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a nice random image to get you started:
i now have a FLICKR page too!
"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"
"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”
"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."
"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."
african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."
"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"
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i told a funny joke once...
,monkey finger,trying out new ideas for facial decoration
you is well fit!
backwards lamb says:
got an admirer there bro!
is that one of those darts from the cross bow? got your self one then?
i do this when bored too.
monkey_finger says:
apparently so! and it appeared before i'd even got onto the site to check if it had arrived!
its is indeed a croosbow bolt - its great fun, and deadly accurate. i managed to hit tom in both eyes the other day. (don't worry - he had safety galsses on)
i was bored and drunk - a fatal combination
backwards lamb says:
safty glasses? or just glasses?
yes bordom and alcaho is a fatal combination i have done many a thing in that situation!
monkey_finger says:
well, sunglasses. there is a video of it on one of my friends' phones. i'll see if i can get it bluetoothed to me, and blog it!
backwards lamb says:
yes that would be funny!
we did that with painballs that was a little scaryer than the rubber dart. and mildly more dangerouse
backwards lamb says:
hurts even more when they dont pop! i think bob got a bit of a black eye but that was simons bad shooting. they were big glasses, and the paint ball gun wasnt a hugely big gun it was one of them you buy from burtons!
monkey_finger says:
its a bit dried out now - it wasn't at all hot. i was doing the 'dangerous music' from the circus in my head though...
Spiderbaby says:
The spoon and the pepper ones make me think of Salvador Dali for some reason : )
monkey_finger says:
that definitely wasn't what was going through my addled mind at the time...
monkey_finger says:
i did have a brief spell of puttong things up my nose, but that quickly stopped after the 'fork' episode....
hmmmm... I remember the 'button' episode....nothing changes does it....
monkey_finger says:
i've got a bigger nose now though - i can fit all sorts up there now, buttons are small fry
please please go out tonight, meet some friends, go to the pics.....just leave household items alone.....
monkey_finger says:
i'm going to a cabaret show tonight in an old audi showroom, which should be good. maybe i'll put on a show of body balancing....
monkey_finger says:
well, i'm planning on drinking some cider, so forgetting is a distinct possibilty.
i'll try...
well you know, life is a cabaret...
all been done before ......
* hmmm where did the piccy go...it was here yesterday?
Spiderbaby says:
That was truely a great moment in all the history of balancing stuff on your face
backwards lamb says:
mandy why would it be sad baldric is stuff legends are made from!
Luckily, Black Adder is repeated on BBCAmerica over & over & over & over. If I'm lucky, I'll get to see that episode again next week!
FilbertFox says:
must get to posts quicker. Spiderbaby beat me too the Salvador.
Wasn't the baldrics slug will always have a place in my heart - i loved that little guy
And i also have to agree with tamia
JokerXL says:
It's Zorro!
I'd recognise him anywhere, whatever dodgy moustache he tried.
;-)
