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Merch man tim on the uke

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14th Oct 2006, 14:55  

Emma says:

His hair looks so soft.

14th Oct 2006, 17:36

Cressida says:

Funny, he has legs. He doesn't LOOK like a merman.

What?

15th Oct 2006, 20:19

Emma says:

MERCH man, Cressi- he sells merchandise. You should know that's a full-size guitar and Tim is actually very very tall.

15th Oct 2006, 23:47

Cressida says:

O_O Wow.I think he's sitting next to my First Aid kit.

15th Oct 2006, 23:54

Emma says:

Wow- at least you won't have to bring your own. Someone stole your blindfold though.

16th Oct 2006, 00:31

Cressida says:

It was that white hare woman. She was just distracting him with all that caressing. She was actually picking his pockets.

Do you think that's a perm?

16th Oct 2006, 00:36

Emma says:

No. Ukelele I think.

16th Oct 2006, 00:39

Cressida says:

He's sitting on a 19th century christening dress.

16th Oct 2006, 00:52

babs says:

I hope the 19th century chrisening dress isn't occupied by a 19th century child or the poor thing will be suffocated,unless of course he's playing a lullaby to it!

16th Oct 2006, 15:18

name that tune says:

Sing once again with me, our strange duet,
My power over you, grows stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, to glance behind.
The Phantom of the Opera is there -inside your mind

16th Oct 2006, 17:26

Earthworm Jim(comeand-dot-getit-at-virgin-dot-net) says:

With his kazoo?

16th Oct 2006, 17:42

name that tune says:

Really?

16th Oct 2006, 17:46

Earthworm Jim(comeand-dot-getit-at-virgin-dot-net) says:

Really really

16th Oct 2006, 17:48

name that tune says:

You Remind Me of the Babe!

16th Oct 2006, 17:54

babs says:

Phantom of the Opera is hardly a lullaby. Although Andrew Lloyd Webber's compo's have been known to be sleep inducing.

16th Oct 2006, 18:22

Cressida says:

I'm the babe with the power...

16th Oct 2006, 19:54

Laura says:

Wonder what conditioner he uses

16th Oct 2006, 20:25

Earthworm Jim(comeand-dot-getit-at-virgin-dot-net) says:

You haven't heard it played on the kazoo!

What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!

16th Oct 2006, 20:26

Cressida says:

Conditioner? Never. That's the classic fingers-in-the-mains look. Commonly referred to as in-the manes.

16th Oct 2006, 20:33

anonymous says:

Hmm intresting.
Oooh is that one of seth's green t-shirts i spy on Tim???

16th Oct 2006, 20:36

Laura says:

Hmm interesitng.
OOOh is that one of seth's green t-shirts i spy on Tim???

16th Oct 2006, 20:42

Emma says:

Perhaps Seth needs to hide his clean laundry?!!!

16th Oct 2006, 20:43

Laura says:

Myabe they had a special deal on in the shop,but 10 get 10 free

16th Oct 2006, 20:54

Tweedle says:

That would explain the same shirt to 2 gigs phenomena of last week.

All that sweat........

16th Oct 2006, 22:42

s says:

def smelt like conditioner, very fruity

17th Oct 2006, 10:59

Cressida says:

Perhaps Seth does his laundry with conditioner instead of liquitabs?

17th Oct 2006, 16:51

babs says:

He's so lovely ,he smells like that naturally!

17th Oct 2006, 17:31

Laura says:

Fruity ay,wonder what type of fruit?

17th Oct 2006, 19:13

babs says:

passion fruit !

17th Oct 2006, 20:12

Laura says:

Ahh very good!!

17th Oct 2006, 20:14

Cressida says:

Must be that Herbal Essences stuff.

17th Oct 2006, 21:51

Emma says:

The orgasmic, sorry- organic- stuff?

17th Oct 2006, 22:00

Laura says:

Home grown no doubt.

18th Oct 2006, 10:38

Cressida says:

Of COURSE his hair is homegrown.

Honestly. Some people. Tch.

18th Oct 2006, 18:15

babs says:

Poor Tim, his pic, his comments and we've done what we always do! Ended up talking about Lakeman.

18th Oct 2006, 18:55

Laura says:

Who says we talking about the lakemans,i think i met Tim,not to sure??

18th Oct 2006, 19:21

Cressida says:

I was talking about Tim's hair and Seth's laundry, which Tim is clearly wearing.

18th Oct 2006, 19:49

Laura says:

ooooh,anyhoo wonder if Tim was at wallingford,Oxford during the summer????

18th Oct 2006, 19:56

Cressida says:

Aww, Tim has fallen onto Page 2. Shame.

19th Oct 2006, 00:28

Laura says:

Aww,maybe a another pic will put him back on page one *hint hint*

19th Oct 2006, 12:50

Earthworm Jim says:

It's TIMotei he uses. Followed by a herbal concoction mixed on the bus.

19th Oct 2006, 13:27

Donk says:

Oh no!

19th Oct 2006, 14:36

name it says:

you know donk that is really weird! i was talking about donks the other day! how odd!

19th Oct 2006, 14:43

Donk says:

Well I am a rather famous donk you know *sighs*.

19th Oct 2006, 14:44

Sarah MG says:

i like the tiny gui-tar!

19th Oct 2006, 15:06

Donk says:

Do you mean viomalin?

19th Oct 2006, 15:09

Sarah MG says:

usually i prefer saxamaphone!

19th Oct 2006, 15:13

Dingle says:

With the odd burst of tambourmarine?

19th Oct 2006, 15:19

Sarah MG says:

possibly possibly! throw some drumums in there to! ha ha

19th Oct 2006, 15:23

Dingle's Donk says:

Quick to the under sea city of Pacifica!!!

19th Oct 2006, 15:26

ra ra says:

Make sure you are not followed its a secret! and will self destruct in 5 seconds!

19th Oct 2006, 15:32

Dingle's Donk says:

Never fear WASP (World Aquanaut Security Patrol) will watch our fins!

19th Oct 2006, 15:35

Surface Agent X20 says:

And then I shall find you Tempest! regardless of your fake name! buwahahahahahahaa your WASP cant save you now!

19th Oct 2006, 15:36

Troy Tempest says:

Fear not I'm coming!

19th Oct 2006, 15:38

Titan says:

HE'S MINE!

19th Oct 2006, 15:38

Voiceover says:

Anything can happen in the next half hour!! Dumm Dumm Dumm!

19th Oct 2006, 15:43

Voiceover says:

All was quiet. Troy was just emptying the hoover. When suddenly...

19th Oct 2006, 15:57

Sylvester says:

somebody shouts: oh my jesus! there's a lady with a tail coming this way!

19th Oct 2006, 16:15

Troy Tempest says:

Oi, quick to the small things attached to the side of this contraption. We must get away!

19th Oct 2006, 16:19

Oi says:

But I'm making soup!

19th Oct 2006, 16:22

Troy Tempest says:

Shhhhh you're not meant to talk! where did you get lines from?

19th Oct 2006, 16:23

Oi says:

Oi! who you calling oi! for that Mr Tempest you must make your own nest and like it! i will not accompany you to the small things on the side! unless........

19th Oct 2006, 16:26

Troy Tempest says:

Unless what? Just name it and I'll do it (apart from getting on my knees - I've just had these trousers washed!)

19th Oct 2006, 16:27

Oi says:

Well i suppose at least you do laundry! very well mr tempest due to your clean trousers i shall come in the small things on the side! hurrah!

19th Oct 2006, 16:31

Troy Tempest says:

Well it better not dirty my trousers once more. Don't be making a mess! Collect the cowboy and 'lil piskie and follow me!

19th Oct 2006, 16:33

Oi says:

Can Ludo come too?

19th Oct 2006, 16:41

Troy Tempest says:

Yes, but you'd better bring his comforter. He can get moody witout it!

19th Oct 2006, 16:42

Oi says:

Ok bag of vacuum fluff is also coming! now we have everything... to the small things on the side! lets go! oh wait, do we have a change of underwear?

19th Oct 2006, 16:46

Troy Tempest says:

I'll buy some - I'm rich. Wait!! We've forgotten Mit and Mada!! Where are their carriers? Get me newspaper quickly!

19th Oct 2006, 16:48

Mit says:

ruff, ron't rorget my redicine!

19th Oct 2006, 16:51

Troy Tempest says:

Calm down Mit! There's a good boy. Where's Mada? Don't tell me he's ill again? Quickly grab some Pepto Bismol! I believe the thing that was coming down the hall ages ago is slightly closer now!

19th Oct 2006, 16:53

Sylvester says:

slightly closer! its taken Oi! quick lets get it! where's donk when you need one!

19th Oct 2006, 16:59

Troy Tempest says:

Oi! No! Mit, Mada do the scary hair! Cowboy flash the shirt. Piskie GRIN!! Grin with all your might while I get the magic Rizla

19th Oct 2006, 17:02

Voiceover says:

And so they battled. Splendidly. With much Ka Pow. And finally they managed to pry Oi out of the hands of the giant Ukelele and boarded the small things on the side.

19th Oct 2006, 17:09

small things on the side says:

whirr whirr whirr putt putt putt putt bang

19th Oct 2006, 17:12

Cowboy says:

It's alive

19th Oct 2006, 17:13

Voiceover says:

Dumm Dumm Dumm! Will Troy Tempest and his band of misfits ever make it out alive? Will they have enough air? Will Mit and Mada ever get a haircut? Stay tuned.....

19th Oct 2006, 17:13

Theme tune singer says:

Can I sing it now?

19th Oct 2006, 17:14

Oi says:

Nope

19th Oct 2006, 17:15

Theme Tune Singer says:

Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease please let me! go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on! >:oD

19th Oct 2006, 17:25

Troy Tempest says:

Wow! I REALLY like the small thing on the side! Let's see what's on the Top Balcony!

19th Oct 2006, 17:27

Voiceover says:

And so they toured the small thing and found many things of interest.

19th Oct 2006, 17:31

Troy Tempest says:

Oh no! Did anyone close the hatch?

19th Oct 2006, 17:32

Oi says:

Well we'd all have drowned by now if I hadn't. You idiot. Where's the fluff?

19th Oct 2006, 17:34

Troy Tempest says:

MY bit of fluff?

19th Oct 2006, 17:38

Oi says:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

19th Oct 2006, 17:38

Mit says:

Row is rot the rime!! To Marineville!

19th Oct 2006, 18:05

Surface Agent X20 says:

I see them. They will NOT get away...

19th Oct 2006, 18:06

Cressida says:

...What?

19th Oct 2006, 19:01

Emma says:

Is SurfaceAgent the evil birdcatcher who's been sent out to lure us back?
RUN Mirelings!! Scatter

19th Oct 2006, 19:07

babs says:

and you mirelings think i'm mental!!!!
I rest my case!

19th Oct 2006, 19:08

babs says:

we are stronger if we stay together ,the duck powered chocolate dispenser nearly did for me,run like the wind and we shall be safe, abandon the shirt and posh frock tent

19th Oct 2006, 19:13

Laura says:

and he's me thinking we were safe....

19th Oct 2006, 19:18

Tweedle says:

OK, creatures from the mire, we're not the strangest ones on the planet. I feel quite sane now.

19th Oct 2006, 19:46

Voiceover says:

Stay tuned for episode number two.....

19th Oct 2006, 19:56

Tweedle says:

....can't wait.

19th Oct 2006, 20:01

Laura says:

I am prepared.

19th Oct 2006, 20:40

babs says:

Will it be in Supermarionation ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

19th Oct 2006, 21:16

Emma says:

Awww, Tim brought his mates to play!

19th Oct 2006, 21:50

Cressida says:

Supermarionation AND in glorious Technicolor?

20th Oct 2006, 00:01

Tweedle says:

No expense spared.

20th Oct 2006, 00:44

babs says:

OOOps, did I break the moblog with my ridculously large amount of ?'s Sorry.

20th Oct 2006, 12:37

Cressida says:

Look! A hideous man in a metallic green lounge suit! He must live beneath the waves!

20th Oct 2006, 13:12

Voiceover says:

Htt Hmm. Quieten down please. We shall be beginning shortly. Thankyou.

20th Oct 2006, 13:27

Tweedle says:

Hoorah! Episode 2!

20th Oct 2006, 14:10

Voiceover says:

Anything could happen in the next half hour! Dumm Dumm Dumm

20th Oct 2006, 14:18

Tweedle says:

*settles down on sofa with cup of tea & packet of hob-nobs*

20th Oct 2006, 14:19

Voiceover says:

And so they travelled in the small things. Even did some washing. When suddenly....

20th Oct 2006, 14:19

Tweedle says:

Gasp

20th Oct 2006, 14:21

Troy Tempest says:

Oh my good doodads what's that noise!!! It hurts! It hurts! *cough cough* 'Make it stop! *cough cough*

20th Oct 2006, 14:24

Oi says:

Oh it's horrible! Quickly - somebody find where it's coming from! *cough cough*

20th Oct 2006, 14:25

Noiseover says:

crash blip bleep bang whallop kapow!

20th Oct 2006, 14:26

Voiceover says:

So they started to search the small thing. Cautiously they crept with much shhhh towards the sleeping area.

20th Oct 2006, 14:27

Troy Tempest says:

Oh no! The noise is coming from the cowboys bed! Quickly we must save him!

20th Oct 2006, 14:28

Cowboy says:

Hey! what are you doing interupting my singng!

20th Oct 2006, 14:28

Oi says:

Wait! Isn't that? No no it can't be! But.. but... it sounds like Belinda Carlisle!!!

20th Oct 2006, 14:29

Voiceover says:

Groans were heard coming from under a pile of implements...

20th Oct 2006, 14:29

Tweedle says:

Surely not the escaped Hamster again?

20th Oct 2006, 14:29

Voiceover says:

And so they confiscated the Best of the 80's from the cowboy. But it was too late... Ludo was dancing!

20th Oct 2006, 14:30

Small thing says:

Putt putt putt whir whiiiiiiiiiiiiiir eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee poof!

20th Oct 2006, 14:33

Oi says:

Oh no Ludo!! You've broken the stablilzers! *cough cough* we're going to crash!

20th Oct 2006, 14:35

Surface Agent X20 says:

I see them. They're going down. I'll meet them at the bottom.

20th Oct 2006, 14:39

Titan says:

Bwa ha ha ha ha. Bring Troy and Oi to me. Dispense with the others - I'll deal with those two myself.

20th Oct 2006, 14:40

Voiceover says:

And so they crashed. With much bump. And Ludo cried and hid under his bed. And when they had finally stopped bouncing, Mit plucked up the courage to leave the bathroom...

20th Oct 2006, 14:42

Small thing says:

Ouch

20th Oct 2006, 14:45

Troy Tempest says:

Well that's the small thing fu

20th Oct 2006, 14:47

Oi says:

Oi! Don't you dare! *cough cough*

20th Oct 2006, 14:48

Troy Tempest says:

Broken! We'll have to find a new whatsitthingumyjigg before we can leave.

20th Oct 2006, 14:49

Voiceover says:

Will they find a new whatsitthingumyjigg? Will cowboy manage without Belinda? Will they get rid of this damn flu? Tune in next time....

20th Oct 2006, 14:51

theme tune singer says:

Can i sing it now!

20th Oct 2006, 14:53

Oi says:

Don't you dare! I've got a donk and I'm not afaid to use him!

20th Oct 2006, 14:54

Tweedle says:

*digs out vicks vapourub*

20th Oct 2006, 14:56

theme tune singer says:

oh boo :o(

20th Oct 2006, 14:58

Oi says:

Go away you annoying little man! You want to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon... Who do you think you are? Gary bloody Miller?

20th Oct 2006, 15:00

Mit says:

ran i ruess the rheme rune?

20th Oct 2006, 15:01

Dennis Miller says:

oi!

20th Oct 2006, 15:02

Oi says:

Yes Dennis? Did you want something?

20th Oct 2006, 15:03

Tweedle says:

No theme tune? How disappointing.

20th Oct 2006, 15:11

Tweedle says:

For all the fraggles amongst us.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6069948.stm

20th Oct 2006, 15:14

Sarah MG says:

That is fantastic! i loved fraggles! of course i was also often called one but lucky for me it did not deter my liking of them!

20th Oct 2006, 15:17

Tweedle says:

We used to put my sisters hair in bunches and put loo roll inards over them. Tadaaa! Red Fraggle

:o)

20th Oct 2006, 15:18

Earthworm Jim says:

I used to know a rude version of the song if that counts?

20th Oct 2006, 15:31

Tweedle says:

*innocence shattered*

20th Oct 2006, 15:33

Earthworm Jim says:

Whoops! Oh dear. Have a Lemsip.

20th Oct 2006, 15:38

Tweedle says:

*slurp*. That's better. I'd prefer a hot toddy though.

20th Oct 2006, 15:40

Earthworm Jim says:

Well are you old enough? Not that I'd care - but sooooome people think it's wrong to give alcohol to children! :)

20th Oct 2006, 15:41

Cressida says:

More pisky in the next episode please. And theme tune obligatory. You really don't want to make Cressi cross. I turn green and haunt the underseas and refuse to talk.

20th Oct 2006, 15:43

Tweedle says:

I've seen it. Not good.

And I'm old enough to remember Fraggle Rock. So there you go. :o)

20th Oct 2006, 15:45

Earthworm Jim says:

Lil Piskie was busy having highlights I'm afraid.

Hmm alcohol - you've set my mind going now - not good :)

20th Oct 2006, 15:49

Tweedle says:

Everyone should have a grinning piskie. Not sure about the highlights though.

20th Oct 2006, 15:54

Earthworm Jim says:

Yes well just be careful you don't get 'piskie led' young lady! Turn your coat inside out this instant!

20th Oct 2006, 15:59

Tweedle says:

Well I would, but I think we already used it to make the bivvy.

20th Oct 2006, 16:01

Earthworm Jim says:

Ahh I see. Using your clothes as err... camping equipment. How....fun

20th Oct 2006, 16:08

Tweedle says:

Needs must.

20th Oct 2006, 16:10

Earthworm Jim says:

Why would you need to camp in a clothing bivvy? I love camping myself.... but bought a tent:)

Where? Why? Are you feeling alright?

20th Oct 2006, 16:13

Tweedle says:

Long (virtual) story Jim!

20th Oct 2006, 16:16

Earthworm Jim says:

Ah one of those! I see.

Oh good god please tell me you're not bivvying it up outside a HMV somewhere?!

20th Oct 2006, 16:18

Tweedle says:

Nope. The wilds of dartmoor. And it's a 7/10 on the wildness stakes today. I've got to go & walk the dogs in it.

20th Oct 2006, 16:21

Earthworm Jim says:

So hang on.. What you're saying is.. You're camping.. in a jacket .. on the moor .. with a couple of dogs.

Do you have a thermos with you? I could bring you some soup? And an umbrella?

20th Oct 2006, 16:24

Tweedle says:

No, I think we're all quite comfortable now. Duck powered chocolate dispenser and everything. I've been left to guard the camp while the others are out foraging.

20th Oct 2006, 16:31

nataS says:

are the dogs mit and mada?

20th Oct 2006, 16:32

Earthworm Jim says:

O......K

Are you aware there's a shop?

20th Oct 2006, 16:34

Tweedle says:

Oh. I hadn't spotted that. Probably due to the purple blindfold.

20th Oct 2006, 16:36

Earthworm Jim says:

I see. Do you wear this often? Considering it was edited from the final cut...

20th Oct 2006, 16:38

Tweedle says:

Very disappointing. We mourn that lost scene. But it has come in handy in avoiding eye contact with that pale floaty bint next door.

20th Oct 2006, 16:39

Sarah MG says:

boo to all! :o)

20th Oct 2006, 16:42

Earthworm Jim says:

I would have thought she'd have got the hint and buggered off by now

20th Oct 2006, 16:43

Earthworm Jim says:

Sarah! So glad you could join me.

20th Oct 2006, 16:44

Tweedle says:

Aloha!

20th Oct 2006, 16:45

Earthworm Jim says:

I printed em. i don't know

20th Oct 2006, 16:50

Sarah MG says:

Hey Jim! soz i got sidetracked! dam work grrrrr!

20th Oct 2006, 17:02

Earthworm Jim says:

How inconsiderate of you! Lol. Anyway you have some time off now ;)

20th Oct 2006, 17:03

Sarah MG says:

Have you seen my donk lately? I've lost her!

20th Oct 2006, 17:03

Earthworm Jim says:

Where did you leave her?

20th Oct 2006, 17:04

Sarah MG says:

On the sofa, then i went to work and she vanished 3 days now! I shall divorce thee yarr!

20th Oct 2006, 17:05

Tweedle says:

I didn't know there were female ones too,

20th Oct 2006, 17:05

Sarah MG says:

Yeah they are more vicious

20th Oct 2006, 17:06

Earthworm Jim says:

No idea!

20th Oct 2006, 17:08

Tweedle says:

Well you don't wanting to be leaving one of those lying around then. How careless to have misplaced her. Hope you find her with no unpleasant consequences.

20th Oct 2006, 17:11

Earthworm Jim says:

I think leaving a donk behind has very serious consequences. Usually quite painful!

20th Oct 2006, 17:12

Sarah MG says:

When you putting those pics on?

20th Oct 2006, 17:12

Earthworm Jim says:

I'm not

20th Oct 2006, 17:14

Tweedle says:

Yay! More pics?

20th Oct 2006, 17:14

Sarah MG says:

Nah she'll come back

20th Oct 2006, 17:16

Sarah MG says:

Fair enough! but they came out really well considering the state of us all! lol

20th Oct 2006, 17:17

Earthworm Jim says:

Yes but definitely not uploadable!

20th Oct 2006, 17:18

Sarah MG says:

hmm yes, see your point! ne'er mind then eh!

20th Oct 2006, 17:18

Tweedle says:

A homing Donk. Very handy.

20th Oct 2006, 17:19

Earthworm Jim says:

Even if I trim em they're still gonna look a bit suspect!

20th Oct 2006, 17:19

SMG says:

PMSL :o)

20th Oct 2006, 17:21

Earthworm Jim says:

Shh you or you get the uncomfortable place to sleep again!

20th Oct 2006, 17:23

SMG says:

mmmmmm ceramic!

20th Oct 2006, 17:24

Earthworm Jim says:

It was for a good cause!

20th Oct 2006, 17:24

SMG says:

liquid haribo..................

20th Oct 2006, 17:26

Earthworm Jim says:

Yeah funny that - didn't get to drink much of mine :(

20th Oct 2006, 17:27

SMG says:

Yeah you could of shouted i ran out!!!!!!! selfish selfish! :o(

20th Oct 2006, 17:30

Earthworm Jim says:

i thought you said I did? Oh well. Ha ha on you :)

20th Oct 2006, 17:30

SMG says:

Ne'er mind dear! i'm off to see the lady of the manor now just got back from the trip

20th Oct 2006, 17:33

Earthworm Jim says:

Cool. Let me know when we's running!

20th Oct 2006, 17:35

Cressida says:

I have a headache; that idiot woman tried to pull off my blindfold and just ended up pulling the knot really tight :(

20th Oct 2006, 19:06

Tweedle says:

*pulls out 'medic scissors and releases Cressi*

20th Oct 2006, 19:09

Laura says:

I'm all confuzzled.

20th Oct 2006, 19:22

Tweedle says:

You see. That's their plan. That fear and confusion will send us scurrying back to the womb-like safety of the mire.

20th Oct 2006, 19:24

Cressida says:

...ew. Mucus.

20th Oct 2006, 19:28

babs says:

Tell me about the "cowboy dance"
Please.
I have heard tell of it.

20th Oct 2006, 19:34

Cressida says:

I think it involves a shirt and a leather gun holster.

20th Oct 2006, 19:37

babs says:

Part 2 lacks the visual impact of Part 1 ,it needs cowboy dance. I have but one day ,then 7 days on windswept Northumberland coast.
Hurry up and finish the damn thing. Cowboy dance in blindfold or I shall cry and stamp foot in rage.

20th Oct 2006, 21:40

Cressida says:

Don't you dare usurp my requesting powers! I was first and I bagged More Pisky. You and your cowboy dance will have to wait!

Here, Mr Voiceover and Co, have this basket of stuff. It's got napkins and everything. More pisky please?

20th Oct 2006, 21:49

babs says:

I will bide my time, but cowboy dance will be mine. I have shirt buttons and night nurse in my basket.

20th Oct 2006, 22:02

Cressida says:

Well, you never know; anything could happen in the next half hour.
They called Joe's RAT the finest BIG RAT in years, you know.

20th Oct 2006, 22:15

babs says:

I have kidnapped the seal named oink. To prove it a flipper will arrive in the post,

20th Oct 2006, 22:24

Emma says:

Eeek! To save poor Flipper, can I also request the cowboy dance? I have seen glimpses of this rare occurance but I'm told only true connoiseurs appreciate the full brilliance of hte cowboy's plumage.

21st Oct 2006, 01:03

puddlegum says:

I have subdued my crazed alter ego with a brick. I too have a desire to see the "cowboy dance". I bring broth from the soup dragon to restore our hero to full wellness.
No seals were harmed in the making of this comment.

21st Oct 2006, 05:53

Voiceover says:

Fear not good people of the land. Part 3 will feature 'lil piskie AND cowboy. There will be much dancing too. Out on Monday.

21st Oct 2006, 13:55

Tweedle says:

Hoorah!

Damnit - got to be back at work on mon :o(

21st Oct 2006, 14:13

puddlegum says:

f**k will be in northumberland with no internet access b******s!
My trusty friends you must heed well the sayings of the great ones and forsooth have a camera ready for *the dance*.lest there be a great nashing of teeth and wailing upon my return.My trusty dartmoor pony Dennis is chomping at the bit and I must away to seek the answers we desire. Farewell.

21st Oct 2006, 14:27

babs says:

my head hurts, curses, the seal is gone.

21st Oct 2006, 14:28

Dennis the pony says:

My owner Puddle apogises for the swearing above and in case you're wondering, I have a specially adapted thing on my hoof which enables me to type!

21st Oct 2006, 14:48

Dennis the pony says:

p. s. she forgot to put the *g* in gnashing too!

21st Oct 2006, 14:59

puddlegum says:

If I'm going to be away for a week l shall jolly well have my two pennies worth before I go, now take that adapted typing thing off your foot, we have many a mile to go before nightfall.

21st Oct 2006, 15:04

Emma says:

Has Dennis been eating magic cobnuts?

21st Oct 2006, 18:31

puddlegum says:

No.

22nd Oct 2006, 09:26

Laura says:

Ha i refuse to give in.

22nd Oct 2006, 21:06

Tweedle says:

No Episode Three? How disappointing. I guess I'll have to make my own entertainment this evening then.

23rd Oct 2006, 19:16

Emma says:

Is Episode 3 going to be post-watershed? I shall settle in at 9pm then with a large glass of wine for company.

23rd Oct 2006, 19:51

Laura says:

ooooo the excitement

23rd Oct 2006, 20:25

Voiceover says:

Unfortunately Episode three has had to be delayed due to Troy being a complete idiot. Post watershed episodes are an idea though!

23rd Oct 2006, 20:58

Tweedle says:

May have to bribe the adminmeister. (Or take it onto MSN with the rest of our filth)

23rd Oct 2006, 21:08

Emma says:

Troy Tempest has been spotted sauntering around SoHo muttering some excuse about a radio interview. Does he need a personal assistant to keep his superhero diary in order?
*runs to send in cv*

23rd Oct 2006, 21:31

Voiceover says:

Troy can't read so therefore does not have a diary. Troy also can't tell the time or untangle his own strings. Pretty useless really.

We are also taking votes on which characters should be killed off.

23rd Oct 2006, 22:06

Tweedle says:

EEK.

23rd Oct 2006, 22:16

Oi says:

I'm feeling grief for him.
I can't seem to control it.
I wish to do more violence.

23rd Oct 2006, 22:34

Emma says:

I'd sort those dogs out, if I were you. i'm sure I caught a flea....

23rd Oct 2006, 22:37

Tweedle says:

I could have them neutered for you. Deflea-ed and dewormed. Euthanasia seems a bit drastic.

23rd Oct 2006, 22:52

Emma says:

Neutered sounds like a plan.

And what's a donk anyway? Do we really need one of those?

23rd Oct 2006, 22:59

Oi says:

Need is a strong word. But they're handy.

NEUTERING sounds like a bloody good idea to me :)

23rd Oct 2006, 23:30

Tweedle says:

I'm quite the expert.

23rd Oct 2006, 23:42

Emma says:

I know a vetinary nurse who may be able to help you out.

23rd Oct 2006, 23:42

Cressida says:

Honestly, that Troy eh. Copping out on his own show. I demanded episode three, and I demanded Pisky, and I expect to get what I demand.

Well, maybe not. But neutering sounds like a plan.

24th Oct 2006, 11:40

The Wild Witch says:

Demand away! I always say there are many ways to get what you want - not always ethical, mind you.

Neutering it is then, by a unanimous vote.

24th Oct 2006, 12:42

Cressida says:

Begone, foul wench, gaze not into mine eyne, for I shall not return that which you desire; my soul, my very being, belong to me and only my own self. Get thee gone, get thee out onto the moors to bedeck the night with gleamery and fond silver tears.

24th Oct 2006, 12:55

The Wild Witch says:

Oooohhh!! Back to the moor for me then.Where did I park the broomstick??

*****************************
Hekas Hekas Este Bebeloi

24th Oct 2006, 15:14

Tweedle says:

No, witches can stay. You're just not allowed to steal any souls. Borrow them, maybe, but no stealing.

24th Oct 2006, 20:00

The WIld Witch says:

Spoilsports! Not even a little one? Noone will notice......

24th Oct 2006, 21:55

Tweedle says:

Ah Ah! What did I just say? If you can't play nicely you'll have to go somewhere else. Now, if someone is quite willing to LEND you their soul for a little while, or even PERMIT you to bind it to yourself in exchange for something of short term value, now, that would be a different matter.

:oP

24th Oct 2006, 22:27

Emma says:

Sheesh- she's not having my soul. I need it for later on.

24th Oct 2006, 23:53

Tweedle says:

I'd lend mine - but at a price. And the sort of thing *I* would want may be outside the sphere of her influence. More's the pity.

25th Oct 2006, 00:03

Cressida says:

I don't have a soul. I'm on Myspace.

25th Oct 2006, 12:39

The WIld Witch says:

That is why I don't have one and need to "borrow" one - plusI can't seem to find any nice young men who will hand them over of their own free will ;)

I could bribe wth gin????

25th Oct 2006, 13:41

Laura says:

Maybe Tim will sort him out!

25th Oct 2006, 14:05

Cressida says:

Gin is good.

25th Oct 2006, 18:52

Emma says:

Gin might work but it would need to be drunk in company- bit like me!

25th Oct 2006, 19:47

The WIld Witch says:

How much gin will be needed!! How many I am having to bribe and for what exactly???

Gin and soul-sullying............

25th Oct 2006, 23:39

Emma says:

I think it's safe to say many gallons will be needed. As for numbers. it all depends on the size of your venue. We only have a home-made tent.

25th Oct 2006, 23:54

Cressida says:

It spins at high speeds though, so drinking could be a problem.

26th Oct 2006, 00:39

Laura says:

The booze could be put into a sprinkler system so it could be filtered round evenly.

26th Oct 2006, 18:09

Cressida says:

You are correct, it could. In fact, that's a remarkably practical idea. I'll look into it.

Oy, Witchy, got a caulender? Not a cauldron.

26th Oct 2006, 19:03

Emma says:

I think Babs has a hose and I have an adjustable attachment if that's any help.

26th Oct 2006, 23:36

The Wild Witch says:

Every good witch makes use of whatever she has around............. a colander is not quite as glamorous as a cauldron - but at least is not quite as full of bits of bat and newt

27th Oct 2006, 11:26

puddlebabsgum. says:

Coooooeeeee, back from lovely windswept northlands to the landof Troy on t'internet, how goes the moblog. What news ? Just going to give Dennis a rub down and a bag of hay, Then I'll sort the pony out.

27th Oct 2006, 15:07

babsgumpuddle says:

Had a bit of a recap, voiceover mentions foul doing to death of certain blog folk , (looks over shoulder nervously) .Will it be a big spectacular Emmerdale sort of departure??????????????

27th Oct 2006, 15:55

Emma says:

What? With an aeroplane crashing on the moors? Bit unlikely, really.

27th Oct 2006, 20:07

puddle says:

minor explosion on tour bus perhaps ?

28th Oct 2006, 14:26

Emma says:

Possibly. See, THAT'S why the driver tells them not to use the loo on the bus!

28th Oct 2006, 15:33

Voiceover says:

Unfortunately two of the group have required medical attention but we will be back next week! Possibly with a new photo. Depends how many requests we get! ;-)

28th Oct 2006, 18:47

puddlebabs says:

i would like to register my request for the new pic and so would the 543 people stood next to me , honest ! I hope the 2 requiring medical attention will be soon better. I have a nurses uniform if it will be be of any help.!!!!!!!!!!!

28th Oct 2006, 18:56

Emma says:

I suspect the two needing medical attention would have more need of tweedle in her VET nurses uniform. Hope Mit and Mada aren't licking their wounds.....
Would love to see new pics as it will save me perching in a tree for hours with my twitching bins.

28th Oct 2006, 20:55

gummybabs says:

I hope Mit and Mada aren't licking anything unless they know where it's been!! :-o

28th Oct 2006, 21:10

Emma says:

Sometimes they lick even though they jolly well know where they've been. Very unsociable.

28th Oct 2006, 21:19

puddleuddle says:

and yet strangely compelling!

28th Oct 2006, 22:07

Emma says:

You know it's considered rude to watch.

29th Oct 2006, 00:06

eldupp says:

I can't help it :-( hangs head in shame, but still peeks out of corner of eye

29th Oct 2006, 00:09

Emma says:

I bet a new photo would distract you and save the modesty of Mit and Mada!

29th Oct 2006, 01:06

puddiddlydiddlygum says:

How about a new version of white hare, that might do the trick,although I haven't caught up with the 5 that were realeased while I was away. (Slaps back of hand very,very, very hard)

29th Oct 2006, 08:28

buddleumgum says:

loved the gregorian chant sampled version feat. meatloaf taken from new "Bat out of Tavistock" album. I warn you , this of thing will continue until new pic is forthcoming

29th Oct 2006, 14:35

Cressida says:

*requests very sweetly and politely*

NOW.

29th Oct 2006, 16:57

Tweedle says:

We do recommend post-neutering checks after two days, and stitches out after 10. They may need to wear a Buster collar if they keep pestering at the wound. From their previous behaviour, I gather that getting them to leave their bits alone may be quite a challenge.

29th Oct 2006, 16:58

Tweedle says:

More pics. Pleeeeeeeeease.

Or my emasculators may have to be prepared again.

29th Oct 2006, 16:59

Emma says:

And don't you be thinking she'll be using anaesthetic either!

29th Oct 2006, 17:27

Laura says:

Please we want more Tim!!!!!!!!

29th Oct 2006, 17:29

Cressida says:

Is a Buster collar one of those hilarious plastic cones that makes every dog look like it should be sitting on the handlebars of a motorbike?
I think that would suit Mit and Mada extremely well.

29th Oct 2006, 18:35

pumduddle says:

Only dogs with long ears should sit on motorbike handlebars thus achieving similar appearance to "long eared dog sticking head out of open car window" so beloved by us all!

29th Oct 2006, 21:00

Emma says:

I saw a goose do that once. very surreal.

29th Oct 2006, 21:25

Cressida says:

I bet!
I miss my goose.

29th Oct 2006, 21:56

poogleoddle says:

They fasten their long ears under their chins when they fly to cut down wind resistance and to keep their little faces warm at high altitude.

30th Oct 2006, 07:35

puddlebabs says:

I and the 543 people stood beside me are still waiting for new pic ,we have been joined by a long eared dog and two long eared geese who, although not airborne have their ears fastened up because it's a bit chilly.

30th Oct 2006, 08:20

Cressida says:

I'm waiting and so's my wife...

30th Oct 2006, 10:42

boodlepud says:

Hey Cress, shall we do a bit of busking while we wait?
You can sing and play and I've got a hat for the cash! We could entertain the
543 people I brought with me and the dog and geese will add a certain charm.

30th Oct 2006, 12:42

Voiceover says:

It's working... you're slowly twisting the arm of 'The Keeper of the Pictures'

30th Oct 2006, 16:44

Strange Noise in the Background says:

*rustle* *rustle* *rustle*

30th Oct 2006, 17:11

Pictures says:

Let us out! Our public adores us!

30th Oct 2006, 17:11

The Keeper says:

I don't think so. Nothing good ever comes for free - the price WILL be paid.

30th Oct 2006, 17:13

A voice from the corner says:

No one wants to see pictures of a good for nothing lying toss pot! Got any pics of Chesney Hawkes?

30th Oct 2006, 17:17

Voiceover says:

*sharp intake of breath* SHHHHHHH. You can't say thing's like that!

30th Oct 2006, 17:18

Sangria says:

Doesn't he work the lights or something? career slide big time!

30th Oct 2006, 17:20

Sambuka says:

Yeah - oh well. Maybe no one else wanted to do it. Guilt by association and all that.

30th Oct 2006, 17:21

A voice from the corner says:

*whispers* I heard someone tried to.. you know.. but.. but.. the moderators .. well.. they wouldn't let them!

30th Oct 2006, 17:25

Sangria says:

Who is this corner voice person?????? its quite intriguing!!! tell me more.......

30th Oct 2006, 17:28

A voice from the corner says:

No. I can't. THEY won't let me. It's a conspiracy. They cover it up. Eventually THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT!!! *scuttles away*

30th Oct 2006, 17:30

The Keeper says:

Perhaps the bag of pictures should stay firmly closed? I fear the cat will get out too if i open it...

30th Oct 2006, 17:31

Cat says:

A-Ha i am partly out already!

30th Oct 2006, 17:37

Cowboy says:

Oh I love A-Ha!!! And Erasure! Oooh oooh and Go West *jumps up and down excitedly*

30th Oct 2006, 17:39

Sangria says:

I am so confused! Bring back Troy!

30th Oct 2006, 17:40

The Keeper says:

Curiosity had a nasty outcome for the cat if I remember...

30th Oct 2006, 17:40

The Keeper says:

Does Troy have AXA? Bupa? Hmm

30th Oct 2006, 17:42

buddlelymupgum says:

so who's got these fabled pics then voiceover or the keeper? who do we have to suck up to to see them?(,I use the expression in a purely intentional way I might add)
And are they actually worth all this fuss and if Troy is incapable of untangling his strings I have apair of scissors. I have to go , the geese have got their ears caught in the bus door>

30th Oct 2006, 17:53

Voiceover says:

Well the keeper keeps them which is why the keeper is called the keeper.

30th Oct 2006, 17:56

The Keeper says:

Scissors + Troy = An idea

30th Oct 2006, 17:56

piddlemug says:

So the keeper must be cajoled and ,if needs be we must bow to to the whims of afore mentioned photo hoarder . (Bugger it ,I wish i could type faster) .You get yer own scissors voiceover,if anyone is to cut Troys entangled strings it should be I . I remember Muffin the Mule!!!! made his eyes water that did.

30th Oct 2006, 18:04

Cressida says:

Muffin any relation to Dennis?

30th Oct 2006, 19:30

Emma says:

This moderator may be cajoled to permit the unleashing of the pictures, provided sangria is applied in suitable quantities.

30th Oct 2006, 19:30

pummleymug says:

Dennis is Muffin's half brother.Dennis had the operation and is now stringless. He has implants. That could be the answer to Troy's little problem!

30th Oct 2006, 19:42

Cressida says:

I am hereby registering my vote for The Keeper to unkeep the pictures.

30th Oct 2006, 19:51

Emma says:

But I hear Dennis is now known as Denise and all the other ponies are attending a course on diversity.

30th Oct 2006, 20:02

gummly says:

I am beginning to seriously doubt the exsistance of any photo's and that this is a dastardly plot to lull us into a false sense of security thus enabling them to trap us and drag us screaming back to the mire. Either that or the're planning to release another version of White Hare while our backs are turned. I hearby lay claim to longest comment in the history of this moblog. HUZZAH TO ME.

30th Oct 2006, 20:05

Emma says:

If I hear another version of White Hare, there'll be more than the rustle of a paper bag to worry about.

30th Oct 2006, 20:17

Cressida says:

Come on, get those pictures out from the paper bag... into the safe and warm again...

30th Oct 2006, 20:21

gumbubs says:

Photo's in a paperbag sounds abit iffy to me , you know, leave the money in fivers behind the the 3rd bench along on platform 6, kind of thing. Not sure if I want to see them now. But will anyway.

30th Oct 2006, 20:44

Emma says:

You know you don't have to bribe the NHS like that! You can get all sorts of procedures done nowadays.

30th Oct 2006, 21:51

Cressida says:

Photos sounds more like blackmail than bribery.

30th Oct 2006, 22:15

buddlemug says:

Do they untangle strings perchance.??

30th Oct 2006, 22:19

gummypud says:

Bribery eh,we'd better have a whip round girls ,in case the asking price is very silly. I have a fiver in my pocket and 60quids worth of nectar points, oooooo and an unclaimed lottery ticket with a tenner on it.

30th Oct 2006, 23:33

Emma says:

I think I have a voucher for double points at Boots.

31st Oct 2006, 00:20

Cressida says:

I've got these wooden nickels.

31st Oct 2006, 00:32

The Keeper says:

Hmm blackmail... I do have some interesting ones...

31st Oct 2006, 11:19

Sarah MG says:

I've seen them!

31st Oct 2006, 11:21

The Keeper says:

I know YOU have. The 'others' wouldn't be able to handle it I fear. The 'image' portreyed may be shattered.

31st Oct 2006, 11:22

Eliza says:

That would not be good. What about the Forum - you gonna tell em or am I?

31st Oct 2006, 11:27

Sarah MG says:

Lets not shatter the fragile views of the others even if such said views are a tad dillusional!

31st Oct 2006, 11:33

Eliza says:

Bit cruel though. The truth would be better but then this would be a pretty lonely place!

31st Oct 2006, 11:43

Sarah MG says:

The truth is never the best option! remove the option of truth!

31st Oct 2006, 12:02

The White Hare (rabbit) says:

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!!!

31st Oct 2006, 12:03

Eliza says:

But it's not a very nice thing to do at the end of the day. Bloody horrible in fact.

31st Oct 2006, 12:04

MT says:

Whats everyone talking about???

31st Oct 2006, 12:06

Eliza says:

What would you like to talk about?

31st Oct 2006, 12:21

Cordelia says:

Well I think myself and MT would like to know what you're talking about! Sounds intriguing...

31st Oct 2006, 12:25

MT says:

Was just looking through the pictures and this one seemed busy......although most of the content seems irrelevant......hence 'what is everyone talking about'!

31st Oct 2006, 12:28

Eliza says:

'seems' would be the right word. If you're looking for SL praise this aint the place.

31st Oct 2006, 12:29

Cordelia says:

Oh. Getcha!

31st Oct 2006, 12:32

MT says:

Is this some kind of private members only page then...?

31st Oct 2006, 12:32

Eliza says:

Not at all! All are welcome here!

31st Oct 2006, 12:34

gumbum says:

Serious questions have to be asked. Do the "photo's "even exsist or are you just buying time? Will Steps ever re-form and play a sell out uk tour? Who is the puppet master? Can cowboy remember all the moves to Danish Songstress Whigfield 's hit"Saturday night"? Will I ever be able to pull myself together long enough to simple one line comment on here?

31st Oct 2006, 12:37

The Keeper says:

They exist alright. Unfortunately. For cowboys info - Finger twirl, finger twirl, hand over hand, hand over hand, roll forward, roll back, hand on hip, hand on hip, hand on bum, hand on bum, jump forward, jump back, jump round, clap. And yes I did just do that in the office.

31st Oct 2006, 12:44

The Keeper says:

Buying time for what?

31st Oct 2006, 12:48

The Keeper says:

And doing Saturday Night has just totally ruined my image of 'dark robed figure with sythe'

31st Oct 2006, 12:59

Sarah MG says:

Now do the Macarena!

31st Oct 2006, 13:40

The Keeper says:

On one leg? Practically impossible!

31st Oct 2006, 13:43

Sarah MG says:

Ah but not completely..............

31st Oct 2006, 13:48

buddleduddle says:

I marvel at your skills with the dance Oh Keeper. "If ya gettin' down" as performed by the combo Five was always going to be a classic. I truly now believe the photo's do exist and we are mere prawns in a greater plan.

31st Oct 2006, 13:54

The Keeper says:

I know not of 'The Five' (blatant lie). There'll be slam dunkin' the funk round here. Well not again at any rate.

31st Oct 2006, 13:56

MT says:

Truely bizzarre........what a strange world we live in...Enjoy...!

31st Oct 2006, 13:59

Anon says:

Keeper why dont you put a small section of one of the pics on and get people to guess the body part? or who it is?

31st Oct 2006, 14:04

The Keeper says:

Not all of them would be suitable for that. To much of that skin stuff going on.

31st Oct 2006, 14:05

Cressida says:

My illusions are all ready to be shattered... now hurry up and do the 5,6,7,8 dance.

31st Oct 2006, 14:12

Sarah MG says:

Oh fantastic i love that one!!! :o)

31st Oct 2006, 14:18

Cowboy says:

Yay!!! My boot scootin' baby's driving me ker-azy!

31st Oct 2006, 14:18

Eliza says:

Ooooh maybe we should post some pics of other singers on here just to confuse everyone - my vote goes on pics of Chesney Hawkes!

31st Oct 2006, 14:21

Sarah MG says:

I vote for inspector gadget!

31st Oct 2006, 14:25

Eliza says:

Earthworm Jim!

31st Oct 2006, 14:26

Moomintroll says:

Vote for me!

31st Oct 2006, 14:34

Professor Monkey for a Head says:

No! Vote for me!!!!

31st Oct 2006, 14:34

The Brain says:

Vote for me! I will take over the world!! Pinky? Pinky? Where are you??? PINKY!!!!!!!!

31st Oct 2006, 14:35

Cressida says:

I went into Primark the other day. There was a group of German girls looking at the skirts and singing "Inspector Gadget" in German. It was a very spiritual experience.

My vote goes to Paris Hilton. Bucketloads of talent, that woman.

31st Oct 2006, 15:15

gumpymug says:

My vote goes to Lee from Steps.

31st Oct 2006, 15:32

Eliza says:

It can't be anybody THAT great! Needs to be somebody slightly comical, not dedicated and super talented as you say. How about..... Dane Bowers LOL

31st Oct 2006, 15:34

piddleum says:

Victoria Beckham

31st Oct 2006, 15:39

Eliza says:

Ricky Martin

31st Oct 2006, 15:43

Cressida says:

I think piddleum has hit the nail on the head. Victoria Beckham is the way forward.

31st Oct 2006, 15:43

Eliza says:

Yeah but do we really want to look at her? Actually may help with the diet - great thought!

31st Oct 2006, 15:47

Cressida says:

Diet Coke is a lie, it's made of pillowcases.

31st Oct 2006, 15:48

Diet Coke says:

Slander! Misrepresentation! Abuse!

31st Oct 2006, 15:49

Cressida says:

Quiet, you.

I have a whole trunk of Diet Coke here. How's that for bribery?

31st Oct 2006, 15:49

Eliza says:

Nope - only fat coke for me!

31st Oct 2006, 15:51

Cressida says:

I could stir in some lard?

31st Oct 2006, 16:09

Eliza says:

Now you're talking!

31st Oct 2006, 16:12

buddle says:

anyway, I've been meaning to ask, ( I have been looking round the place and while not as palatial as the mire the ambiance is rather pleasing) who's this Lakeman bloke whose name appears about the place????? any good is he?

31st Oct 2006, 16:19

Cressida says:

Pfft, you're asking in the wrong place, love. This is AA.


Isn't it?

31st Oct 2006, 16:24

buffle says:

WHAT !!!!!!!! all this time we've been wandering the headquarters of a roadside assistance organisation !!!!!!!!!!!!!

31st Oct 2006, 16:27

Eliza says:

Sure is. Never heard of him. What does he do?

31st Oct 2006, 16:28

buffle says:

my name is buffle and I drive a Ford K A, hangs head in shame (again!)

31st Oct 2006, 16:29

Cressida says:

I don't know.Does he have a good toolkit?

31st Oct 2006, 16:29

bumdebum says:

we live in hope

31st Oct 2006, 16:31

Eliza says:

Ford KA! Shame on you!

Err - that would be telling

31st Oct 2006, 16:32

Cressida says:

My name is Cressida and I drive my housemates nuts.

31st Oct 2006, 16:32

Eliza says:

My name is not Eliza and I don't have any housemates. I do however have a lot of alcohol. Do you's fancy coming round to help me drink it? It's not that kind of AA is it?

31st Oct 2006, 16:34

bumdebum says:

but i do have access to an audi a3 sportback so there nananeenana sticks out tongue.puts finger on nose and wiggles fingers in ridiculous manner .

31st Oct 2006, 16:36

Eliza not says:

Q7 all the way

31st Oct 2006, 16:38

Cressida says:

Is that so? I know of someone who's a bit of a fan of the Audi cars.
Go on, then, you would-be "Eliza" you, let's drink like there's no tomorrow. Do you have a sprinkler system? You're welcome to come to ours for a bit if you want to try it out.

31st Oct 2006, 16:40

babsipud says:

how long will this thing go before it gets all rolled up and jams my screen ?,it's a bit like a toilet roll unravelling, that long eared labrador must be on lead at all times

31st Oct 2006, 16:42

Eliza not says:

Let's drink til we can't see.

Audi's aren't bad. Bentley's are better!

31st Oct 2006, 16:44

babs says:

*ears prick up drink you say
where and how much?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

31st Oct 2006, 16:45

Eliza not says:

Until they look at it and say to themselves 'my thats a lot of comments under Tim! What have they been saying?' and actually have a look at the bloody thing! Bit like the forum really!

31st Oct 2006, 16:46

Cressida says:

I'll drink to that. I've got some stockings if you need a hand with the fanbelt.

31st Oct 2006, 16:46

Cressida says:

That was about the Bentley. Not the mire.

31st Oct 2006, 16:47

Eliza not says:

As much as you can drink babs. Plenty for everyone - after all it IS Halloween!

31st Oct 2006, 16:47

Eliza not says:

Thanks Cressida but I'm kinda hoping the fanbelt is ok! Only few months old!

31st Oct 2006, 16:48

Cressida says:

I'm going to party as a pumpkin tonight. My sleeping bag is orange; I figured it'd work.
Is there as much as _I_ can drink?

31st Oct 2006, 16:49

babs says:

can i bring the 543 other people who are waiting for these mythical photo's too pretty please?

31st Oct 2006, 16:49

Eliza not says:

Plenty Cressida - I think there may even be a load left over at the end!

31st Oct 2006, 16:51

Cressida says:

I think they're lying about these so-called "photos". My images are crying out to be shattered and still they only tease. Pah.

31st Oct 2006, 16:51

babs says:

It's actually not so bad athing if they don't read it *ahem, hastily looks to see if one has incriminated ones self.

31st Oct 2006, 16:52

The Keeper says:

Bring em all babs! I will post one tonight (not missing Most Haunted Live though!)!!

31st Oct 2006, 16:52

Eliza not says:

Oh I think they should! Can anybody answer me a question while we're on here?

31st Oct 2006, 16:53

Cressida says:

The Keeper! The keeper speaks!

31st Oct 2006, 16:54

The Keeper says:

Yes well i would have 'flourished' my cloak/robe attire and swung my sythe too but the effect would have been lost on here.

31st Oct 2006, 16:55

Cressida says:

I can picture it, that's almost as good. Good golly how exciting, a new picture. What a treat!

Or is it a trick?

31st Oct 2006, 16:58

babs says:

huzzah and yippety doo dah! but I must away, I have 12 geese snapping at my ankles all crying out for ear socks to get them throught the long winter ahead.
*casts on" clickety clickety " farewell most worthy of worthy people, in fact on a scale of 1-10 of worthiness you would all hover around the 18 mark. Bugger dropped a stitch.

31st Oct 2006, 16:58

The Keeper says:

Hmm now to choose one.

31st Oct 2006, 17:00

Cressida says:

Just let me know if you need a hand...

31st Oct 2006, 17:03

babs says:

*nearly gone, choose wisely for much depends on the choosing of the choicest one lest dissapoint ment is wrought in the choosing of a naff one

31st Oct 2006, 17:05

babs says:

No strings dangling about all over would be good.

31st Oct 2006, 17:07

Cressida says:

One with Orinoko in would be good if you have one.

31st Oct 2006, 17:07

The Keeper says:

No orinoco I'm afraid. Yes I do have one with strings actually! I will prove that at some point too - but not this time. This time I choose... I choose... Tim.

31st Oct 2006, 17:09

babs says:

underground over ground wobbleing free,tee hee

31st Oct 2006, 17:10

babs says:

Tim , so be it,

31st Oct 2006, 17:12

The Keeper says:

It will be unveiled tonight at 7pm once i have opened the bag of doom (not letting the cat out of course) and selected the correct manifestation capturement. Or something like that.

31st Oct 2006, 17:13

Cressida says:

Hurrah!! Truly this will be a splendid occasion. Shall I wear a special dress?

31st Oct 2006, 17:14

The Keeper says:

Now if you'll excuse me I must just find that can of hairspray and a lighter - in case any children come to my door dressed as spiders.

31st Oct 2006, 17:15

Cressida says:

I'll stick to pumpkin costume then.

31st Oct 2006, 17:16

babs says:

I have sweeties but i shall shut the curtains, turn out the lights and jolly well scoff the lot myself.

31st Oct 2006, 17:18

The Keeper says:

Should we crop ourselves out of photo's so we can't be identified? Actually why are there no photo's of 'the truly great and wonderful people' on here AKA us lot?

31st Oct 2006, 17:19

babs says:

until 7 then, *stiffles almost uncontrollable excitement.
Dear heaven .That my life should come to this ;-(

31st Oct 2006, 17:20

The Keeper says:

My question is - should the madness continue here... under this picture of Tim... or should it move to a more glorious place... the new pic of Tim?

31st Oct 2006, 17:23

babs says:

i will leave "cropping , a moral dilemma " in your capable hands .to crop would add to the air of mystery that surrounds you.Do what you think fit oh cropper (or not ) of photo's.

31st Oct 2006, 17:25

babs says:

oh new place to save endless scrolling

31st Oct 2006, 17:26

The Keeper says:

New one it will be then! I must admit it was annoying me too.

31st Oct 2006, 17:27

Cressida says:

I think a good 400 comments is enough for one picture, don't you?
Nobody should have to press "Page Down" as much as I have done today.

31st Oct 2006, 17:34

babs says:

Is Tim aware of proposed posting? Does he have a sense of humour? Will he harbour grudges against commentees?

31st Oct 2006, 17:40

The Keeper says:

Tim will not mind - i have chosen a very nice one of him. He also has a bizarre sense of humour so no grudges.

31st Oct 2006, 17:41

babs says:

He has grown already in my estimation of him:-)

31st Oct 2006, 17:43

The Keeper says:

He even does 'stupid dancing' when drunk. We love him. Hats off to Tim. Underestimated and overlooked member of team.

31st Oct 2006, 17:45

babs says:

huzzah for Tim and his dancing . He shall be overestimated and underlooked no longer . It is Tim's time to shine in he firmament of something or other.

31st Oct 2006, 17:54

Cressida says:

I've picked out a constellation. Just sent it to Patrick Moore with a request to add to all the charts.

31st Oct 2006, 17:58

babs says:

You know Cress, Tim deserves a shiny new place but I'm going to miss this old place and all the wonderful memories held within it's virtual walls *sniffle sniffle takes long last look before leaving through window, pssst, it's agood job they don't look at mire anymore, ahem.

31st Oct 2006, 18:09

Cressida says:

Saved in faves... ;)

31st Oct 2006, 18:10

Tweedle says:

* fidgets in anticipation*

31st Oct 2006, 19:01

babs says:

*tumbleweed drifts past!

31st Oct 2006, 19:29

Tweedle says:

*Tweedleweed*

31st Oct 2006, 20:39

Chloe says:

Wow this sounds like fun....missed the dancing and all tht....wth is going on!!??!!

31st Oct 2006, 22:14

babs says:

teehee

31st Oct 2006, 22:20

Chloe says:

Emma told me to read through it...but 440m posts could take a long time!!!

1st Nov 2006, 17:41