Actual screenshot from an actual Japanese movie about a wrestling squid.
Even the toilets at the Institute of Contemporary Arts have attitude.
Blah blah blah wish I had an optical zoom blah blah blah Pleasance Grand blah blah blah Edinburgh.
With the video display caught between two-shot and close-up.
At the end you can hear a Cineworld staffer telling me that my phone will be taken off me before the screening. Because as you can see, the Nokia 7610 would be capable of making a DVD-quality copy of the movie.
Notice how the screen has been replaced by a piece of cardboard with 'please insert your card' written on it in biro.
Advert for the Spank clubnight at the Underbelly. There's been a lot of burlesque this year, it's true.