Top quality insults in my part of the world
Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm in bed. :)
I can't seem to link this to any puns, but i'm shore some will ap-pier.
As aidan said, it's like a house exploded or something. They're probably going to find several people under the pile in the morning too..
Can anyone think of a good reason why there's be a bundle of Location Location Location magazines on my doorstep?
..although sadly forgot to ask if I could take pictures while I was inside. Their offices are entirely carpeted with astroturf, and they're very nice people. I got a tour of the building from the girl who answers the bananaphone, and chatted about Neighbours for a bit. And I got a free smoothie.
The 'please use the appropriate entrance' bit is a reference to the sign above the door that says 'people', and the sign above the window that says 'burglars'.
They're near Shepherd's Bush. If you're in the area, do go and pop in..