handle shoves whole thing at side of submarine blowing all circuits

22nd Jan 2007, 16:42

mrs says:

*obviously above eyes , not covering eyes as wouldn't be able to see

22nd Jan 2007, 16:42

mrs says:

*admires Maverick, for brilliant ideabut doesn't show feelings as would interfere with whole work situation.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:44

mrs says:

*is pleased Ranger has crap selection of films to watch as shouldn't be so smug.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:45

Maverick says:

*creeps up to hatch
*kicks it open
*descends into darkness

22nd Jan 2007, 16:46

mrs says:

*follows, as is curious to see ranger get out of this one and rifle through dvd collection

22nd Jan 2007, 16:49

Maverick says:

*makes way along sub, checking and clearing rooms as one goes until only one remains
*takes a deep breath

22nd Jan 2007, 16:51

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*taps badge on chest

Ranger to bridge, one to beam up.

*disappears in sparkly haze

22nd Jan 2007, 16:52

mrs says:

right behind you Maverick.
*hopes M realises admiration inferred above is in context of blog and not in real world coz reading back just then it definately looked a bit iffy.
*shuffles uncomfortably and loosens clothing.

22nd Jan 2007, 16:55

Maverick says:

*opens door to find Ranger sitting on floor dementedly tapping on cardboard badge on chest and dribbling.
Ummm mrs I think we have a problem...

22nd Jan 2007, 16:55

Maverick says:

He's got the bends! Come on quickly before he explodes!

22nd Jan 2007, 16:56

mrs says:

*stops laughing at Ranger and Mavericks last comments long enough to ask.
......and what might that be?

22nd Jan 2007, 16:57

mrs says:

oops I did it again:0)


the bends you say,
*tries to run past ranger before explosion occurs.


22nd Jan 2007, 16:59

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*passes out in disgust at Mavericks
unfairness and dreams horrible dreams.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:00

Maverick says:

*slaps Ranger round the head and proceeds to drag him into the corner
*isn't sure why

22nd Jan 2007, 17:02

mrs says:

*also is cross at Maverick as could have got lift with ranger back to star ship and beloved hollowdeck.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:02

Maverick says:

*looks at mrs
*raises eyebrow
*hands her dribble sodden cardboard badge
Be my guest?

22nd Jan 2007, 17:03

mrs says:

*reminds Maverick that I'm the one who likes to do the slapping round here.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:04

mrs says:

*feels is being mocked by Maverick as badge IS only soggy cardboard but tries it all the same.
*sobs*then pulls self together again

22nd Jan 2007, 17:06

mrs says:

*suddenly realises at last we have ranger.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:08

Maverick says:

*wonders how to decompress Ranger
Any ideas mrs? His eyes are starting to bulge in a highly unattractive way

22nd Jan 2007, 17:11

mrs says:

*wonders
Probably needs delfating somehow, if only I could think of a way
hmmmmmm
*thinks

22nd Jan 2007, 17:14

Maverick says:

*looks around for a sharp implement with an evil glint in ones beady little eyes

22nd Jan 2007, 17:15

mrs says:

*thinks my way is more fun but watches Maverick with morbid curiosity.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:17

Maverick says:

*wonders what mrs was thinking and stops searching to watch

22nd Jan 2007, 17:18

mrs says:

No, don't let me stop you , carry on , I'm sure another opportunity will present itself in another adventure somewhere down the line

22nd Jan 2007, 17:21

Maverick says:

*give mrs a 'no go ahead i'll busy myself in another room'
*wanders into galley looking for food

22nd Jan 2007, 17:24

Maverick says:

*finds the 'look' missing from the end of the top line in a cupboard full of alcohol
*shouts
Take as long as you like

22nd Jan 2007, 17:26

mrs says:

*shouts after Maverick.
There's no knowing how long this will take you know, I'd give it a 20 minutes or so depending .
Don't worry if you any screaming.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:28

mrs says:

*gets the distinct impression that Maverick is just outside the door.
But as ranger critical has no time to worry about it.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:30

Maverick says:

*is sure molly can look after herself... and the Ranger for that matter
*sets about looking after the alcohol

22nd Jan 2007, 17:30

Maverick says:

*Uses a couple of discarded corks to block ears

22nd Jan 2007, 17:31

mrs says:

*wonders if has dug hole for self far and beyond bigger than grand canyon :0)and growing everyday.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:33

Maverick says:

The alcohol makes one sing. Loudly as cannot hear for the corks

`Tis I my lurve who'll leave in Joooooon,
For twenny five days nomore.
Now mark that spot from ner ner ner,
It’s f***ing and country I`ll come back ner ner.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:37

Maverick says:

ner ner nernerner
There's whisk key in the giro...

22nd Jan 2007, 17:39

mrs says:

well that didn't take as long as I thought, he shouldn't be anymore trouble tonight.
*looks for alcohol to enable hearing to adjust to Maverick's singing and actually make it tuneful to the ears.

22nd Jan 2007, 17:40

mrs says:

*is amazed at speed of Mavericks intoxication

22nd Jan 2007, 17:42

mrs says:

*thinks
you have to love someone who can write
steady your guns
til the last man comes.

realises at once there is nobody to hide behind .

22nd Jan 2007, 17:45

Maver*hic* says:

Meh. Sizees orted en?

22nd Jan 2007, 17:46

Maverick says:

*thinks no you bloody don't! but it comes out more like
Meh

22nd Jan 2007, 17:48

Maver*hic* says:

Ish got gud nam thatsh new shong. KAC
*falls about laughing

22nd Jan 2007, 17:53

mrs says:

*falls about laughing at Maverick falling about laughing,
do you mean because of the C word or something else
*wonders

22nd Jan 2007, 17:56

mrs says:

*wonders why I'm stone cold sober.
*feels is missing out

22nd Jan 2007, 17:57

Maver*hic* says:

No
sh sh becosh of KAC. Issss KAC! Bit shimlar to KAC you'sh pant

22nd Jan 2007, 17:58

Maverick's brain says:

*hopes mrs has some of that instant sober upper stuff left

22nd Jan 2007, 17:59

mrs says:

silly bugger,:0)

22nd Jan 2007, 18:01

Maver*hic* says:

*falls asleep like the rough, tough, mean fighting machine one is... with head in soup cupboard

22nd Jan 2007, 18:02

mrs says:

*gives Maverick some instant sober up as doesn't want to sit up all night alone making sure ranger doesn't escape.

22nd Jan 2007, 18:03

mrs says:

*can't believe we didn't use cliff on a rope and sheer drop from earlier in storyline to actually have a proper cliffhanger to finish on .

22nd Jan 2007, 18:06

mrs says:

*props Maverick up with a sweeping brush and mop and props head between the country vegetable and chicken and leek.
*sniggers

22nd Jan 2007, 18:20

mrs says:

*goes to make sure Ranger hasn't inflated again.
*sniggers.

*reflects on the days doings and looks forward to the new day tomorrow.
*sobs

22nd Jan 2007, 18:22

mrs says:

*wonders if single shoes find their way to the bottom of reservoirs.
*goes out with really big torch to look.

22nd Jan 2007, 18:25

Schmid says:

*wanders in terribly late at night cursing essays
*hates new name and wishes to change it
*spots Ranger in a corner

23rd Jan 2007, 01:18

Circles says:

*likes new name
*quietly gives a party ring biscuit to Ranger without mrs or Maver*hic* noticing
*nods and smiles encouragement at Ranger's fleeing activities
*leaves again

23rd Jan 2007, 01:20

mrs says:

*yawns, as has been up most of night.Had to inflate and delfate ranger three times, (once by accident, twice on purpose)to try and prevent escape.
*is suspicious of cirles activities.
*wonders if in 100 or so years time somebody will write a song about the shipwreck and if the video will feature a moisty tshirt.
*wonders.

23rd Jan 2007, 07:28

mrs says:

there's a customs man on the beach now waiting to take it all back no questions asked.
I'd take it all back if I were you
:0)

OOOOoooooooooosnow.

23rd Jan 2007, 07:40

Maverick says:

*opens an eye
*screams
*realises it's not a giant killer leek but an ordinary soup can... about a mm away from one's eyeball
*wanders in to living area
Good mornin'

23rd Jan 2007, 08:10

mrs says:

Mornin'
get down to the beach with SL tshirts and cds and hand out to all and sundry while media circus is present.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:12

Maverick says:

*thinks about it
No. People will see.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:14

mrs says:

One millimetre of snow.
Traffic chaos.
How typical :0)

23rd Jan 2007, 08:14

Maverick says:

*wonders if maybe container ship is the good ship relentless
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 08:15

Maverick says:

Get the trusty trac'or out. Bit ar snow won't stop a good ol' trac'or

23rd Jan 2007, 08:16

mrs says:

*wonders too.
*wonders if scavengers on beach are in for big suprise.
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 08:17

mrs says:

You have a tractor.
*is jealous
*covets tractor

23rd Jan 2007, 08:19

mrs says:

beeb newsreporter should be forced to wear SL tshirt on camera

23rd Jan 2007, 08:20

Maverick says:

Isn't it enough that they have to be in Devon in this weather as it is? Why would you want to add to their suffering and degradation?! Does Ranger need de-pumping before you head off because I'm not doing it!

23rd Jan 2007, 08:21

mrs says:

I suppose somebody has to do it.
*rushes out of room so fast ,all non secure items are swept to floor in whoosh of air.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:24

mrs says:

*hopes shipping company people whoever get off their corporate arses and clean up the mess .

23rd Jan 2007, 08:25

Maverick says:

*looks for anything, ANYTHING to bung earholes with

23rd Jan 2007, 08:25

Maverick says:

*wonders if anyone thought to pop down to beach to see if any t shirts could be scavenged

23rd Jan 2007, 08:26

mrs says:

*strolls back into room and tries not to look at Maverick with sock in each ear as will laugh.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:27

mrs says:

senses Maverick needs tshirts.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:31

Maverick says:

I HAVE NO NEED PERSONALLY THANK YOU ANYWAY.
*removes socks from ears
I have no need personally thank you anyway.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:33

mrs says:

*laughs at last comment.
They would be very salty anyway.

*wonders if Maverick has noticed circles behaviour up there,aiding and abetting ranger.
*senses smartarse escape is imminent.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:37

mrs says:

*suddenly realises time and has to trudge through 1 millimetre of snow.
*looks forward to halfterm and chance to be here all morning and is so unbelievably depressed having written that and actually meaning it :0)

23rd Jan 2007, 08:41

Maverick says:

*sends telepathic message back
Yes I have noticed but no he will not get away this time :o)
*wonders if circles has secret plans of her own for Ranger. Naughty ones
*laughs

23rd Jan 2007, 08:42

mrs says:

I'm sure she does, She has that look in her eye. *winks.

I'm going to look for odd shoes again out there
*points
found three in the torch light last night but amm convinced there must be more.
will see you later.
*waves

23rd Jan 2007, 08:45

Maverick says:

*hopes mrs has got her snow boots and crampons on
*checks Ranger is securely tied and thinks mrs could have re dressed him
*wonders if should do it oneself
*doesn't bother and goes in search of noodles

23rd Jan 2007, 08:46

mrs says:

If ranger inflates while i'm gone you'll just have to improvise.

23rd Jan 2007, 08:46

Maverick says:

*big eyes
Don't go! PLEASE!
*watches miserably as mrs departs leaving one with a rapidly inflating Ranger
*searches round for something to 'improvise' with
HURRAH!
*runs back in to living area with turkey baster

23rd Jan 2007, 08:57

Maverick says:

*staggers back to galley with hair like a haystack and one earring having gone awry.
Damn you mrs!
*hears noise not dis similar to giant inflatable being pumped up
Oh good god NO!
*wields turkey baster and heads back in living area

23rd Jan 2007, 11:20

mrs says:

*senses may have returned in the nick of time

23rd Jan 2007, 13:03

Maverick says:

*crawls up to mrs' feet
I don't care if he does bloody explode. I am never ever ever doing that again.
*hands turkey baster to mrs and crawls off to sit in cupboard

23rd Jan 2007, 13:06

mrs says:

*sees turkey baster in Mavericks hand
You needn't go to all that trouble,a simple sandwich will suffice.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:07

Maverick says:

*calls over shoulder
And don't go putting that baster anywhere near your mouth less you've had your shots!

23rd Jan 2007, 13:09

mrs says:

*realises last comment was a lttle late but feels it works in a way.
*hopes so.
*tries to think of something to lure Maverick out of cupboard while cleaning up mess in ranger holding area.
*realises how wrong that may look.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:10

Maverick says:

*cringes and looks away
No thanks I'm not hungry. Oooo look I found some special dive typr suits over here. They'll stop us getting... err... contaminated while we clear up.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:13

mrs says:

*wonders what typr suits are

*decides to put turkey baster in pocket with other things collected on travels.
*decides it maybe time to move on this particular thread and return at a later date
*puts on PB to remind self of delights awaiting record buying masses.(my favourite of the three actually:0)
*wonders about putting on typr suit anyway as looks comfy

23rd Jan 2007, 13:20

mrs says:

*or four depending if you count F F as one or two .
I get muddled sometimes you see.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:23

Maverick says:

*decides does not care if people point out spelling mistakes. One is allowed one flaw :o)

*wonders if mrs doesn't use turkey baster... what will she use instead?

PB was definitely the best :o)

23rd Jan 2007, 13:24

Maverick says:

Yes difficult although maybe they count as two - Mark I and Mark II? But will PB be the same? So will we have 3, 4 or 5 albums to contend with? And that's without a new one!
*gets headache

23rd Jan 2007, 13:26

Circles says:

PB has HW but KJ has BK.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:27

mrs says:

*allows one flaw.
*will use initiative.
Oh yes, although doesn't have Fight for Favour on.
*wonders if that's enough reference to SL for rest of afternoon.
*wonders if ranger has hatched smartarsed escape plan yet.
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 13:27

Circles says:

PB does not have HW at all, I meant HM.

And FF has TC.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:27

mrs says:

it's very difficult you see ,as if had been totally new artist could've started with album one from start but has already got 3, may as well get em out there. We have heard em all but many haven't .

23rd Jan 2007, 13:34

mrs says:

....so , new and old fans alike can go to next one having got caught up . :0)
*realises has gone on abit and sits quietly in corner waiting for next bit of story

23rd Jan 2007, 13:39

Circles says:

I'm still against it. Brian Jacques switched from Red Fox to Hudder but the Redwall books weren't all re-published...

23rd Jan 2007, 13:42

Circles says:

And of course by Hudder, I mean Hutchinson.

*sighs

Not my day today.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:43

mrs says:

well PB has finished now and am listening to fiddlers drift. No doubt it'll rattle on and on but there are more important things to worry about, like will the ranger escape today.
*yawns

23rd Jan 2007, 13:45

Maverick says:

Am sticking with PB and KJ. They have GOG, IAYW, LOYW, TS and BK. The Brian Jacques slipped a bit after the first three... but then I haven't read them since I was about 10 so I might be wrong

23rd Jan 2007, 13:47

mrs says:

*wonders if rest of afternoon will be spent talking in capitol letters

23rd Jan 2007, 13:48

Maverick says:

Why do they need to be re released when still available on original label? It's a con by Relentless I tell you! If they change something like a bit of the artwork or a letter or something I'll be very annoyed!

23rd Jan 2007, 13:49

Maverick says:

Although if they re release FF maybe they'll get the lyrics right this time :o)

23rd Jan 2007, 13:50

Circles says:

Ah no, you can't have read Lord Brockwell, that's a killer.

Oops, gotta go again, good luck restraining Ranger.

*hands Ranger another biscuit fondly and whispers wishes of good luck avoiding restraint

23rd Jan 2007, 13:50

Maverick says:

And will they get rid of any dedications in the albums that are no longer applicable?
*sniggers
*decides to stop now

23rd Jan 2007, 13:51

mrs says:

Can't understand the fiddling with but then I've just chased an idiot across a snow covered landscape and am sitting in adrained resevoir in a submarine having just got in from looking for single shoes so what do I know
:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 13:53

Maverick says:

Speaking of the devil... what the devil do we do with him now?

23rd Jan 2007, 13:54

mrs says:

if "the disadvantages "don't get a mention on next sleeve notes I'll be speaking to my lawyer I can tell you.:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 13:56

mrs says:

Well, we could let him go I suppose coz I did actually quite like the chasing bit , he may need to rest first though after all the inflating/deflating.

23rd Jan 2007, 13:58

Maverick says:

Well yes it would be extremely rude not to don't you think! I can tell you I will not be best pleased if no mention is made and shall cause chaos at every gig thereafter if need be :o) May even disclose the Rangers identity out of spite if I can summon enough up! :o)

23rd Jan 2007, 14:02

mrs says:

Always assumed ranger was at least 15 people:0)it adds to the overall illusion of drama and tension created on this here moblog.
*thinks................yes, I really did write that.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:07

mrs says:

.....15 people and a gibbon called Graham.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:10

Maverick says:

A ha but do you know for sure? I may disclose one name... or I may give up all 16! Make that 15 as you obviously already know the gibbon's name

23rd Jan 2007, 14:13

mrs says:

...................or one person being two people

23rd Jan 2007, 14:13

mrs says:

.............or 15 people ,one gibbon ,one person with multi personalities ,one person with voice throwing skills ,or not as the case maybe.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:15

mrs says:

...................and would I believe you if you did?
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 14:20

Maverick says:

Yes... ok. Moving swiftly on...

23rd Jan 2007, 14:20

Maverick says:

Probably coz you already know ;o)

23rd Jan 2007, 14:21

mrs says:

Indeed.
so, we have a ranger and a dilemma.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:22

mrs says:

*gives dilemma apat on the head and abiscuit

23rd Jan 2007, 14:23

Circles says:

Does Graham the gibbon write rather bad poetry and grumble about plagiarism a lot?

23rd Jan 2007, 14:24

Maverick says:

Yes?
Right well now we've all totally confused ourselves more than usual shall we carry on?

23rd Jan 2007, 14:27

Circles says:

I bagsy the forklift truck.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:29

mrs says:

no , you've got him confused with Gordon the ring tailed lemur.

and I'm still not totally certain:0)
and probably shouldn't have written that;00

23rd Jan 2007, 14:29

Circles says:

There is a forklift truck, right? Because I don't want to find myself making one from eggboxes and poster paint like in Bitsa.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:32

Maverick says:

*sniggers
Cres what are gonna do with the fork truck?
*backs out of way of wayward prongs

23rd Jan 2007, 14:32

mrs says:

*runs for tomcat, not fourlegged ,four wheeled

23rd Jan 2007, 14:33

mrs says:

*wonders why opted for vehicle as not sure what we are doing yet but wants one so there.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:36

Maverick says:

*wonders why mrs would opt for a Rover out of all imaginable choices

23rd Jan 2007, 14:40

mrs says:

*makes note to self to listen to radio on Sunday evening even though it clashes with time team

23rd Jan 2007, 14:41

Circles says:

*leaps aboard and pulls levers and stuff looking very happy

We could lift the inert resting form of the Ranger and then if I do a handbrake turn and lift at the same time, we could fling him over yonder mountain so high in its might to give him a head start?

23rd Jan 2007, 14:41

Circles says:

You know it makes sense.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:42

mrs says:

coz wants to race through mud and puddles and the like ,like a thing possessed is why so there.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:42

mrs says:

and they look so cute;0)

23rd Jan 2007, 14:43

Circles says:

*spins forklift round and round dizzyingly with good cheer
*thinks the red plastic seat needs a cushion

23rd Jan 2007, 14:47

mrs says:

*doesn't trust circles after assisting ranger earlier and wonders if she has some hidden agenda, but in that outfit it would be hard to hide anything.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:49

Maverick says:

*Has better things to do on a Sunday but might give it a fleeting thought
*might but probably won't
*watches circles' fork truck dancing and see's why it never really took off

23rd Jan 2007, 14:50

Circles says:

Trust me, trust me, let me toss the Ranger!

23rd Jan 2007, 14:51

mrs says:

*sniggers as circles spins round as is sure she will throw up.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:51

Circles says:

...As in "fling".

23rd Jan 2007, 14:51

Circles says:

As in the verb, not the noun.

Ooh, I might stop spinning now until it's flingtime.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:52

mrs says:

*doubts she means "as in fling"

depends how good time team is to.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:53

Maverick says:

Toss the Ranger by all means! He's gotta have something to tell his friends! Assuming there are any wherever he comes from. Wherever that may be? Oh I'm confusing myself now!
*sits down

23rd Jan 2007, 14:54

mrs says:

*picks up dropped "o" and puts in pocket

23rd Jan 2007, 14:54

mrs says:

*is almost certain knows but wishes could be certain, or not.

23rd Jan 2007, 14:56

Maverick says:

*wonders if should get nibbles ready for the main event
*runs to galley
*runs back with trolley full of goodies
*rubs hands together
OK Circ I'm ready

23rd Jan 2007, 14:56

mrs says:

*wonders if Maverick is experiencing what I feel most of the time on moblog:0):0):0)

23rd Jan 2007, 14:57

Circles says:

Hurrah!
Just pop him there, will you.

*revs

23rd Jan 2007, 14:58

Maverick says:

It's ok it's passed now.
*wonders when it starts
*looks at watch
*looks at fork truck
*has idea
WAIT!!!!!!!!

23rd Jan 2007, 14:59

Maverick says:

*grabs Borneo Steve's Amazing Bungee
*attaches one end to fork truck
*attaches other end to Ranger
Why limit ourselves to enjoying this just the once :o)

23rd Jan 2007, 15:00

Circles says:

My goodness, Maverick! What fun!! You clever clever person!

*revs again

23rd Jan 2007, 15:01

Maverick says:

Introducing... Ranger - The Human (I think) YoYo!!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:03

Circles says:

*revs
*speeds
*scoops
*spins
*lifts
*FLINGS!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:04

mrs says:

*sits over there and watches goings on while stuffing face from goodies trolley

23rd Jan 2007, 15:05

Circles says:

Aaaand there 'e goes.

*watches tiny black dot recede into distance over yonder mountain so high in its might.
*waits
*eats a sandwich
*glances up
*hears a faint yell

23rd Jan 2007, 15:06

Circles says:

Annny minute now.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:07

Circles says:

*snorts with laughter as tiny black figure of Ranger comes zooming back, appearing to get larger and larger...
*winces at thud

23rd Jan 2007, 15:07

mrs says:

................and waits for rangers next mind numbing escape.....

23rd Jan 2007, 15:10

Maverick says:

*claps hands with glee
Again! Again! Again!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:11

Circles says:

Again you say?

23rd Jan 2007, 15:13

Circles says:

*revs
*speeds
*scoops
*spins
*lifts
*FLINGS!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:14

Maverick says:

*watches with child like wonder
*isn't sure has got it yet
Might have to go again Circ

23rd Jan 2007, 15:16

Circles says:

*shades eyes with hand
*watches tiny black dot recede over yonder mountain so high in its might
*waits
*eats another sandwich
*laughs at flailing return
*winces at thud

23rd Jan 2007, 15:16

Circles says:

*revs
*speeds
*scoops
*spins
*lifts
*FLINGS!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:16

Circles says:

*shades eyes again
*watches as black dot recedes... and smacks in yonder mountain a little higher in its might than anticipated
*winces at thud

23rd Jan 2007, 15:17

Circles says:

Ooops.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:18

mrs says:

*wonders how, with so many single shoes, there aren't more people hopping about the country.
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 15:19

Circles says:

You should make them into a necklace.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:20

Maverick says:

*runs to get first aid kit as dot makes it's way back - not flailing so much this time. Well not flailing at ALL really.
Ooops

23rd Jan 2007, 15:20

mrs says:

*sees a night of inflating/deflating ahead.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:23

Circles says:

Poor Ranger. I'll just be over here for a while, tending him tenderly.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:25

mrs says:

*senses mouth to mouth on the horizon

23rd Jan 2007, 15:26

Circles says:

*blushes
*scuttles away from inert form of Ranger quickly
*busies self with party rings

23rd Jan 2007, 15:28

Circles says:

I think we broke him.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:29

Maverick says:

*sits over other side of room and tries to not look
Is he... err... ok?
*grabs cheesy pineapple stick

23rd Jan 2007, 15:30

mrs says:

COME BACK AND FINISH THE JOB CIRCLE.
oh well, a golden opportunity missed there then.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:31

Maverick says:

*senses whole clumsy airlifting followed by botched nursing in hospital scenario coming on

23rd Jan 2007, 15:31

Circles says:

*scurries back to inert form of Ranger

Again I say, I think we broke him.

*examines
*boggles

23rd Jan 2007, 15:31

Circles says:

His tassles will never be quite the same again.

Ooh! Acutally I think he's going to be alright!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:32

mrs says:

*fills pockets with curried chicken vol au vents and immediately regrets it.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:33

Circles says:

Quick! Pass me the Micropore(TM)!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:34

Circles says:

*sets to work patching up Ranger with care and attention to detail and not a little Sellotape

23rd Jan 2007, 15:35

Maverick says:

We have no Micropore(TM) but we have some masking tape by Sello(TM)

23rd Jan 2007, 15:36

Circles says:

That'll do, anything with a (TM) is trustworthy enough I think. Quick.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:38

mrs says:

*quickly eats a magnum(TM).
It looks as though we may need a splint for that bit there.
*looks closely there.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:39

Maverick says:

*is quick
Should I ready the aircraft?

23rd Jan 2007, 15:39

Circles says:

Sounds like a good idea.
mrs, quick off the mark with the Magnum (TM) splint there, good work.

He's going into arrest, flatline, pass the defibrillator, scalpel, milligrams and other nursing paraphernalia jargon!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:41

mrs says:

*quickly dresses ranger in gown with back fastening ties so that cute bum can be seen
*sniggers
and peeps*

23rd Jan 2007, 15:43

Maverick says:

*passes Circ an epilator as it is nearest contraption with a slightly medical tone to it
*rushes off to ready chopper and looks forward to doing up the neck brace... tightly

23rd Jan 2007, 15:44

Circles says:

*epilates Ranger's cute bum


He's going to make it

23rd Jan 2007, 15:46

Maverick says:

*returns with neck brace, back board and various tubes
*sniggers

23rd Jan 2007, 15:47

mrs says:

*senses jealousy of so gives Mavericks bum quick squeeze on way to chopper.
*immediatly realises that is looking a bit dodgy but couldn't care less as is laughing so hard

23rd Jan 2007, 15:47

Circles says:

*concerned
Be careful with him now, don't spoil all my hard work.

23rd Jan 2007, 15:47

Maverick says:

*jumps about 5 feet in the air
*tries to stay away from mrs
*straps neck brace on REAL tight
*sniggers
*knocks stretcher into every available surface on way out
Sorry!

23rd Jan 2007, 15:50

Circles says:

*weeps for Ranger

23rd Jan 2007, 15:54

mrs says:

you just carry on ,I've gone into silly bugger mode and have lost the plot ,will leap in as and when :0)

23rd Jan 2007, 15:54

Maverick says:

*keeps bum at angle away from mrs
Now now circ I'm sure he'll be... umm... fine. Let's get him in the chopper yeah?
*looks up and wonders where they got the name for the chopper hire company 'DennisHopperChoppers'

23rd Jan 2007, 15:57

mrs says:

easy rider

23rd Jan 2007, 16:00

Maverick says:

*shuts chopper door on Rangers head
*hopes no one noticed

23rd Jan 2007, 16:03

Circles says:

I can hear the motor going buzz buzz buzz

23rd Jan 2007, 16:03

mrs says:

I wasn't always like this you know, Stupid clinging moisty tshirt vid


:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 16:05

Circles says:

I know, I know, mrs, it's alright, hush now.

How's he doing, Dr Mav?

23rd Jan 2007, 16:06

Maverick says:

*wonders if some sort of mind altering gas has been released
*fires up chopper and flies into the sunset Top Gun stylee

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Sorry forgot myself there. To the hospital it is

23rd Jan 2007, 16:08

mrs says:

*sits with legs hanging out of chopper like the bit in black hawk down when they fly over the beach looking cool.

23rd Jan 2007, 16:09

Maverick says:

*looks over shoulder
He looks... ok.
*winces
We're gonna have to sneak him in. If anyone finds out we did this we'll get sent to prison... again

23rd Jan 2007, 16:10

Maverick says:

*switches on CD player and put's on the Black Hawk Down Motion Picture Soundtrack

23rd Jan 2007, 16:11

mrs says:

we do a low pass and roll him out the door into the car park

23rd Jan 2007, 16:12

Maverick says:

*rolls eyes
Here look if you want we'll swap and I'll take him in. We can't just dump him in the car park! If he's you know... had it, then we need to make sure he's definitely... had it and isn't gonna make a miraculous recovery and start talking!

23rd Jan 2007, 16:14

Maverick says:

*wonders whether rolling him out the door into a different car park might work

23rd Jan 2007, 16:16

mrs says:

*thrills at thought of flying chopper, can't be anymore difficult than bus/big f**k off truck/jetplane/snowmobile.

ok you're on.

23rd Jan 2007, 16:17

mrs says:

or not :0)

23rd Jan 2007, 16:18

Maverick says:

*swaps places with mrs and gets busy with tubes just for fun

How low you reckon you can take us?

23rd Jan 2007, 16:19

mrs says:

I can go down as low as you want me to .

Taaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

23rd Jan 2007, 16:25

mrs says:

but you knew that already didn't you .

23rd Jan 2007, 16:26

Maverick says:

*is grateful bum is out of mrs' reach
Ok well take it in nice and low and I'll roll. Give me a heads up when we there as I have more tubes
*worries will run out of places to put tubes before runs out of tubes
*decides to double up on some

23rd Jan 2007, 16:29

mrs says:

*goes down low and hovers over chosen area,decides could maybe get even lower and does,
How am I doing ?
*sees Mavericks handy work with tubes and decides to enter ranger for Turner prize .

23rd Jan 2007, 16:33

Maverick says:

*opens door
*pushes
*Doesn't notice Borneo Steve's Bloody Amazing Bungee wrapped round foot
*grabs onto mrs
*realises too late she's not wearing seat belt

23rd Jan 2007, 16:35

mrs says:

*has sudden and unexpected sensation of being jolted out of chopper , with Maverick clinging on with firm grip.
*falls about 8 ft and realises chopper is hovering on automatic pilot and is glad chose to go down low.
*lands in a heap, fortunately nothing unpleasant.
*leaps to feet and ungrips Maverick.

23rd Jan 2007, 16:40

Maverick says:

OW!
*looks up at chopper
Oh great
*looks down at Ranger
Oh great

23rd Jan 2007, 16:43

mrs says:

*hopes chopper hovers long enough for us to climb up bungee and fly away.
*realises climbing up bungee will be a bit of the one step forward two steps back kind of thing but it's all we've got so we'l just have to make the best of it.:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 16:48

Maverick says:

*tries to unhook bungee from Ranger
S**t
*flings other end up to try and catch runner
S**t
*see's hospital staff advancing rather quickly
S**t. Come on!
*grans mrs and runs in direction of hospital

23rd Jan 2007, 16:51

Maverick says:

GraBs not GraNs obviously

23rd Jan 2007, 16:52

mrs says:

*wonders why Maverick is covered in s**t and sees other heap over there that he landed in.
*holds nose
*runs towards hospital as he seems hell bent on getting into one today:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 16:54

Maverick says:

It has noting to do with the drugs or covering up our near murder! Come on I'll show you!
*heads in side door just as hospital staff get to Ranger

23rd Jan 2007, 16:56

mrs says:

*sussed grabs , grans thing:0)

23rd Jan 2007, 16:56

mrs says:

*and "noting"

23rd Jan 2007, 16:57

mrs says:

*wonders what staff will make of ranger.

23rd Jan 2007, 16:58

Maverick says:

I lose letters when I get excited
*slips into locker room unseen by staff
*by that I obviously mean the staff didn't see me and not that I've just slipped into some unseen room like in Harry Potter or something

23rd Jan 2007, 17:01

mrs says:

*laughs out loud.
I actually laugh out loud in the realworld sometimes thinking back to stuff on here. Now that is scary ;0)

*also slips into locker room in way mentioned above regarding staff

23rd Jan 2007, 17:05

Maverick says:

*changes into clean scrubs as they look better than nurses uniforms
*peeks outside door whilst mrs gets changed (or at least makes a lot of fuss round the other side of the lockers. One hopes she's getting changed)

23rd Jan 2007, 17:06

mrs says:

yes she is

23rd Jan 2007, 17:07

mrs says:

*beginning to suspect Maverick has a"thing" about uniforms.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:09

Maverick says:

*gasps
Quick mrs! This is what I was on about and why I was so desperate to get here!
*beckons mrs to door

23rd Jan 2007, 17:12

Maverick says:

Yes I do. Problem?

23rd Jan 2007, 17:12

mrs says:

*sees Maverick beckon and as is easily led , follows,

23rd Jan 2007, 17:14

Maverick says:

*peeks out door above mrs peeking out door
*cue bright lights
*cue angels singing
*cue drop dead gorgeous male nurse walking down corridor in slo mo laughing
*drools

23rd Jan 2007, 17:15

mrs says:

*feels dampness on back of neck and realises is Maverick slobbering . Uses nurses apron to wipe it. Now stands no chance with male nurse as is covered in spit .

23rd Jan 2007, 17:20

Maverick says:

*cue him walking right this way
S**t!
*grabs mrs by the collar as she has no intention of moving and runs into... the shower room
Oooo this has potential!
*hides in shower stall

23rd Jan 2007, 17:24

mrs says:

*this has potential depending on wether showers are male or female.
*hides also,at least there's a chance to wash the spit from down my back..

23rd Jan 2007, 17:27

Maverick says:

*goggles over top of shower stall as male nurse walks in
Oh dear lordy... thank you!
*hoiks mrs up on to towel rail so she can see

23rd Jan 2007, 17:28

mrs says:

*dangles about from towel rail trying to see passed Maverick who is cramming towel into mouth to prevent shouting out.
*gets interested when shower is turned on and steaminess appears , realises hunky male nurse is wearing tshirt under scrubs and hopes beyond all hope that it is left on or will be seriously p****d off.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:33

mrs says:

*shoves towel in mouth also.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:34

Maverick says:

*thinks it little odd that nurse leaves t shirt on in shower but is at this point beyond caring

23rd Jan 2007, 17:35

mrs says:

you have a thing about uniforms ,I have a thing about moisty tshirts, Problem?
:0)












23rd Jan 2007, 17:37

Maverick says:

Is that the new thing? Lot's of empty space? Not that our indecipherable ramblings amount to much more than that!








23rd Jan 2007, 17:40

Maverick says:

*wonders if moisty t shirt could be turned into some kind of uniform... and vows to wear a moisty white one to next gig to see if it catches on

23rd Jan 2007, 17:41

mrs says:

I wondered about that too, very odd. Dear god we're actually pondering the exsistence of a blank space , Where will it all end do you think. At least you know who you are , I only know who I am , . I think.
*wonders

23rd Jan 2007, 17:43

mrs says:

good choice white

23rd Jan 2007, 17:44

mrs says:

AND you know who ranger is too. I am in a minority ......oooooo greenday song yeah

23rd Jan 2007, 17:45

Maverick says:

*wonders if wondering about the existence of empty space is like wondering about the ranger. Are they one and the same? Are they even slightly similar? Why am I asking such strange bloody questions?
*decides to concentrate on nurse
*wonders where the soft rock music came from that he's flicking the water in time to the beat with
*doesn't care

Is this love.... that I'm feeeeeeling,
Is this the loooooove... that I've been dreeeaming o o of

23rd Jan 2007, 17:48

mrs says:

*jiggles in time to music ,which creates swaying as is still hanging from towel rail.
*realises Maverick is not going to be moved easily from here.
*can't see anything now as glasses have steamed up.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:53

Maverick says:

*jiggles about also but can see perfectly as not wearing glasses
*the jiggling upsets stall door
Ut Oh!

23rd Jan 2007, 17:55

Maverick says:

*door gives out
*one goes crashing to floor right in front of shocked nurse
*nurse snarls
What the f**k?!
*nurse pounces

23rd Jan 2007, 17:56

mrs says:

*still can't see but hears crash and gasp from Maverick , doesn't hear anything from nurse as music is still playing and he's over there.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:57

mrs says:

*hangs swinging from towel rail unable to do anything and is glad glasses are still steamed up.

23rd Jan 2007, 17:59

Maverick says:

*passes out

23rd Jan 2007, 18:01

mrs says:

*feels slighty vunerable. Tries to hang very still .

23rd Jan 2007, 18:02

mrs says:

*decides it's going to be a long night if Maverick doesn't come round soon.

23rd Jan 2007, 18:04

mrs says:

*wonders if ranger's tubing has been successfully removed.
*sees shape approaching through misty glasses and wonders if it is Maverick finally come round and coming to lift self down or quite possibly naked hunky male nurse .
*wonders.

23rd Jan 2007, 18:28

mrs says:

*ponders while hanging from towel rail identity question.
*decides all will be revealed when time is right.
*Is confident will not be kept in dark forever.
*and will probably happen around the time gloucester old spots become airborne :0)
Oh it is a naked hunky male nurse, what a stroke of luck.

23rd Jan 2007, 19:11

anonymous says:

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine.
It's hard to tell the night time from the day.
And you're losing all your highs and lows
aint it funny how the feeling goes
away...
Mornin', I made pancakes if you want some.

24th Jan 2007, 08:11

mrs says:

Actually it was me up there ,forgot name again.:0)

24th Jan 2007, 08:13

mrs says:

*wonders if Mav didn't so much faint, as fall into a coma.

24th Jan 2007, 08:29

mrs says:

*wonders if unusual morning silence is due to pratting about or realworld crisis.
*wonders and hopes it's the first one.

24th Jan 2007, 08:36

mrs says:

*goes out into morning wondering.

24th Jan 2007, 08:37

Maverick says:

*wakes up
OW!
*grabs neck
OW!

Me? Prat around? Never!

24th Jan 2007, 12:46

mrs says:

Don't EVER do that again.
I was actually worried for you you know. God knows why :0)

24th Jan 2007, 12:48

Maverick says:

*looks sheepish and suffles feet
Yes Miss
*feels marks on neck
Man that's one big hickie!
*looks in mirror
Oh s**t

24th Jan 2007, 12:51

mrs says:

*wonders if will be hanging from towel rail for rest of day.then remembers will be out again in about 15mins for an hour or so.

24th Jan 2007, 12:54

mrs says:

*makes mental note to give Maverick detention after school and a jolly good spanking.

24th Jan 2007, 12:56

Maverick says:

*helps mrs down from towel rail
*wonders why she stayed there when feet were only about a foot above ground
*tries to get circulation going in mrs' arms

24th Jan 2007, 12:57

Maverick says:

*hopes mrs is planning to smack back of legs as bum has had far too much attention already

24th Jan 2007, 12:57

mrs says:

*will make effort to stay clear of bum in future and will try very hard also to get away from all other references to general man bits area. will try very hard but is so very easily led .:0)
What's happaned to your neck,
*looks

24th Jan 2007, 13:03

Maverick says:

*is shocked to find that mrs may have overcome her knob fetish
*is a little sad
*shows neck
What is it?!
*starts to get hysterical

24th Jan 2007, 13:04

Maverick says:

Farewell thee knob
It's the end of an era

24th Jan 2007, 13:06

mrs says:

*knows there isn't a moggy in a hot place chance of giving up knob and related whimsy but feels has at least to show willing.
*looks at Mav's neck
Ooooooo there's two little marks there, like bite marks actually(hopes it's road Mav is thinking of going down)
*looks in mirror at own neck

24th Jan 2007, 13:08

mrs says:

*has to sadly leave for but an hour or so.
*is pleased Mav was not arrested or poorly or the like earlier but doesn't let him know as will think I'm going soft.

24th Jan 2007, 13:11

Maverick says:

*looks at mrs' neck
Oooo you've got em too
*feels bad that someone else got bitten but at least has someone to compare symptoms and share suffering with

24th Jan 2007, 13:11

Maverick says:

Him? Him? I'm a bloody him now am I?

*goes to sulk in corner

24th Jan 2007, 13:12

mrs says:

*sorry , in rush to get out of house and made typing error.
*hopes Mav will sulk in corner til return or til someone else appears maybe.

24th Jan 2007, 13:14

Maverick says:

*decides to sulk in corner and pick at newly formed scab on neck til mrs returns... or indeed someone else appears

24th Jan 2007, 13:16

Maverick says:

*wonders if Rangers absence is due to scavenging activities

24th Jan 2007, 13:20

Maverick says:

*looks at watch
*realises doesn't have watch
*drums fingers on tiles

24th Jan 2007, 15:05

mrs says:

*assumes ranger has been picked up by a customs officer.

Stop picking it , It'll never get better.
*wonders if we are going for Peter Cushing, Eddie Izzard,or recent beeb everso slightly rude version of Dracula or not.
hello, here again.

24th Jan 2007, 15:06

Maverick says:

*think well obviously eddie izzard!

*picks and picks and picks but doesn't bleed. odd that

24th Jan 2007, 15:08

mrs says:

Yeah, I shall Agatha. and you can be James Mason:0)

24th Jan 2007, 15:14

mrs says:

*be Agatha ,because Agatha is not a verb

24th Jan 2007, 15:15

Maverick says:

*doesn't want to be James Mason :o(

Opts for Angel :o)

24th Jan 2007, 15:18

mrs says:

will be buffy then .
*never really got into that so will make it up as goes along.

24th Jan 2007, 15:20

buffy says:

as usual

24th Jan 2007, 15:20

Angel says:

As I am fully intending to do. But leave my bum alone! I only picked Angel as it's androgynous!

24th Jan 2007, 15:21

Angel says:

Stick that. I'll be Faith. Then I get to wear leather trousers :o)

24th Jan 2007, 15:22

buffy says:

Stop going on about your bum for heavens sake . I'll not be able to get it out of my mind and will therefore be refering to it in an inappropriate manner at some stage in the proceedings .

24th Jan 2007, 15:24

buffy says:

*begins to suspect Angel is a hermaphrodite.

24th Jan 2007, 15:26

Faith says:

*cherishes leather trousers
*hopes they don't creak or could be bumped off in case of mistaken identity
*strikes several very unflattering poses to check for creakiness

24th Jan 2007, 15:27

Faith says:

*is horrified at buffy's thoughts
*wonders whether to disprove theory
*thinks better of it

These trousers are rather tight. Would you not have noticed something... irregular... by now>

24th Jan 2007, 15:28

Faith says:

That was obviously meant to be a ? and not some sort of pictoral reference like the whole salmon OO thing ages ago

24th Jan 2007, 15:29

buffy says:

*has no idea who faith is a and wonders why the weird trouser movements

24th Jan 2007, 15:30

Faith says:

*shrugs off buffy's thoughts and does hair in mirror... trying to cover bite marks
*find big wooden stake stuck in top of trousers
Oooooooooooo

24th Jan 2007, 15:34

buffy says:

*having not seen buffy much ponders what to wear .
*opts for cheerleader costume and sensible shoes incase of escape or pursuit scenario.
*wonders, why has Faith got wood in the trousers?
*wonders like anything

24th Jan 2007, 15:38

buffy says:

*goes to get mallet

24th Jan 2007, 15:41

Faith says:

*decides wood in trousers may come in handy and leaves it there
*wonders how the Ranger is fairing
*runs out of shower room, grabbing white coat on way, wood bouncing in trousers

24th Jan 2007, 15:42

THe Dartmoor Ranger says:

*wipes blood from corner of mouth and licks lips.

24th Jan 2007, 15:42

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith realises imminent danger from splinters

24th Jan 2007, 15:43

Faith says:

*wonders about splinters
*then forgets
OW!
*wonders about splinters some more and hopes buffy has some tweezers in her CSI case
*looks through small round window into Rangers room

24th Jan 2007, 15:46

buffy says:

wonders whose lips ranger is licking ,peeps to see.

24th Jan 2007, 15:48

Faith says:

*has very very very wrong thought and shakes head to clear it
*elbows buffy for putting such thought in one's head
*wonders why the Ranger isn't dressed as it's obviously very cold in the room
*sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 15:51

buffy says:

*also has very very very wrong thought now Faith has put though based on original thought in head
*has to go and sit down over there to think about it for a lttle while longer.
*decides to knit warm cozy jumper for ranger, and sock.

24th Jan 2007, 15:54

Faith says:

*wonders where the Rangers other foot went
*creeps into room dragging buffy behind

24th Jan 2007, 15:56

buffy says:

*was going to put comment then noticed there isn't an "s" on end of buffy as first thought,
*so doesn't

24th Jan 2007, 15:58

Faith says:

*thinks it's about time someone else's butt got all the attention and nominates Ranger
*creeps up and places end of stake on Rangers forehead
I'm not sure how we do this. Do you hit it with the mallet now?

24th Jan 2007, 16:01

buffy says:

*flexes typing fingers
Well obviously you have to get the end of it in the right place but I don't think putting the end of your wood on his forehead is quite the way it works.

24th Jan 2007, 16:07

buffy says:

here , let me.
*takes hold of end and places it on rangers chest and hopes like hell no one is looking through the window

24th Jan 2007, 16:09

buffy says:

*raises mallet

24th Jan 2007, 16:11

Faith says:

*holds it steady while buffy raises the mallet
*wants to look away as will probably be gruesome but can't as eyes are glued to the proceedings
Do we have to say anything in Latin because I don't know about you but I don't know any which could pose a problem
*realises is rambling

24th Jan 2007, 16:13

buffy says:

.......and thinks about going out for a little walk.

24th Jan 2007, 16:13

Faith says:

Oh yes. That's about right. You get me all psyched up with my wood in place and everything and then you want to 'go for a walk'!

24th Jan 2007, 16:17

buffy says:

Don't know any latin ,
* tries to bring mallet down with all the force a small person can but unfortunately the weight of the mallet and momentum cause one to topple over backwards.

24th Jan 2007, 16:20

Faith says:

*flounces off down the corridor in such of the cafeteria

24th Jan 2007, 16:20

buffy says:

serves you right for pratting about this morning .
*sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 16:21

buffy says:

*gets up and follows flouncing Faith to wherever.

24th Jan 2007, 16:24

Faith says:

Hmmmffff
Whatever
*makes W sign with thumbs and forefingers
*stomps off in direction of the Rangers room (again)
This time... I'm finishing the job

24th Jan 2007, 16:25

buffy says:

bugger , forgot half dressed ranger still back there.
*wonders wether to go and try inflation method for warth.
*wonders
*sees flouncing Faith and goes after. Like a fool.

24th Jan 2007, 16:27

buffy says:

Late again. Hey ho.

24th Jan 2007, 16:28

buffy says:

warth and warmth are very similar in fact

24th Jan 2007, 16:28

Faith says:

*prefers warth as sounds slightly evil
*retrieves mallet from floor and repositions wood
Ready? One... two...

24th Jan 2007, 16:31

buffy says:

*as Faith can't count beyond two..........
........three.

24th Jan 2007, 16:32

Faith says:

S**t nurses! Quick pretend you're a relative!
*grabs mop head from mop in corner and puts it on like wig.
*whistles innocently

24th Jan 2007, 16:34

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Vene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.

24th Jan 2007, 16:36

buffy says:

he doesn't say much but when he does it's usually a load of old ...............
*grabs plant from windowsill and puts it on head ,for no apparent reason.

24th Jan 2007, 16:39

buffy says:

*doesn't whistle , hums comforting tune

24th Jan 2007, 16:42

buffy says:

*starts eating grapes and wittering on about weather and difficulty in finding parking space
as forgot was supposed to be relative, leaves plant on head as likes look.

24th Jan 2007, 16:47

Faith says:

*gives Ranger a cold, hard, withering look.
*wishes mop didn't smell quite so pungently of floor cleaner
*eats grapes also

24th Jan 2007, 16:48

buffy says:

*gives ranger a grape.
*wonders if Faith will be able to rid self of floor cleaner .
*tries to think of Mr Muscle joke but can't.

24th Jan 2007, 16:51

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Hunc tu caveto

24th Jan 2007, 16:51

buffy says:

*wonders if ranger is swearing in latin.
*wonders

24th Jan 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

Foras gradiamur

24th Jan 2007, 16:57

buffy says:

*wonders wether to listen to radio 2 later.
*wonders

24th Jan 2007, 16:59

Faith says:

Na it'll be crap like last time. Mind you... the mispronunciations were quite funny.
*wonders whether to have a 'snigger at seth' evening (again)

24th Jan 2007, 17:01

buffy says:

*realises it clashes with Ray eating weird s**t so might not.

24th Jan 2007, 17:02

Faith says:

Oooooo Ray Mears - not missing that! Unless Inside King Cobra is on that is :o)

24th Jan 2007, 17:03

buffy says:

Forgot that bit though Faith , might record Ray and listen along there.

24th Jan 2007, 17:04

Faith says:

Tis a tough choice to make. Gormless idiot with a yam? Gormless idiot with a snake? Or gormless idiot with a fiddle?
*sniggers and wonders how long it'll be

24th Jan 2007, 17:07

buffy says:

*googles King Cobra and finds fulcrum tv and dvd:0)

24th Jan 2007, 17:08

faith says:

*wonders if buffy will buy it for one for xmas?

24th Jan 2007, 17:10

buffy says:

*might do.
It's fiddling I like so could be tempted.

24th Jan 2007, 17:14

buffy says:

*starts writing xmas list so as not to get caught out leaving it too late again.
1 Faith, King Cobra dvd.

*sits back and admires list.
*gets xmas cards bought in sale and starts to write.

24th Jan 2007, 17:18

Faith says:

*dig's out the DIY xmas card making kit
*dusts off old Nigel Kennedy video
I will NOT forget buffy THIS year :o)

24th Jan 2007, 17:20

buffy says:

*tries to count sleeps to xmas day but looses count mid May.

24th Jan 2007, 17:21

Faith says:

*likes to be prepared
*wonders how Ranger would fare in 'tough guy' competition and sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 17:23

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith means bus pulling type thing as would be handy if tourbus breaks down on road .
*or means something else entirely

24th Jan 2007, 17:26

buffy says:

sorry , forgot
*wonders

24th Jan 2007, 17:27

Faith says:

*snorts
*use the wonder of google
It truly is a bizarre event.

24th Jan 2007, 17:27

Faith says:

*can't see Ranger lasting long on his twig like little legs
*stops filling in application on his behalf

24th Jan 2007, 17:31

buffy says:

bless his little legs.

one of my own personal favourites is Extreme Ironing:0)

24th Jan 2007, 17:34

Faith says:

*pictures buffy extreme ironing
*wonders if any good
*decides doesn't like ironing at the best of times so hanging off a cliff won't make it any better
*decides to set up extreme ******* club instead

24th Jan 2007, 17:37

buffy says:

Are you going for odd locations .
*counts *s but as is not sure what letters they represent and as doesn't have first or last letter to give clue refrains from further comment
*but likes idea of extreme**********as is what we do on here all the time
*see.

24th Jan 2007, 17:41

buffy says:

*counts *s again and wonders
*wonders

24th Jan 2007, 17:42

Faith says:

Hmm yes but not as good as extreme *******. I think you were looking for an S and a G.
*goes back to matter at hand now that nurses have finished doing the whole bedbath thing

24th Jan 2007, 17:43

buffy says:

You would of course need photographic evidence to prove extremeness claimed.

*also goes back to matter at hand as is getting into dodgy area.
*moves on.
*hopes bed bath didn't result in loss of "disadvantages "from rangers bum,written as it was in felt tip when ranger was held prisoner in submarine and in deep sleep
*sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 17:50

Faith says:

No no it's still there. I told them it was a tribal tattoo from his native country.
*thinks supplying photo's may be wrong considering subject matter but doesn't suppose it would matter if own face was blurred out

24th Jan 2007, 17:54

buffy says:

There are so many wonderful photo fiddling things out there now.
*adds photo fiddling thing to Faith's xmas dvd.
Sadly will have to go soon, things to do before radio/mears difficult choice thing.
have we got good ending.
*prepares to remove splinters from Faith

24th Jan 2007, 17:59

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith will prat about again on the morrow.
*should not be suprised at anything on moblog now.

24th Jan 2007, 18:01

Faith says:

No. No pratting will be here in the after of the noon.
May make some snide comments following radio thingy tonight. Depends how charitable one is feeling.
*readies self for splinter extraction

24th Jan 2007, 18:04

buffy says:

On the after of the noon of the morrow then.
Now , hold still and I'll be as gentle as I can.
*sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 18:07

buffy says:

*puts pencil and paper in readiness next to radio to make notes for tomorrow.
*sniggers
*again

24th Jan 2007, 18:08

Faith says:

*sniggers

24th Jan 2007, 18:12

buffy says:

*all thoughts of snide comments fly out the window as Fight for Favour drifts into ones ears. :0)

*hopes Faith isn't cross about lack of snideness.

*foot action came over well I thought :0)

24th Jan 2007, 21:04

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

I'm a little concerned that catching up here and simultaneously listening on Listen Again, I hit FFF at the exact same time that I read that last comment.

I must say you two, you're both looking a wee bit peaky.
At least I've lost weight.

24th Jan 2007, 23:53

buffy says:

*assumes it was foot action as couldn't see all the way to Glasgow because it was dark.

*wonders if ranger will dive into the Clyde and swim upstream to spawning grounds.
*wonders and ponders too.

25th Jan 2007, 08:09

buffy says:

*realises has probably spent too long on moblog when read following line of text from science lesson on forces this morning
"Friction - the rubbing of two things together."
and thought of Faith and *sniggered.
*snigger.
Oh dear.:0(

25th Jan 2007, 12:54

Faith says:

Well that was a pile of King & Country. The bum notes really set the machine gun vibrato off a treat though.
Ah a bright new day

25th Jan 2007, 13:00

buffy says:

oh but fight favour ,I'll not have a word said against it.

Caught up on whole tough guy thing. In hysterics reading basic training advice, fancy the jumping off the shed and crawling through a gorse bush thing meself;0)

25th Jan 2007, 13:04

buffy says:

Still got "for" in my pocket

25th Jan 2007, 13:06

buffy says:

*checks for inflammation around splintered area but all appears normal.
*applies Care Bear plaster

25th Jan 2007, 13:16

buffy says:

If today's going to be tricky we can resume tomorrow or the like :0)

25th Jan 2007, 13:17

Faith says:

No no one is here.
*rubs violated area
We'd better sort that wascally wanger out today too

25th Jan 2007, 13:24

buffy says:

Is he abit of a wuffian and a wobber ,but hopefully not the other w word.

stop wubbing it or it won't get better.

25th Jan 2007, 13:28

Faith says:

Yes miss
*puts inflated latex glove on head in keeping with the relative theme
*steals bunch of flowers from room next door
We've got to look convincing you know

25th Jan 2007, 13:32

buffy says:

*chortles at Faith as now resembles penguin in Wrong Trousers
*doesn't mean penguin wearing wrong trousers means penguin featured in film called wrong trousers.
forgot we left ranger in room with gown on and hopes for peep at cute bum again
*hopes.

25th Jan 2007, 13:40

Faith says:

*hopes buffy is wanting peep at wangers bum and not one's own
*stuffs grapes (brown bag ad all) into wangers mouth

25th Jan 2007, 13:48

Faith says:

*finds 'n' on floor

25th Jan 2007, 13:48

buffy says:

*wonders why wanger looks as though it should be pronounced like banger.
*wonders.
*wonders what lies in store for wanger and if will pull off wizard escape or boring one as usual.
wonders why ranger has become wanger.
*wonders a lot today.

25th Jan 2007, 13:57

buffy says:

sorry , went of plot there a bit

25th Jan 2007, 13:58

Faith says:

Wanger is more appropriate. I'm sure he wangs from time to time... whereas not too sure about... well you get the drift. Ooo I wonder what this button does

25th Jan 2007, 14:00

buffy says:

*gets the picture and stands back to look at it for a while with hand under chin and head tilted slightly to left.
Yes, I see what you mean.
That button appears to be conected to the monitor over there in the corner ,and look there's a wire running from that under the wanger's duvet ,not sure where it goes from there , should we look do yer think?

25th Jan 2007, 14:07

buffy says:

Well he wouldn't be the first and he won't be the last , to wang I mean.

25th Jan 2007, 14:10

Faith says:

*looks under blanket
*big eyes
*backs against wall rather fast
Well I never!

25th Jan 2007, 14:10

buffy says:

bet ya did.
Good gracious me, I certainly wasn't expecting that.
*sees ukelele poking out from under duvet
It's still warm, this ukelele has been strummed in the last 20 minutes.
*recoils in horror

25th Jan 2007, 14:16

Faith says:

Of all the gut wrenching, vomit inducing thing's one has seen in here this has to be the worst! It must be where he get's his powers from. Quickly! We must destroy it!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha or some such thing

25th Jan 2007, 14:20

buffy says:

*reaches into pocket and realises left mallet somewhere up there, but isn't a problem as Faith hasn't got wood anymore either.
*looks round for something to use
You do realise if we can't find anything we'll have to use our bare hands.
*flexes fingers in readiness.
*wonders if other moblogs are like this.

25th Jan 2007, 14:25

buffy says:

*seriously doubts it.

25th Jan 2007, 14:26

Faith says:

*reaches for box of latex gloves
I wouldn't touch it with bare hands. You never know what it might have on it. We'll take it to the incinerator in the basement where we'll uncover some horrible crime no doubt. Always the way in hospital scenarios

25th Jan 2007, 14:34

buffy says:

*tries to look cool putting on gloves but gets fingers in all wrong holes and stretches them up to elbows.
*thinks Faith has thing about uniforms AND latex gloves as they crop up quite abit on moblog.
Shall we have a go together or take turns? He looks as though he's waking up.

25th Jan 2007, 14:39

Faith says:

Let's just grab it and run! We've got to get it as far away as possible. There's a taxi rank outside. Or we could just steal a car...

25th Jan 2007, 14:42

faith says:

*leaves buffy to grab uke and runs outside to find suitable vehicle

25th Jan 2007, 14:46

buffy says:

*grabs it and runs.
If we're going to steal a car make sure it's a really nice one.
*looks round carpark.
*doesn't want to be seen with "it" in hand so puts "it" in pocket for safe keeping ,will check it's still there from time to time.
*wonders where we're taking it.

25th Jan 2007, 14:46

buffy says:

*has a little strum waiting for Faith

25th Jan 2007, 14:49

Faith says:

*comes round corner on battered old Lambretta
I'm sorry it's all I could find at short notice
*grins like idiot

25th Jan 2007, 14:51

buffy says:

Quick , it needs mirrors , lots of 'em.
*Grabs parka someone left on bench.
*Does Townsend impression on uke before jumping on back of Lambretta.
People try to put us down
Just because we get around.
GO, GO GO,
*sedately leaves carpark ,but in head is on way to Brighton.

25th Jan 2007, 14:56

Faith says:

*feels is underdressed and desperately wants a t shirt with initial on it.
*wishes it would go over 30mph
*heads for Folkestone

25th Jan 2007, 15:01

buffy says:

*sits on back doing air guitar on uke.
*finds several mirrors in pockets and busies self fastening them on to lambretta.
*as is only doing 30 finds can run along side to do most of them
Folkestone it is then.

25th Jan 2007, 15:08

Faith says:

*whizzes (well not quite) down motorway with huge artics on all sides
*eyes boggle
*mutters silent prayer over and over again and wishes buffy would at least stay on scooter

25th Jan 2007, 15:12

buffy says:

*gets back on scooter and puts arms round Faith's waist and hopes isn't being to forward but tubulence from artics makes balance hard to keep.
*shouts above traffic noise
IT'S NOT OFTEN WE'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM WANGER, CAN WE STOP AT THE NEXT SERVICES COZ I NEED A WEE.?

25th Jan 2007, 15:19

Faith says:

*pulls in to welcome break
Do you think I should keep the engine running for dramatical purposes? I could do with a sandwich...

25th Jan 2007, 15:33

anonymous says:

oh yes, we may need to get away fast for some reason not entirely clear at the moment.
*runs in funny half crossed legged manner to ladies as has been waiting for answer for so long :0)
*makes it just in time.
*wanders back and finds Faith in queue ,tray in hand.
*wonders what to have.

25th Jan 2007, 15:37

Faith says:

*decides to play age old time passing game 'finding ordinary everyday words which sound dirty'.
I'll start shall I?
Mitten

25th Jan 2007, 15:37

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Ream.

25th Jan 2007, 15:44

buffy says:

shag. always makes me titter on nature programmes.

25th Jan 2007, 15:45

Faith says:

Marmite

25th Jan 2007, 15:47

buffy says:

snuggery

25th Jan 2007, 15:49

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Fantasia.

25th Jan 2007, 15:49

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Junket.

25th Jan 2007, 15:50

buffy says:

cartouche

25th Jan 2007, 15:54

Faith says:

Sprocket

25th Jan 2007, 15:55

buffy says:

pinnacle

25th Jan 2007, 15:55

buffy says:

OOOOO sprocket works for me.
cumquat

25th Jan 2007, 15:58

Faith says:

Dinghy

25th Jan 2007, 15:58

buffy says:

kindle

25th Jan 2007, 15:59

Faith says:

I wish you two'd get off my shoulders. It's very clever but no one's looking!
*pulls into Chunnel train

25th Jan 2007, 16:00

buffy says:

*backs away slowly from Faith

25th Jan 2007, 16:03

Faith says:

*looks at buffy funny
What?!

25th Jan 2007, 16:04

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

*ponders

I'm not ON your shoulders. Am I?

25th Jan 2007, 16:08

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Or at least, I'm not any more. I was scared I'd hit my head on the train roof.

25th Jan 2007, 16:09

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Not that it would hurt or anything, being a ghost'n'all.

25th Jan 2007, 16:11

buffy says:

*hopes we get on train as doesn't fancy driving all way to France on Lambretta down tracks.

25th Jan 2007, 16:11

Faith says:

Scooter display teams are very... umm... committed but I hardly think this is the place to be trying out a 'double side lean with jazz hands'.

25th Jan 2007, 16:12

Faith says:

*puts money in slot to make train go

25th Jan 2007, 16:12

buffy says:

*stopped to by sweeties and was late getting on train.

25th Jan 2007, 16:12

buffy says:

Oooohhh I see now, display team, right ,yes, sorry drifted off .

25th Jan 2007, 16:14

Cresspar says:

I wouldn't make much of a counterweight would I. Lucky buffy's so litle.

Did you buy Minstrels from the machine, 5 for 20p???

25th Jan 2007, 16:15

Faith says:

*looks to see if buffy bought Minstrels
*goes to raid mini bar in empty coach next door

25th Jan 2007, 16:18

buffy says:

bought maltesers and coconut mushrooms.
*wishes had got wine gums too but didn't.

25th Jan 2007, 16:21

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

I think we'll need a new picture soon, my "end" button's being slow.

25th Jan 2007, 16:21

buffy says:

*decides to pass journey having quiet strum on wanger's uke.
*does

25th Jan 2007, 16:22

buffy says:

*wonders if wanger has realised it's missing yet.
*wonders and strums

25th Jan 2007, 16:24

Faith says:

*wonders if all that strumming's good for buffy
You'll go blind you know.
*places 40 small bottles of alcohol on floor pleased at result of foraging activities

25th Jan 2007, 16:26

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Strum. That's another dodgy-sounding word.

25th Jan 2007, 16:27

buffy says:

*falls over what appear to be bottles on floor but can't be sure as can't see very well.

25th Jan 2007, 16:28

Faith says:

*reads label on back of uke
Sit down Buffy it says here 'In case of blindness apply alcohol then leave bloody uke alone for five minutes'

25th Jan 2007, 16:31

buffy says:

*leaves uke alone.
*applies alcohol.

25th Jan 2007, 16:32

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

*vanishes in a ghostly way for a while to do ghastly things involving embedded quotations and research

25th Jan 2007, 16:35

Faith says:

*watches buffy's pupils return to normal
*wonders why she bought them with her
Ah look nearly there! French people! Great :o(

25th Jan 2007, 16:35

Faith says:

*feels very sorry for Cresspar and hopes she finds peace soon
Where's Derek when you need him

25th Jan 2007, 16:36

buffy says:

*sees ghostly figure of Cresspar vanish and wonders if embedded means something naughty.
*stops it.

*wonders also why pupils appeared as only take them to germany usually.

*climbs aboard lambretta for gallic adventure

25th Jan 2007, 16:39

buffy says:

*also hopes for new pic soon,to alliviate scrolling thing again.

25th Jan 2007, 16:42

buffy says:

*wonders about creating choir from pupils to earn cash busking for european tour but sends them back on next train instead

25th Jan 2007, 16:44

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

*rematerialises for a moment*

I made you a goodbye present :P

i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/Dhuinn/FaithBuffyandCresspar

You'll need to add the h t t p colon dash dash at the beginning and the dot jpg at the end so this doesn't get filtered...

*giggle

25th Jan 2007, 16:46

Faith says:

*whizzes (not quite) out of train
*heads for montmartre
I have an idea. It may not be a good one but it's better than none!

25th Jan 2007, 16:48

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

*re-un-materialises again with a moan of "WOOOOOOooooooooooobyebyeooo"

25th Jan 2007, 16:49

buffy says:

*wishes with all heart knew enough about such things to understand what cresspar wrote.

*follows Faith as has always wanted to get to monmartre but never quite made it. got stuck in Louvre.

25th Jan 2007, 16:51

Faith says:

*waves cheery bye to Cresspar
*looks round for alternative transport as doesn't fancy being stuck on scooter if it rains

25th Jan 2007, 16:54

buffy says:

really did, wonderful place.

25th Jan 2007, 16:55

buffy says:

*hopes for citroen 2cv :0)

25th Jan 2007, 16:56

Faith says:

*hopes for Citroen 2CV too
*finds Smartcar
Oh well...

25th Jan 2007, 16:57

buffy says:

oh well, remember they drive on the other side of the road here,
*wonders if there'll be time to buy a little Eiffel Tower to take home.

25th Jan 2007, 17:00

Cresspar's disembodied voice says:

Could at least have been an Audi.

25th Jan 2007, 17:00

Faith says:

*decides to let buffy drive
I always have to do the driving! You're quite happy to point at cars and tell me how to drive and tell me when we're lost and bla bla bla but you never drive! You never say I look nice and you NEVER buy me flowers!
*slams car door shut
*pouts

25th Jan 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

economy Cresspar is the watchword always.

25th Jan 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

Well alright then, I'll drive ,but I refuse to stop and ask the way from a passing pedestrian if we get lost and will drive after at speed the first person who cuts me up on a roundabout. and will only put fuel in when it's running on vapour.
*sets off on wrong side of road against oncoming traffic and waves merry wave to our gallic friends

25th Jan 2007, 17:06

buffy says:

*pouts

25th Jan 2007, 17:08

Faith says:

*thinks this is fantastic fun and teaches our new friends some new hand signals including the 'up and down let me through' and the 'up and down watch it'. Not forgetting of course the 'up and down get out of the f***ing way'.

25th Jan 2007, 17:10

buffy says:

*continues on wrong side of road as likes to see the suprised expressions on the faces of oncoming motorists.
*is pleased Faith is having nice time and makes mental note to buy flowers at first opportunity as can't stay mad for long.
**makes mental note also to remember to shout in English at any french people we meet so as they will understand us better.

25th Jan 2007, 17:15

buffy says:

*looks across and thinks Faith has never looked lovelier.

*wonders if Faith will be on afternoon shift tomorrow again.
*wonders
*carries on through paris which in itself is remarkable as has no idea of how to get to monmartre.

25th Jan 2007, 17:22

Faith says:

Don't forget to talk very slowly and over exaggerate your mouth movements
*takes time out to practise french
Voulez vous rentrer dans mon pantalon sans avoir l'air trop arrogant is always a useful one

25th Jan 2007, 17:27

anonymous says:

Voyez ma moustache faite entia¨rement a partir du brie et des prieces de la paille

25th Jan 2007, 17:29

Faith says:

That was obviously me I just forgot who I was in all the excitement

25th Jan 2007, 17:30

buffy says:

give us aclue, got the first bit no idea of last bit.
cutting up leeks and haven't time to look it up in french dictionary:0)

25th Jan 2007, 17:37

Faith says:

Behold my moustache made entirely from brie and pieces of straw. You'd be suprised how often that one comes in handy!

25th Jan 2007, 17:39

Faith says:

*is surprised buffy did not know that
*pouts

25th Jan 2007, 17:44

buffy says:

Fabulous,!
Are we there yet, if not I'm not driving round Paris the wrong way all night.We need to find a place to stay.
*wonders if Paris really is the most romantic city in the world.
*sees look from Faith and thinks probably for some people it is.
*makes note to look up bit of french up there later on.

25th Jan 2007, 17:45

Faith says:

*tries to hide how much one absolutely detests Paris
We could try one of those hostelry type places?
*tries not to think about unwashed sheets and lice

25th Jan 2007, 17:48

Cresspar's disembodied voice (French version) says:

J'aime beaucoup embrasser les chevaux noirs mais je pense que je dirais que j'aime plus les chevaux bleus qui m'embrassent pour que je puisse devenir prisonnier dans une asile mentale. Ils ont des murs confortables.

25th Jan 2007, 17:52

buffy says:

*looks for suitable accomodation and is glad to have csi blue torch charged and ready to go.
Lovely architecture though ,looks like the whole city is white from certain views,
*realises is sounding like a BBC travel programme and shuts up.
*parks on pavemant pointing wrong way on pavemant outside a hostelry type place.
Did you plan to get to Monmartre in the dark or will your plan save til the morrow?

25th Jan 2007, 17:55

Faith says:

I like much to kiss the black horses but I think that I would say that I love more the blue horses which embrace me so that I can become prisoner in an asylum mental. They have comfortable walls.

I see. Very well. Buffy I think we should avoid any sudden movements

25th Jan 2007, 17:55

buffy says:

*stands perfectly still.
*considers hiding behind Faith.
*but daren't move.

25th Jan 2007, 18:00

Faith says:

I'm loving this french already!

le roi et le pays est une charge de drivvle

25th Jan 2007, 18:01

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost (French Edition) says:

Liberte, egalite, fraternite, mais la majorite de la population n'a plus une tete.

25th Jan 2007, 18:07

buffy says:

*wishes had learnt french so could also say derisory things .
*which only works of course if person it's aimed at is non french speaking.

25th Jan 2007, 18:07

Faith says:

Je conviens complètement. mais c'est drivvle. le temps montrera que ceci était vrai

*lies down on horrible damp sheets.
*goes to sleep standing up in corner

25th Jan 2007, 18:12

buffy says:

*readys French / English dictionary for tomorrow.
It's going to be a long day.
*sleeps in bath.
*wears shower cap for no apparent reason.

25th Jan 2007, 18:16

buffy says:

*hopes faith remembered to check room door was locked.

25th Jan 2007, 18:18

Faith says:

Oooh that's a good idea. It'll keep the lice at bay anyway. *Decides to stand in bowl of water to drown any little buggers that try it during the night.
*lice obviously... not tiny little french people

25th Jan 2007, 18:18

Faith says:

*hops across room in bowl of water
*checks door
*puts chair under handle
*would check window but it's been bricked up
*hops back to corner

25th Jan 2007, 18:19

buffy says:

*feels safe from lice being in bath.
*hears odd noises from next room which sounds like somebody hopping round in abowl of water.
*puts it down to being s*****d out from long drive.

25th Jan 2007, 18:29

Faith says:

I like my boobs but can you slim the thighs just a tad? Am also liking buffy's box lol

25th Jan 2007, 21:56

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

I'm so glad you appreciate the box, it was a lot of hard work to construct, as you can see. :P

Don't even LOOK at the time of this post. My essay is half done and I have ten hours. What have I been doing instead? Purple boxes and a song about city sunrises.

And don't tell buffy but either she needs some serious Head and Shoulders action or there are lice swirling in the bathwater...

*gets back to work

26th Jan 2007, 03:25

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

I am indeed a restless spirit.

A sleepless spirit at least. But also an essayless spirit; it is accomplished.

26th Jan 2007, 05:51

buffy says:

I haven't seen it and don't particularly want to thankyou .
I know how Cresspar's mind works during visual representation creation of self. But remember,
I know what you did on msn last summer.:0)
I know what I did too but more or less do a similar thing on moblog.
I hope Cresspar gave Faith a big bum.
*Can cans off through the streets of Paris

26th Jan 2007, 08:07

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

Not big bum but unsatisfactory thighs it seems.

Eww buffy's all covered in lice.

26th Jan 2007, 08:11

buffy says:

*checks Canada dates and immediately thinks "bigger, longer,&uncut.;
Will always blame Canada.
*cartwheels into little Parisian cafe for croissant .

26th Jan 2007, 08:33

buffy says:

*thinks
If Cresspar and Faith are going to be talking in French all day ,it maybe a good opportunity for me to take in the sights and do a lttle shopping.
*Is glad found clothes in wardrobe back in room as cheerleader outfit was unsuitable.Now wears something similar to Yvette in 'Allo 'Allo.

26th Jan 2007, 08:38

Cresspar the Friendly Ghost says:

*wouldn't mind transforming into something a little more substantial soonish if we're about to ring the changes

26th Jan 2007, 08:46

buffy says:

*hopes if still stuck in paris for weekend there is access to a radio for sunday evening.

26th Jan 2007, 12:43

buffy says:

*wonders wether to go back to room and see if Faith's up yet.

26th Jan 2007, 12:47

buffy says:

*realises it will take about an hour to get back to hostelry so sets off with all due speed.:0)

26th Jan 2007, 12:52

Faith says:

*muches on croissant and scours local paper for jobs
A ha!
*set's off in the hope of returning with employment x 3

26th Jan 2007, 12:55

Faith says:

*wonders what Cresspar did on MSN
*wonders
*wonders really hard
*remembers is in France and wonders if should wondre instead

26th Jan 2007, 12:56

Faith says:

*wonders (owing to slightly sick sense of humour) if in honour of the new tour we should theme our incessant ramblings to whichever place they happen to be in on any given day

26th Jan 2007, 13:51

buffy says:

Jolly good idea .

*can cans into view.
*cartwheels and lands in splits.


A little help here.

26th Jan 2007, 14:11

buffy says:

At least it'll help everybody remember where they are.

26th Jan 2007, 14:12

Faith says:

*helps buffy to her feet and hopes no permanent damage has been done
Don't do that again! You'll do yourself a mischief.

26th Jan 2007, 14:13

buffy says:

*walks very carefully over there and leans against wall til tingling sensation goes away.
If you can imagine moblog x about 10, thats msn for ya.
Well, last year it was, we are all being very good for new year. :0)

26th Jan 2007, 14:20

buffy says:

and we have THE most wonderful smileys you could ever imagine:0)
but I digress.

26th Jan 2007, 14:22

Faith says:

Yes. I can imagine.
*wonders if they have the rude se... no never mind.
Good news. We have jobs. No point being in Paris if you can't shop!

26th Jan 2007, 14:27

anonymous says:

*jumps up and down excitedly
wanats to know wants to know ,which rude se...
Whisper.

Right , lets leave Paris then .
or not.

26th Jan 2007, 14:33

Faith says:

Well I figure we should do one nights work to enable us to travel in style you know...
Got us jobs at that strange place round the corner. Odd place for a windmill but hey...

26th Jan 2007, 14:36

buffy says:

*Will be glad to leave France, boring place,never saw one odd shoe all the way from tunnel to Paris.

But surely windmills are in hollnd aren't they. Wonder what work we can find in this palce.
*wonders

26th Jan 2007, 14:42

Faith says:

*pulls corsets out of bag
He told me we had to wear these for starters. How odd...
Oh by the way can you sing?

26th Jan 2007, 14:51

buffy says:

*remembers leaving early today, sort of 4ish as is going to watch Leeds Rhinos play ruggerberry.
Oh my yes. Well you can imagine .:0)

So we may have to climax early. Withnthe story, for the weekend.
Or not.

26th Jan 2007, 14:52

Faith says:

*makes mental note
*takes rest of outfit out of bag
*shudders
Guess we're not cleaning then!

26th Jan 2007, 14:56

buffy says:

Sing ,oh yes , in a sort of fashion. I'm good at mumbling when I can't remember the words.

*wonders if we shall stand in aline fastening each others corsets up and laughs out loud at picture in mind.

26th Jan 2007, 14:57

buffy says:

there's something odd here this afternoon ,Is it my end? very slow laptop?

26th Jan 2007, 15:01

buffy says:

*climbs out onto windmill sails and starts dusting.

26th Jan 2007, 15:03

Faith says:

*now also has that picture in mind and is also laughing.
*wonders if we get to choose own material to sing, and if so will we get some KAC in there somewhere.
*wonders if should practice 'singing whilst holding onto pneumatic drill' voice.
*perhaps it's not obligatory

26th Jan 2007, 15:03

buffy says:

cursing scrollage

26th Jan 2007, 15:04

buffy says:

oh but the geeeeeeetar on new song came over sooooooooooowell t'other night.:0)
*starts to do warm up exersizes for voice. Makes tonsils run up and down stairs a few times.
That IS a f*****g weird thing to say.

26th Jan 2007, 15:07

Faith says:

*prefers Bryan Adams' new song about coastguard. Sorry but true.

*wonders if that's good for tonsils
*wonders what the best form of extraction is
'Ere you can't tighten me corset can you?

26th Jan 2007, 15:11

buffy says:

not heard that.
oh but the geeeetar was good.sorry but true:0)

*gets knee in position on Faith's back and heaves on pretty ribbons.
*eventually tightens enough to create comely trim waist.
Can you do mine now.?
*wonders if may regret asking.

26th Jan 2007, 15:16

Faith says:

*retrieves eyeballs from floor
Hang on
*fiddles around trying to feel for L and R on backs of eyes
*assumes corset tightening position
Ok right what setting am I going for?
*assures buffy her comment about one possibly being fat was not lost on deaf ears

26th Jan 2007, 15:26

buffy says:

I'd go for a setting of at least 4.8 as any subsequent movement could result in slippage.
*wonders whose going to be Pink etc.
I can see it all now.
You'll need more than a corset on you know.

26th Jan 2007, 15:30

buffy says:

*realises should've made last comment AFTER corset was tightened

26th Jan 2007, 15:32

Faith says:

*tightens to 6 just to be on the safe side
*wonders why buffy is making those horrible noises
*looks in mirror and can't see what's wrong with the frilly knickers

26th Jan 2007, 15:37

buffy says:

*sees pretty stars and hears distant voices,
just need a bit of slack there thankyou.
*admires own frilly knickers and is sure Faith has more frills.
*sees reflextion of us both in mirror.
*has another laugh out loud moment:0)

26th Jan 2007, 15:42

Faith says:

*wonders if it will be possible to get through this being viewed only from the side with one leg slightly bent

26th Jan 2007, 15:50

buffy says:

*wonders.
*wonders again but doesn't look.

We should perhaps put on OTT makeup and such.
*wants to have swirly skirt with masses of frilly petticoats too.

26th Jan 2007, 15:55

Faith says:

Ah yes. To draw the attention away from the knickers. What a good idea. Then people can spend most of the evening wondering if we're actually men. Good thinking.

26th Jan 2007, 15:57

buffy says:

*wonders if instead of looking like fabulous dancing girls we'll end up looking like pantomime ugly sisters.
*hopes not.

26th Jan 2007, 15:58

buffy says:

*worries that will have to go soon and not reached usual friday moblog cliffhanger/climax., is sad :0(.

26th Jan 2007, 16:01

Faith says:

*wonders if it's possible to do a freeze frame on here.
That might be the answer

26th Jan 2007, 16:02

buffy says:

Ooooo yes ,thankyou.
shall we finish with some wonderful image to capture the (hahahahahahaha) audience's imagination,? or end with us looking at ourselves in frilly knickers and corsets in a mirror.?

26th Jan 2007, 16:05

buffy says:

*feels odd leaving Faith early on friday night, curse the ability not to say no to watching several hunky men in shorts get covered in mud.
*hopes Faith will not be left feeling lonely.

*can hear the screams of delight from here:0)

26th Jan 2007, 16:10

Faith says:

Fear not one shall be fine
*strikes pose for freeze frame

26th Jan 2007, 16:14

buffy says:

*strikes pose also.

26th Jan 2007, 16:16

Faith says:

* is slightly jealous of buffy's muddy men in short shorts action

26th Jan 2007, 16:19

Faith says:

*wonders if this was the best pose to strike and whether one will be able to hold it all weekend
*gets itch on nose
S**t

26th Jan 2007, 16:26

buffy says:

:0)



going now, honest

26th Jan 2007, 17:03

buffy says:

*gets back from ruggerberry with big smile on face.
*pre-season friendly and team looking well fit. 50-0score. :0)
*wonders if it's to late to pursue career as sport physio.
*wonders.


*starts missing rangers bum.
*wonders if would look nice in frilly knickers like ours.
*sees Faith has changed position.
*fiddles with radio on shelf over there to try and locate radio2 ready for next day's musical treat.
*locates pen and paper to make notes on same for Monday.
*is slightly worried at Faith's new pose.
*strikes own pose.
*strikes.

27th Jan 2007, 20:14

buffy says:

*is glad hand is in pocket for new pose as fingers have alighted on rangers uke.
*decides to return uke to ranger with all due speed as fingers are presenting early symptoms of r s i.
*wonders if will move to new fabulously sweaty pic up there or stay here for a bit.
*wonders.

28th Jan 2007, 08:45

Cresstina Aguilera says:

*winces at sight of corsets

Crikey. You'd have to pin me down to get me in one of they. Fortunately I have hair like blonde candyfloss and a top hat.

*feels that despite tempations of sweaty pic it's a bad idea.

28th Jan 2007, 23:03

buffy says:

*is amazed Faith managed to hold that particular pose for so long. Is impressed.
*Wonders what time it'll kick off today.
*Danced round kitchen to Magic Bus last night and jiggled slightly to Kitty Jay.
*Is worried that if he plays it any faster will spontainiously combust.

29th Jan 2007, 08:20

buffy says:

Good morning ,if your here before 12 or failing that will be back usual time -ish later.

29th Jan 2007, 08:28

buffy says:

*doesn't find sweaty pic particularly tempting , just the thought of minimising scrolling really. No , really it's true.

29th Jan 2007, 08:44

buffy says:

three hours passed without news


Coooeeeee.

29th Jan 2007, 12:50

Faith says:

*missed radio show and wonders what a magic bus is
Meh
*tries to un strike pose but finds limbs have locked
*falls over (still in pose)
Ow.

29th Jan 2007, 12:51

Faith says:

*wonders if buffy was referring to the who
*wonders if will be stuck like this forever

29th Jan 2007, 12:55

buffy says:

*kneels on faith and applies pressure to locked limbs using ancient limb straightening technique learned from ancient mystic while in nepal based on reverse origami.
Yes , of course the Who.

29th Jan 2007, 13:00

Faith says:

*is thankful as thought for a moment they were so over excited at actually getting a tour bus that they'd written a song about it
*things click
OW!

29th Jan 2007, 13:03

Faith says:

*ponders possibility of moving to new picture but then wonders if perhaps going for a world record in blog comments under single pic would be more fun

29th Jan 2007, 13:04

buffy says:

*Flexes scrolling finger in readiness for record bid and dips in ancient scrolling finger mixture also got from bloke mentioned above.
I did actually think of tour bus while dancing to song. Sadly

29th Jan 2007, 13:07

Faith says:

*wonders if missed anything good on radio show as the 'Listen Again' feature appears to be knackered
*hopes buffy will enlighten one
*wonders if knees will ever point forwards again

29th Jan 2007, 13:10

buffy says:

*tries to enlighten
well ,there was the usual chat about broken car ,phone call ,mercury prize, record deal ,inspiration, etc and two very lovely renditions of K J and K and C. A bit huffy puffy after each song which added to the "liveness" of it all. :0)oh, and of course , the boot featured too, quite rightly.

29th Jan 2007, 13:15

Faith says:

SSDD then basically :o) Cheers though.

*thinks 'let me feel your scroll' is almost as bad as 'I want to pervade your mitten'.
*adds scroll to list

29th Jan 2007, 13:17

buffy says:

I thought of a good one the other day and can't for the life of me remember what it was,
why does the first one sound like something you'd say to a bloke and yet the second one doesn't?
I love the English language.
If we are going for the record I'll have to get the uke back to the ranger or my fingers will drop off.

29th Jan 2007, 13:23

Faith says:

*relents
Ok he can have it back. It doesn't appear to do anything anyway.
*wonders how a live performance at the folk awards will be possible if in Canada.
*wonders some more

29th Jan 2007, 13:26

Faith says:

*wonders a bit more then decides doesn't care anyway
*gets excited about what the day holds in store here but doesn't know why

29th Jan 2007, 13:27

buffy says:

*wonders also.
*wonders if has magical voice throwing powers or plane tickets or one of those"can't be here with us but we can now go live/ has sent bit of video..

29th Jan 2007, 13:30

Faith says:

*wonders what good a bit of video will be on a radio show but decides as will probably forget ti listen it doesn't matter anyway
*goes to vote furiously for other nominees
What are we up to today then?

29th Jan 2007, 13:33

buffy says:

You should get yourself one of these radio/video players. Marvellous things.
*thinks...........smart arse :0)

So, corsets still is it or not? I will have to dash to shop as typically family have used all milk and have only just discovered this when going to fridge with tea bag already basking in cup in boiling water, even though there is a big f**k off note on fridge door asking that state of no milk be reported. will be no more than 10 mins tops

29th Jan 2007, 13:39

buffy says:

Back again, there you see, didn't take long.

29th Jan 2007, 13:50

buffy says:

*hopes folk awards will be filmed and shown on beeb4 or somesuch

29th Jan 2007, 13:51

buffy says:

*gets ready to loosen Faith's corset. or not.

29th Jan 2007, 13:54

Faith says:

*hopes folk awards will get knocked off listings in order to show re run of Expedition Borneo
*sniggers
Well I don't mind what we do or where we go. I'm easy ;o)

29th Jan 2007, 13:55

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith is easy or just pretending.

decisions decisions what to do, stay in Paris or venture somewhere elsa ,
*tries to think of somewhere else.
Didn't you say we would theme to wherever tour goes.? We could set off for Canada maybe, overland

29th Jan 2007, 13:58

Faith says:

*leaves buffy wondering - for the time being

Ooo yes overland. I'm no good at the navigatational lark so I'll follow you :o) Which way is Canada?

29th Jan 2007, 14:02

buffy says:

*points
I think it's over there somewhere.Just passed the tree. Not the tree there , the one on the other side .
*wonders if Canada still has mounties.
I can't go to the french bit though because of language difficulties.

29th Jan 2007, 14:06

Faith says:

*is overjoyed no more french will be involved
*has very wrong obvious thoughts about mounties
*sniggers
*sets off at a run

29th Jan 2007, 14:09

buffy says:

*can't get south park song out of head now.
*has similar mountie thoughts and overtakes Faith.
*realises overland to canada could be tricky ,living on an island being the first hurdle to leap.
*blames Canada for not being joined on to UK.

29th Jan 2007, 14:15

buffy says:

*is put in mind of Mcgregor/Boorman Long Way Round
Forgot, did you see Hammond's crash on top gear last night???

29th Jan 2007, 14:20

Faith says:

Yes how rude
*now finds has Uncle F***** song stuck in head. Is sure it's not the tune buffy was thinking of.
Thanks.
Should we make a raft? I'm sure it can't be THAT far

29th Jan 2007, 14:21

Faith says:

Yes. But had already seen it on Jonathan Woss.

29th Jan 2007, 14:22

buffy says:

*was thinking of blame Canada song but now has other song in head.
No not THATfar really. more THIS far.
We'll have to build a raft of course but it can't be that difficult. Are you any good at rowing.?

29th Jan 2007, 14:30

Faith says:

If Ben bloody Fogle can do it it can't be that hard so yes.
*sets about collecting materials for raft building. Although seeing as doesn't really know much about it collects anything can find.

29th Jan 2007, 14:33

buffy says:

*wanders about looking for raft building materials too using "Ray Mears ,How to Build a Raft out of Weird Stuff" a weekly magazine in 24 parts. Part 1 comes free with a big box to put the bits in. Part 1 Price £1.99 parts 2- 24 £2550 .75p

29th Jan 2007, 14:40

Faith says:

Oooo that's nice. With which part do you get the free binder? Bloody bargain if you ask me.

*examines copy of the 'DTA's (Devonshire T*** Association) Guide to Knot Tying.
*dispenses with elastic shoe laces

29th Jan 2007, 14:44

buffy says:

Binder with part 6.
I only bought part 1 but the big box will make a good basis for a raft. Those elastic laces might be useful
*puts them in pocket ,
*is glad has big f**k off pockets.
I've got this roll of bubble wrap for floatation and some nice cushions so it's not to hard on the bum when rowing.
*looks around for oars.

29th Jan 2007, 14:52

buffy says:

At least we have 5 days to prat about in before tour starts.

29th Jan 2007, 14:55

Faith says:

*comes running back carrying 4 light blue oars which look suspiciously familiar
*whistles and tries to look innocent

29th Jan 2007, 14:56

buffy says:

*will have to have blue oar thing explained as is thick/doesn't know significance.
Am listening to Firecracker and have whole Canadian vibe going on now.
*sits in fabulous raft and wonders who far it is to sea.
Shall we sail by the stars as in the days of old or use this highly technical modern navigational aid.?

29th Jan 2007, 15:01

buffy says:

*how , of course ,not who

29th Jan 2007, 15:03

Faith says:

*decides the less buffy knows about origin of oars the better
Well to make it past that tree in 5 days we may have to row round the clock. Let's get it on the river over there *points* to start with

29th Jan 2007, 15:06

buffy says:

*wonders even more about oars now .
*puts raft in river and climbs in , doing that wobbly trying to keep balance sort of thing.
puts oars from undisclosed source into rowlocks and begins to pull.

29th Jan 2007, 15:09

buffy says:

*on them.

29th Jan 2007, 15:11

Faith says:

*watches buffy get part way up river before remembering she might have forgotten something.
*sits down and wiats for her to come back
I'll rowlock you in a minute!

29th Jan 2007, 15:15

Faith says:

And waits as well

29th Jan 2007, 15:15

buffy says:

*thinks how lovely and peaceful it is on the river, dangles one hand over side and trails fingers in water for a while .Startles a coot and terrifies a watervole then suddenly wonders where Faith is. Executes a perfect three point turn ,and rows with all speed back to the river bank.
*Sees Faith standing on bank with arms folded and tapping foot in agitated manner.
*thinks could be in for it,
Sorry, got carried away with adventure thingy.

29th Jan 2007, 15:20

buffy says:

*wonders what ranger would look like in Mountie uniform.
*ponders and wonders

29th Jan 2007, 15:25

Faith says:

Like a t***.
*clambers aboard with much swaying and arm windmilling.
Off we go!
*grabs oars

29th Jan 2007, 15:36

Record says:

1500

29th Jan 2007, 15:37

Faith says:

Ooooo we're getting there!

29th Jan 2007, 15:39

buffy says:

*sets off back up river, no down as up would lead away from sea.
*wonders which estuary we will end up in and hopes it's westwards rather than eastwards as doesn't want to row further than is needed.
*wonders what that is up there.

29th Jan 2007, 15:39

buffy says:

*terrifies coot and startles watervole again ,when they'd just got over shock of first encounter.

29th Jan 2007, 15:41

Faith says:

*wonders if a sail would have been a good idea
*wonders what buffy can see
*shades eyes
*see's nothing
*tries to row with one hand but finds that it doesn't work

29th Jan 2007, 15:44

buffy says:

*has a bit of a thought re- oars:0)
are we going up then do ya think , I mean it's just sitting there waiting for comments

29th Jan 2007, 15:49

Faith says:

*goes to have a bimble at site as just refreshes page

29th Jan 2007, 15:50

Faith says:

*comes back laughing so much has stomach cramp.
*get's out climbing ropes and hopes raft isn't too heavy

29th Jan 2007, 15:51

buffy says:

*looks up,
it's along way up there but it will be worth the effort.

29th Jan 2007, 15:53

Faith says:

*starts climbing
See you at the top then

29th Jan 2007, 15:54

anonymous says:

u r all sooooooooooooo sad!Get a life!!!!

1st Feb 2007, 13:25