Reason number 45 not to shop at Morrison's: damaged packaging? No
problem, just wrap it up with tape!
Can anyone identify this music?More importantly, can anyone explain why it ended up on my voicemail
the other day? It was from a withheld number.
The omelette tasted of rubber, the bacon was like salty cardboard, the hash browns were impossible to cut through with a plastic fork, and the less said about the sausage the better.
The beans were alright, though.