Alfie is king of Moblog,
Of that there is no doubt,
With Mat, a Superhero,
(Who always sorts things out).....
I have heard that Nokia
Are giving stuff away,
So pretty soon, Alfie should have
A phone for everyday .....
Being a "Media Whore" has its perks .......
There's nothing our Nige won't do
To get that special shot....
Dangle from ledges, crawl through hedges
He's done the blooming lot....
His photographic prowess
Has been enhanced of late,
In the privacy of his study
He's been known to rasterbate ....
The skies above were silent,
The planes were on the ground
Dhmaka was due to fly ....
An answer must be found!
To cross the sea was vital,
Alternatives were tried....
She may not walk on water
But she certainly can ride....
Second day waiting in for deliveries ...... I have a ton of housework to do ......
So Joe's in charge of weather,
I'm really glad of that,
For the price of a pie and a pint
You can have a little chat.
You can bargain for the sunshine
With a pint of Amstel Ale,
But offer him a Babycham
Then all you'll get is hail...
Sorry Joe .... was bored and looked to Moblog for inspiration ......
Dutch magnetic kissing dolls ... found in a charity shop ... I'm a sucker for
charity shop tat .....
16th Aug 2006, 20:35
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The same cheeky chappie ..... just an older sister .....
15th Aug 2006, 18:23
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..... really he does .....
13th Aug 2006, 16:35
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on the little steam railway going up Snowdon .......
11th Aug 2006, 19:34
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