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His hair looks so soft.
Funny, he has legs. He doesn't LOOK like a merman.
What?
MERCH man, Cressi- he sells merchandise. You should know that's a full-size guitar and Tim is actually very very tall.
O_O Wow.I think he's sitting next to my First Aid kit.
Wow- at least you won't have to bring your own. Someone stole your blindfold though.
It was that white hare woman. She was just distracting him with all that caressing. She was actually picking his pockets.
Do you think that's a perm?
No. Ukelele I think.
He's sitting on a 19th century christening dress.
I hope the 19th century chrisening dress isn't occupied by a 19th century child or the poor thing will be suffocated,unless of course he's playing a lullaby to it!
Sing once again with me, our strange duet,
My power over you, grows stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, to glance behind.
The Phantom of the Opera is there -inside your mind
With his kazoo?
Really?
Really really
You Remind Me of the Babe!
Phantom of the Opera is hardly a lullaby. Although Andrew Lloyd Webber's compo's have been known to be sleep inducing.
I'm the babe with the power...
Wonder what conditioner he uses
You haven't heard it played on the kazoo!
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
Conditioner? Never. That's the classic fingers-in-the-mains look. Commonly referred to as in-the manes.
Hmm intresting.
Oooh is that one of seth's green t-shirts i spy on Tim???
Hmm interesitng.
OOOh is that one of seth's green t-shirts i spy on Tim???
Perhaps Seth needs to hide his clean laundry?!!!
Myabe they had a special deal on in the shop,but 10 get 10 free
That would explain the same shirt to 2 gigs phenomena of last week.
All that sweat........
def smelt like conditioner, very fruity
Perhaps Seth does his laundry with conditioner instead of liquitabs?
He's so lovely ,he smells like that naturally!
Fruity ay,wonder what type of fruit?
passion fruit !
Ahh very good!!
Must be that Herbal Essences stuff.
The orgasmic, sorry- organic- stuff?
Home grown no doubt.
Of COURSE his hair is homegrown.
Honestly. Some people. Tch.
Poor Tim, his pic, his comments and we've done what we always do! Ended up talking about Lakeman.
Who says we talking about the lakemans,i think i met Tim,not to sure??
I was talking about Tim's hair and Seth's laundry, which Tim is clearly wearing.
ooooh,anyhoo wonder if Tim was at wallingford,Oxford during the summer????
Aww, Tim has fallen onto Page 2. Shame.
Aww,maybe a another pic will put him back on page one *hint hint*
It's TIMotei he uses. Followed by a herbal concoction mixed on the bus.
Oh no!
you know donk that is really weird! i was talking about donks the other day! how odd!
Well I am a rather famous donk you know *sighs*.
i like the tiny gui-tar!
Do you mean viomalin?
usually i prefer saxamaphone!
With the odd burst of tambourmarine?
possibly possibly! throw some drumums in there to! ha ha
Quick to the under sea city of Pacifica!!!
Make sure you are not followed its a secret! and will self destruct in 5 seconds!
Never fear WASP (World Aquanaut Security Patrol) will watch our fins!
And then I shall find you Tempest! regardless of your fake name! buwahahahahahahaa your WASP cant save you now!
Fear not I'm coming!
HE'S MINE!
Anything can happen in the next half hour!! Dumm Dumm Dumm!
All was quiet. Troy was just emptying the hoover. When suddenly...
somebody shouts: oh my jesus! there's a lady with a tail coming this way!
Oi, quick to the small things attached to the side of this contraption. We must get away!
But I'm making soup!
Shhhhh you're not meant to talk! where did you get lines from?
Oi! who you calling oi! for that Mr Tempest you must make your own nest and like it! i will not accompany you to the small things on the side! unless........
Unless what? Just name it and I'll do it (apart from getting on my knees - I've just had these trousers washed!)
Well i suppose at least you do laundry! very well mr tempest due to your clean trousers i shall come in the small things on the side! hurrah!
Well it better not dirty my trousers once more. Don't be making a mess! Collect the cowboy and 'lil piskie and follow me!
Can Ludo come too?
Yes, but you'd better bring his comforter. He can get moody witout it!
Ok bag of vacuum fluff is also coming! now we have everything... to the small things on the side! lets go! oh wait, do we have a change of underwear?
I'll buy some - I'm rich. Wait!! We've forgotten Mit and Mada!! Where are their carriers? Get me newspaper quickly!
ruff, ron't rorget my redicine!
Calm down Mit! There's a good boy. Where's Mada? Don't tell me he's ill again? Quickly grab some Pepto Bismol! I believe the thing that was coming down the hall ages ago is slightly closer now!
slightly closer! its taken Oi! quick lets get it! where's donk when you need one!
Oi! No! Mit, Mada do the scary hair! Cowboy flash the shirt. Piskie GRIN!! Grin with all your might while I get the magic Rizla
And so they battled. Splendidly. With much Ka Pow. And finally they managed to pry Oi out of the hands of the giant Ukelele and boarded the small things on the side.
whirr whirr whirr putt putt putt putt bang
It's alive
Dumm Dumm Dumm! Will Troy Tempest and his band of misfits ever make it out alive? Will they have enough air? Will Mit and Mada ever get a haircut? Stay tuned.....
Can I sing it now?
Nope
Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease please let me! go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on! >:oD
Wow! I REALLY like the small thing on the side! Let's see what's on the Top Balcony!
And so they toured the small thing and found many things of interest.
Oh no! Did anyone close the hatch?
Well we'd all have drowned by now if I hadn't. You idiot. Where's the fluff?
MY bit of fluff?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Row is rot the rime!! To Marineville!
I see them. They will NOT get away...
...What?
Is SurfaceAgent the evil birdcatcher who's been sent out to lure us back?
RUN Mirelings!! Scatter
and you mirelings think i'm mental!!!!
I rest my case!
we are stronger if we stay together ,the duck powered chocolate dispenser nearly did for me,run like the wind and we shall be safe, abandon the shirt and posh frock tent
and he's me thinking we were safe....
OK, creatures from the mire, we're not the strangest ones on the planet. I feel quite sane now.
Stay tuned for episode number two.....
....can't wait.
I am prepared.
Will it be in Supermarionation ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Awww, Tim brought his mates to play!
Supermarionation AND in glorious Technicolor?
No expense spared.
OOOps, did I break the moblog with my ridculously large amount of ?'s Sorry.
Look! A hideous man in a metallic green lounge suit! He must live beneath the waves!
Htt Hmm. Quieten down please. We shall be beginning shortly. Thankyou.
Hoorah! Episode 2!
Anything could happen in the next half hour! Dumm Dumm Dumm
*settles down on sofa with cup of tea & packet of hob-nobs*
And so they travelled in the small things. Even did some washing. When suddenly....
Gasp
Oh my good doodads what's that noise!!! It hurts! It hurts! *cough cough* 'Make it stop! *cough cough*
Oh it's horrible! Quickly - somebody find where it's coming from! *cough cough*
crash blip bleep bang whallop kapow!
So they started to search the small thing. Cautiously they crept with much shhhh towards the sleeping area.
Oh no! The noise is coming from the cowboys bed! Quickly we must save him!
Hey! what are you doing interupting my singng!
Wait! Isn't that? No no it can't be! But.. but... it sounds like Belinda Carlisle!!!
Groans were heard coming from under a pile of implements...
Surely not the escaped Hamster again?
And so they confiscated the Best of the 80's from the cowboy. But it was too late... Ludo was dancing!
Putt putt putt whir whiiiiiiiiiiiiiir eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee poof!
Oh no Ludo!! You've broken the stablilzers! *cough cough* we're going to crash!
I see them. They're going down. I'll meet them at the bottom.
Bwa ha ha ha ha. Bring Troy and Oi to me. Dispense with the others - I'll deal with those two myself.
And so they crashed. With much bump. And Ludo cried and hid under his bed. And when they had finally stopped bouncing, Mit plucked up the courage to leave the bathroom...
Ouch
Well that's the small thing fu
Oi! Don't you dare! *cough cough*
Broken! We'll have to find a new whatsitthingumyjigg before we can leave.
Will they find a new whatsitthingumyjigg? Will cowboy manage without Belinda? Will they get rid of this damn flu? Tune in next time....
Can i sing it now!
Don't you dare! I've got a donk and I'm not afaid to use him!
*digs out vicks vapourub*
oh boo :o(
Go away you annoying little man! You want to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon... Who do you think you are? Gary bloody Miller?
ran i ruess the rheme rune?
oi!
Yes Dennis? Did you want something?
No theme tune? How disappointing.
For all the fraggles amongst us.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6069948.stm
That is fantastic! i loved fraggles! of course i was also often called one but lucky for me it did not deter my liking of them!
We used to put my sisters hair in bunches and put loo roll inards over them. Tadaaa! Red Fraggle
:o)
I used to know a rude version of the song if that counts?
*innocence shattered*
Whoops! Oh dear. Have a Lemsip.
*slurp*. That's better. I'd prefer a hot toddy though.
Well are you old enough? Not that I'd care - but sooooome people think it's wrong to give alcohol to children! :)
More pisky in the next episode please. And theme tune obligatory. You really don't want to make Cressi cross. I turn green and haunt the underseas and refuse to talk.
I've seen it. Not good.
And I'm old enough to remember Fraggle Rock. So there you go. :o)
Lil Piskie was busy having highlights I'm afraid.
Hmm alcohol - you've set my mind going now - not good :)
Everyone should have a grinning piskie. Not sure about the highlights though.
Yes well just be careful you don't get 'piskie led' young lady! Turn your coat inside out this instant!
Well I would, but I think we already used it to make the bivvy.
Ahh I see. Using your clothes as err... camping equipment. How....fun
Needs must.
Why would you need to camp in a clothing bivvy? I love camping myself.... but bought a tent:)
Where? Why? Are you feeling alright?
Long (virtual) story Jim!
Ah one of those! I see.
Oh good god please tell me you're not bivvying it up outside a HMV somewhere?!
Nope. The wilds of dartmoor. And it's a 7/10 on the wildness stakes today. I've got to go & walk the dogs in it.
So hang on.. What you're saying is.. You're camping.. in a jacket .. on the moor .. with a couple of dogs.
Do you have a thermos with you? I could bring you some soup? And an umbrella?
No, I think we're all quite comfortable now. Duck powered chocolate dispenser and everything. I've been left to guard the camp while the others are out foraging.
are the dogs mit and mada?
O......K
Are you aware there's a shop?
Oh. I hadn't spotted that. Probably due to the purple blindfold.
I see. Do you wear this often? Considering it was edited from the final cut...
Very disappointing. We mourn that lost scene. But it has come in handy in avoiding eye contact with that pale floaty bint next door.
boo to all! :o)
I would have thought she'd have got the hint and buggered off by now
Sarah! So glad you could join me.
Aloha!
I printed em. i don't know
Hey Jim! soz i got sidetracked! dam work grrrrr!
How inconsiderate of you! Lol. Anyway you have some time off now ;)
Have you seen my donk lately? I've lost her!
Where did you leave her?
On the sofa, then i went to work and she vanished 3 days now! I shall divorce thee yarr!
I didn't know there were female ones too,
Yeah they are more vicious
No idea!
Well you don't wanting to be leaving one of those lying around then. How careless to have misplaced her. Hope you find her with no unpleasant consequences.
I think leaving a donk behind has very serious consequences. Usually quite painful!
When you putting those pics on?
I'm not
Yay! More pics?
Nah she'll come back
Fair enough! but they came out really well considering the state of us all! lol
Yes but definitely not uploadable!
hmm yes, see your point! ne'er mind then eh!
A homing Donk. Very handy.
Even if I trim em they're still gonna look a bit suspect!
PMSL :o)
Shh you or you get the uncomfortable place to sleep again!
mmmmmm ceramic!
It was for a good cause!
liquid haribo..................
Yeah funny that - didn't get to drink much of mine :(
Yeah you could of shouted i ran out!!!!!!! selfish selfish! :o(
i thought you said I did? Oh well. Ha ha on you :)
Ne'er mind dear! i'm off to see the lady of the manor now just got back from the trip
Cool. Let me know when we's running!
I have a headache; that idiot woman tried to pull off my blindfold and just ended up pulling the knot really tight :(
*pulls out 'medic scissors and releases Cressi*
I'm all confuzzled.
You see. That's their plan. That fear and confusion will send us scurrying back to the womb-like safety of the mire.
...ew. Mucus.
Tell me about the "cowboy dance"
Please.
I have heard tell of it.
I think it involves a shirt and a leather gun holster.
Part 2 lacks the visual impact of Part 1 ,it needs cowboy dance. I have but one day ,then 7 days on windswept Northumberland coast.
Hurry up and finish the damn thing. Cowboy dance in blindfold or I shall cry and stamp foot in rage.
Don't you dare usurp my requesting powers! I was first and I bagged More Pisky. You and your cowboy dance will have to wait!
Here, Mr Voiceover and Co, have this basket of stuff. It's got napkins and everything. More pisky please?
I will bide my time, but cowboy dance will be mine. I have shirt buttons and night nurse in my basket.
Well, you never know; anything could happen in the next half hour.
They called Joe's RAT the finest BIG RAT in years, you know.
I have kidnapped the seal named oink. To prove it a flipper will arrive in the post,
Eeek! To save poor Flipper, can I also request the cowboy dance? I have seen glimpses of this rare occurance but I'm told only true connoiseurs appreciate the full brilliance of hte cowboy's plumage.
I have subdued my crazed alter ego with a brick. I too have a desire to see the "cowboy dance". I bring broth from the soup dragon to restore our hero to full wellness.
No seals were harmed in the making of this comment.
Fear not good people of the land. Part 3 will feature 'lil piskie AND cowboy. There will be much dancing too. Out on Monday.
Hoorah!
Damnit - got to be back at work on mon :o(
f**k will be in northumberland with no internet access b******s!
My trusty friends you must heed well the sayings of the great ones and forsooth have a camera ready for *the dance*.lest there be a great nashing of teeth and wailing upon my return.My trusty dartmoor pony Dennis is chomping at the bit and I must away to seek the answers we desire. Farewell.
my head hurts, curses, the seal is gone.
My owner Puddle apogises for the swearing above and in case you're wondering, I have a specially adapted thing on my hoof which enables me to type!
p. s. she forgot to put the *g* in gnashing too!
If I'm going to be away for a week l shall jolly well have my two pennies worth before I go, now take that adapted typing thing off your foot, we have many a mile to go before nightfall.
Has Dennis been eating magic cobnuts?
No.
Ha i refuse to give in.
No Episode Three? How disappointing. I guess I'll have to make my own entertainment this evening then.
Is Episode 3 going to be post-watershed? I shall settle in at 9pm then with a large glass of wine for company.
ooooo the excitement
Unfortunately Episode three has had to be delayed due to Troy being a complete idiot. Post watershed episodes are an idea though!
May have to bribe the adminmeister. (Or take it onto MSN with the rest of our filth)
Troy Tempest has been spotted sauntering around SoHo muttering some excuse about a radio interview. Does he need a personal assistant to keep his superhero diary in order?
*runs to send in cv*
Troy can't read so therefore does not have a diary. Troy also can't tell the time or untangle his own strings. Pretty useless really.
We are also taking votes on which characters should be killed off.
EEK.
I'm feeling grief for him.
I can't seem to control it.
I wish to do more violence.
I'd sort those dogs out, if I were you. i'm sure I caught a flea....
I could have them neutered for you. Deflea-ed and dewormed. Euthanasia seems a bit drastic.
Neutered sounds like a plan.
And what's a donk anyway? Do we really need one of those?
Need is a strong word. But they're handy.
NEUTERING sounds like a bloody good idea to me :)
I'm quite the expert.
I know a vetinary nurse who may be able to help you out.
Honestly, that Troy eh. Copping out on his own show. I demanded episode three, and I demanded Pisky, and I expect to get what I demand.
Well, maybe not. But neutering sounds like a plan.
Demand away! I always say there are many ways to get what you want - not always ethical, mind you.
Neutering it is then, by a unanimous vote.
Begone, foul wench, gaze not into mine eyne, for I shall not return that which you desire; my soul, my very being, belong to me and only my own self. Get thee gone, get thee out onto the moors to bedeck the night with gleamery and fond silver tears.
Oooohhh!! Back to the moor for me then.Where did I park the broomstick??
*****************************
Hekas Hekas Este Bebeloi
No, witches can stay. You're just not allowed to steal any souls. Borrow them, maybe, but no stealing.
Spoilsports! Not even a little one? Noone will notice......
Ah Ah! What did I just say? If you can't play nicely you'll have to go somewhere else. Now, if someone is quite willing to LEND you their soul for a little while, or even PERMIT you to bind it to yourself in exchange for something of short term value, now, that would be a different matter.
:oP
Sheesh- she's not having my soul. I need it for later on.
I'd lend mine - but at a price. And the sort of thing *I* would want may be outside the sphere of her influence. More's the pity.
I don't have a soul. I'm on Myspace.
That is why I don't have one and need to "borrow" one - plusI can't seem to find any nice young men who will hand them over of their own free will ;)
I could bribe wth gin????
Maybe Tim will sort him out!
Gin is good.
Gin might work but it would need to be drunk in company- bit like me!
How much gin will be needed!! How many I am having to bribe and for what exactly???
Gin and soul-sullying............
I think it's safe to say many gallons will be needed. As for numbers. it all depends on the size of your venue. We only have a home-made tent.
It spins at high speeds though, so drinking could be a problem.
The booze could be put into a sprinkler system so it could be filtered round evenly.
You are correct, it could. In fact, that's a remarkably practical idea. I'll look into it.
Oy, Witchy, got a caulender? Not a cauldron.
I think Babs has a hose and I have an adjustable attachment if that's any help.
Every good witch makes use of whatever she has around............. a colander is not quite as glamorous as a cauldron - but at least is not quite as full of bits of bat and newt
Coooooeeeee, back from lovely windswept northlands to the landof Troy on t'internet, how goes the moblog. What news ? Just going to give Dennis a rub down and a bag of hay, Then I'll sort the pony out.
Had a bit of a recap, voiceover mentions foul doing to death of certain blog folk , (looks over shoulder nervously) .Will it be a big spectacular Emmerdale sort of departure??????????????
What? With an aeroplane crashing on the moors? Bit unlikely, really.
minor explosion on tour bus perhaps ?
Possibly. See, THAT'S why the driver tells them not to use the loo on the bus!
Unfortunately two of the group have required medical attention but we will be back next week! Possibly with a new photo. Depends how many requests we get! ;-)
i would like to register my request for the new pic and so would the 543 people stood next to me , honest ! I hope the 2 requiring medical attention will be soon better. I have a nurses uniform if it will be be of any help.!!!!!!!!!!!
I suspect the two needing medical attention would have more need of tweedle in her VET nurses uniform. Hope Mit and Mada aren't licking their wounds.....
Would love to see new pics as it will save me perching in a tree for hours with my twitching bins.
I hope Mit and Mada aren't licking anything unless they know where it's been!! :-o
Sometimes they lick even though they jolly well know where they've been. Very unsociable.
and yet strangely compelling!
You know it's considered rude to watch.
I can't help it :-( hangs head in shame, but still peeks out of corner of eye
I bet a new photo would distract you and save the modesty of Mit and Mada!
How about a new version of white hare, that might do the trick,although I haven't caught up with the 5 that were realeased while I was away. (Slaps back of hand very,very, very hard)
loved the gregorian chant sampled version feat. meatloaf taken from new "Bat out of Tavistock" album. I warn you , this of thing will continue until new pic is forthcoming
*requests very sweetly and politely*
NOW.
We do recommend post-neutering checks after two days, and stitches out after 10. They may need to wear a Buster collar if they keep pestering at the wound. From their previous behaviour, I gather that getting them to leave their bits alone may be quite a challenge.
More pics. Pleeeeeeeeease.
Or my emasculators may have to be prepared again.
And don't you be thinking she'll be using anaesthetic either!
Please we want more Tim!!!!!!!!
Is a Buster collar one of those hilarious plastic cones that makes every dog look like it should be sitting on the handlebars of a motorbike?
I think that would suit Mit and Mada extremely well.
Only dogs with long ears should sit on motorbike handlebars thus achieving similar appearance to "long eared dog sticking head out of open car window" so beloved by us all!
I saw a goose do that once. very surreal.
I bet!
I miss my goose.
They fasten their long ears under their chins when they fly to cut down wind resistance and to keep their little faces warm at high altitude.
I and the 543 people stood beside me are still waiting for new pic ,we have been joined by a long eared dog and two long eared geese who, although not airborne have their ears fastened up because it's a bit chilly.
I'm waiting and so's my wife...
Hey Cress, shall we do a bit of busking while we wait?
You can sing and play and I've got a hat for the cash! We could entertain the
543 people I brought with me and the dog and geese will add a certain charm.
It's working... you're slowly twisting the arm of 'The Keeper of the Pictures'
*rustle* *rustle* *rustle*
Let us out! Our public adores us!
I don't think so. Nothing good ever comes for free - the price WILL be paid.
No one wants to see pictures of a good for nothing lying toss pot! Got any pics of Chesney Hawkes?
*sharp intake of breath* SHHHHHHH. You can't say thing's like that!
Doesn't he work the lights or something? career slide big time!
Yeah - oh well. Maybe no one else wanted to do it. Guilt by association and all that.
*whispers* I heard someone tried to.. you know.. but.. but.. the moderators .. well.. they wouldn't let them!
Who is this corner voice person?????? its quite intriguing!!! tell me more.......
No. I can't. THEY won't let me. It's a conspiracy. They cover it up. Eventually THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT!!! *scuttles away*
Perhaps the bag of pictures should stay firmly closed? I fear the cat will get out too if i open it...
A-Ha i am partly out already!
Oh I love A-Ha!!! And Erasure! Oooh oooh and Go West *jumps up and down excitedly*
I am so confused! Bring back Troy!
Curiosity had a nasty outcome for the cat if I remember...
Does Troy have AXA? Bupa? Hmm
so who's got these fabled pics then voiceover or the keeper? who do we have to suck up to to see them?(,I use the expression in a purely intentional way I might add)
And are they actually worth all this fuss and if Troy is incapable of untangling his strings I have apair of scissors. I have to go , the geese have got their ears caught in the bus door>
Well the keeper keeps them which is why the keeper is called the keeper.
Scissors + Troy = An idea
So the keeper must be cajoled and ,if needs be we must bow to to the whims of afore mentioned photo hoarder . (Bugger it ,I wish i could type faster) .You get yer own scissors voiceover,if anyone is to cut Troys entangled strings it should be I . I remember Muffin the Mule!!!! made his eyes water that did.
Muffin any relation to Dennis?
This moderator may be cajoled to permit the unleashing of the pictures, provided sangria is applied in suitable quantities.
Dennis is Muffin's half brother.Dennis had the operation and is now stringless. He has implants. That could be the answer to Troy's little problem!
I am hereby registering my vote for The Keeper to unkeep the pictures.
But I hear Dennis is now known as Denise and all the other ponies are attending a course on diversity.
I am beginning to seriously doubt the exsistance of any photo's and that this is a dastardly plot to lull us into a false sense of security thus enabling them to trap us and drag us screaming back to the mire. Either that or the're planning to release another version of White Hare while our backs are turned. I hearby lay claim to longest comment in the history of this moblog. HUZZAH TO ME.
If I hear another version of White Hare, there'll be more than the rustle of a paper bag to worry about.
Come on, get those pictures out from the paper bag... into the safe and warm again...
Photo's in a paperbag sounds abit iffy to me , you know, leave the money in fivers behind the the 3rd bench along on platform 6, kind of thing. Not sure if I want to see them now. But will anyway.
You know you don't have to bribe the NHS like that! You can get all sorts of procedures done nowadays.
Photos sounds more like blackmail than bribery.
Do they untangle strings perchance.??
Bribery eh,we'd better have a whip round girls ,in case the asking price is very silly. I have a fiver in my pocket and 60quids worth of nectar points, oooooo and an unclaimed lottery ticket with a tenner on it.
I think I have a voucher for double points at Boots.
I've got these wooden nickels.
Hmm blackmail... I do have some interesting ones...
I've seen them!
I know YOU have. The 'others' wouldn't be able to handle it I fear. The 'image' portreyed may be shattered.
That would not be good. What about the Forum - you gonna tell em or am I?
Lets not shatter the fragile views of the others even if such said views are a tad dillusional!
Bit cruel though. The truth would be better but then this would be a pretty lonely place!
The truth is never the best option! remove the option of truth!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!!!
But it's not a very nice thing to do at the end of the day. Bloody horrible in fact.
Whats everyone talking about???
What would you like to talk about?
Well I think myself and MT would like to know what you're talking about! Sounds intriguing...
Was just looking through the pictures and this one seemed busy......although most of the content seems irrelevant......hence 'what is everyone talking about'!
'seems' would be the right word. If you're looking for SL praise this aint the place.
Oh. Getcha!
Is this some kind of private members only page then...?
Not at all! All are welcome here!
Serious questions have to be asked. Do the "photo's "even exsist or are you just buying time? Will Steps ever re-form and play a sell out uk tour? Who is the puppet master? Can cowboy remember all the moves to Danish Songstress Whigfield 's hit"Saturday night"? Will I ever be able to pull myself together long enough to simple one line comment on here?
They exist alright. Unfortunately. For cowboys info - Finger twirl, finger twirl, hand over hand, hand over hand, roll forward, roll back, hand on hip, hand on hip, hand on bum, hand on bum, jump forward, jump back, jump round, clap. And yes I did just do that in the office.
Buying time for what?
And doing Saturday Night has just totally ruined my image of 'dark robed figure with sythe'
Now do the Macarena!
On one leg? Practically impossible!
Ah but not completely..............
I marvel at your skills with the dance Oh Keeper. "If ya gettin' down" as performed by the combo Five was always going to be a classic. I truly now believe the photo's do exist and we are mere prawns in a greater plan.
I know not of 'The Five' (blatant lie). There'll be slam dunkin' the funk round here. Well not again at any rate.
Truely bizzarre........what a strange world we live in...Enjoy...!
Keeper why dont you put a small section of one of the pics on and get people to guess the body part? or who it is?
Not all of them would be suitable for that. To much of that skin stuff going on.
My illusions are all ready to be shattered... now hurry up and do the 5,6,7,8 dance.
Oh fantastic i love that one!!! :o)
Yay!!! My boot scootin' baby's driving me ker-azy!
Ooooh maybe we should post some pics of other singers on here just to confuse everyone - my vote goes on pics of Chesney Hawkes!
I vote for inspector gadget!
Earthworm Jim!
Vote for me!
No! Vote for me!!!!
Vote for me! I will take over the world!! Pinky? Pinky? Where are you??? PINKY!!!!!!!!
I went into Primark the other day. There was a group of German girls looking at the skirts and singing "Inspector Gadget" in German. It was a very spiritual experience.
My vote goes to Paris Hilton. Bucketloads of talent, that woman.
My vote goes to Lee from Steps.
It can't be anybody THAT great! Needs to be somebody slightly comical, not dedicated and super talented as you say. How about..... Dane Bowers LOL
Victoria Beckham
Ricky Martin
I think piddleum has hit the nail on the head. Victoria Beckham is the way forward.
Yeah but do we really want to look at her? Actually may help with the diet - great thought!
Diet Coke is a lie, it's made of pillowcases.
Slander! Misrepresentation! Abuse!
Quiet, you.
I have a whole trunk of Diet Coke here. How's that for bribery?
Nope - only fat coke for me!
I could stir in some lard?
Now you're talking!
anyway, I've been meaning to ask, ( I have been looking round the place and while not as palatial as the mire the ambiance is rather pleasing) who's this Lakeman bloke whose name appears about the place????? any good is he?
Pfft, you're asking in the wrong place, love. This is AA.
Isn't it?
WHAT !!!!!!!! all this time we've been wandering the headquarters of a roadside assistance organisation !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure is. Never heard of him. What does he do?
my name is buffle and I drive a Ford K A, hangs head in shame (again!)
I don't know.Does he have a good toolkit?
we live in hope
Ford KA! Shame on you!
Err - that would be telling
My name is Cressida and I drive my housemates nuts.
My name is not Eliza and I don't have any housemates. I do however have a lot of alcohol. Do you's fancy coming round to help me drink it? It's not that kind of AA is it?
but i do have access to an audi a3 sportback so there nananeenana sticks out tongue.puts finger on nose and wiggles fingers in ridiculous manner .
Q7 all the way
Is that so? I know of someone who's a bit of a fan of the Audi cars.
Go on, then, you would-be "Eliza" you, let's drink like there's no tomorrow. Do you have a sprinkler system? You're welcome to come to ours for a bit if you want to try it out.
how long will this thing go before it gets all rolled up and jams my screen ?,it's a bit like a toilet roll unravelling, that long eared labrador must be on lead at all times
Let's drink til we can't see.
Audi's aren't bad. Bentley's are better!
*ears prick up drink you say
where and how much?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Until they look at it and say to themselves 'my thats a lot of comments under Tim! What have they been saying?' and actually have a look at the bloody thing! Bit like the forum really!
I'll drink to that. I've got some stockings if you need a hand with the fanbelt.
That was about the Bentley. Not the mire.
As much as you can drink babs. Plenty for everyone - after all it IS Halloween!
Thanks Cressida but I'm kinda hoping the fanbelt is ok! Only few months old!
I'm going to party as a pumpkin tonight. My sleeping bag is orange; I figured it'd work.
Is there as much as _I_ can drink?
can i bring the 543 other people who are waiting for these mythical photo's too pretty please?
Plenty Cressida - I think there may even be a load left over at the end!
I think they're lying about these so-called "photos". My images are crying out to be shattered and still they only tease. Pah.
It's actually not so bad athing if they don't read it *ahem, hastily looks to see if one has incriminated ones self.
Bring em all babs! I will post one tonight (not missing Most Haunted Live though!)!!
Oh I think they should! Can anybody answer me a question while we're on here?
The Keeper! The keeper speaks!
Yes well i would have 'flourished' my cloak/robe attire and swung my sythe too but the effect would have been lost on here.
I can picture it, that's almost as good. Good golly how exciting, a new picture. What a treat!
Or is it a trick?
huzzah and yippety doo dah! but I must away, I have 12 geese snapping at my ankles all crying out for ear socks to get them throught the long winter ahead.
*casts on" clickety clickety " farewell most worthy of worthy people, in fact on a scale of 1-10 of worthiness you would all hover around the 18 mark. Bugger dropped a stitch.
Hmm now to choose one.
Just let me know if you need a hand...
*nearly gone, choose wisely for much depends on the choosing of the choicest one lest dissapoint ment is wrought in the choosing of a naff one
No strings dangling about all over would be good.
One with Orinoko in would be good if you have one.
No orinoco I'm afraid. Yes I do have one with strings actually! I will prove that at some point too - but not this time. This time I choose... I choose... Tim.
underground over ground wobbleing free,tee hee
Tim , so be it,
It will be unveiled tonight at 7pm once i have opened the bag of doom (not letting the cat out of course) and selected the correct manifestation capturement. Or something like that.
Hurrah!! Truly this will be a splendid occasion. Shall I wear a special dress?
Now if you'll excuse me I must just find that can of hairspray and a lighter - in case any children come to my door dressed as spiders.
I'll stick to pumpkin costume then.
I have sweeties but i shall shut the curtains, turn out the lights and jolly well scoff the lot myself.
Should we crop ourselves out of photo's so we can't be identified? Actually why are there no photo's of 'the truly great and wonderful people' on here AKA us lot?
until 7 then, *stiffles almost uncontrollable excitement.
Dear heaven .That my life should come to this ;-(
My question is - should the madness continue here... under this picture of Tim... or should it move to a more glorious place... the new pic of Tim?
i will leave "cropping , a moral dilemma " in your capable hands .to crop would add to the air of mystery that surrounds you.Do what you think fit oh cropper (or not ) of photo's.
oh new place to save endless scrolling
New one it will be then! I must admit it was annoying me too.
I think a good 400 comments is enough for one picture, don't you?
Nobody should have to press "Page Down" as much as I have done today.
Is Tim aware of proposed posting? Does he have a sense of humour? Will he harbour grudges against commentees?
Tim will not mind - i have chosen a very nice one of him. He also has a bizarre sense of humour so no grudges.
He has grown already in my estimation of him:-)
He even does 'stupid dancing' when drunk. We love him. Hats off to Tim. Underestimated and overlooked member of team.
huzzah for Tim and his dancing . He shall be overestimated and underlooked no longer . It is Tim's time to shine in he firmament of something or other.
I've picked out a constellation. Just sent it to Patrick Moore with a request to add to all the charts.
You know Cress, Tim deserves a shiny new place but I'm going to miss this old place and all the wonderful memories held within it's virtual walls *sniffle sniffle takes long last look before leaving through window, pssst, it's agood job they don't look at mire anymore, ahem.
Saved in faves... ;)
* fidgets in anticipation*
*tumbleweed drifts past!
*Tweedleweed*
Wow this sounds like fun....missed the dancing and all tht....wth is going on!!??!!
teehee
Emma told me to read through it...but 440m posts could take a long time!!!