Original text: 'Bye Sandra (mixed media, 2011) #LFF #LastDitchAttemptToGetOnTheBFIEmail'
(A small tribute to London Film Festival boss Sandra Hebron on her final day in the job. In case it's not obvious at this resolution, it's made out of all the tickets I bought for that year's festival. The BFI used to highlight the best LFF-related tweets each day in their mailout. Appallingly, this was not considered to be one of them.)
Original text: '@DaftLimmy Congratulations. Can we all come back now?'
(Screenshot from the climax of the day in which Limmy set himself the challenge of losing 1,000 of his 12,000 followers in 24 hours, purely through the power of his own dickishness. More about Limmy here, for those who don't know.)