... You'll all be doing it this time next year.
Now before you all start posting messages of disapproval and hate, may
I point out that this cat ... the fattest cat I have ever seen
... comes to my back door every night looking for more
food! Last night he jumped in through an open window and made a break for my kitchen. Asking politely is one thing, but trespassing, I
think, is fully deserving of the one fingered salute!
13th Nov 2004, 19:13
... And the lamp is on! Oh, how the nights are fair drawing in.
11th Nov 2004, 15:03
New Car to Colin: Hello!
Colin to New Car: I love you!
I'm struggling to think of a name for her. Any suggestions?
10th Nov 2004, 09:16
Some random snaps from my trip to Scotland and back at the weekend ...
Some Glaswegian friends who were obviously very pleased to see me!
Largs ... it always looks grim in the wintertime.
Sunset at a faceless M6 service stop (Little Chef not pictured).
9th Nov 2004, 23:22
The best of last night's halloween-een (does that make sense?) party!
Note: Expensive and elaborate gorilla costume purchased on Ebay not
pictured because it never arrived on time! What a waste of 60
quid. Chewbacca costume hired at last minute from party shop also not
pictured because it slipped my mind to take a picture of myself. Doh!
And besides, it was a bit ... basic ...
31st Oct 2004, 16:20
I see that "Burn it!" isn't one of the options. Or "Laugh at the silly, silly journalism in it!" for
Not a word of a lie - this edition featured a "story" about a man in a stormtrooper costume "arresting" a Star Wars Trilogy DVD thief. Only the stormtrooper was just a jobless actor, and the thief was a legit paying customer - the checkout girl had just forgotten to take the security tag off.
Only three paragraphs in you're thinking "Why ...?"
24th Oct 2004, 22:21
Work put me up in a very swank hotel in London the other night. Nice
of them to reserve the only room with a view of the bins for me!
Top marks, though, for what was delivered to my room when I called
reception to inform them I'd forgotten my toothbrush ...
21st Oct 2004, 09:19
Seems everybody's coming down with the lurgie!
18th Oct 2004, 21:22