The Worst Book Ever Written has been published. You can see it here. No, it isn't mine. If the owner of this book wants to out themselves, it's up to them.
Honestly, if this book isn't being sold in the comedy section, there's clearly a problem in the universe. It really is *that bad*.
No I have no clue what flavor it was, only that it had nothing to do with
Which is creepy, and odd.
Then again, I don't know why it's creepy and odd-- m&m;'s are the same way.
Stuff they gave us at Blue Smoke
The little blue capsule is filled with these fancy toothpicks. The other thing is a moist towelette.
Quote of the Night: "Next time I'm just going to eliminate the middleman.
Have them bring me a bunch of mint leaves to chew on and a bottle of
Hurricane Magnet, who by that point sounded more than a bit like
I wish I could have gotten a better shot of this, but as we all know by now,
the treo has shit for a camphone. It was lime green, with little tabs all
over it that wiggled around in even the slightest puff of air. Kinda like
an old style bathing cap.Comedy gold.
Scenes from Geodyne's bedroom.The dichotomy is wonderful.
The balloon makes yet another appearance.
I was talking to the monster at the time. I told him I was having a perfect
dinner. He asked what it was. I told him- good, fresh bread, crackers, 4
different kinds of cheese, two different kinds of olives, and some tasty
sausage. Absolutely straight up perfect, as far as I am concerned.
And when people ask me about some of the most wonderful things I've ever had to eat, this will be high on the list, sitting there in Geodyne's kitchen, typing away on the laptop.