Joker XL's lost his horn
(but doesn't give a hoot)
It's just the opportunity
To riffle through his boot ..
He looks inside his party box
for his special little toy,
(the one he's liked to play with
ever since he was a boy)...
He finds what he's been looking for ...
It's sitting in his lap ...
It lies there coiled and waiting...
.. a shiny little chap..
And when he comes to use it
To scare his spikey foe...
To get the full six inches*
It needs a little blow..
* These things are most effective when fully extended .....
the result of a very frustrating morning hanging about awaiting instructions for my latest project .... thank you Moblog for the distraction .......
Or rather bare bear bottom spanking.... part of my collection of russian
bear automata ....Year 9 girlies are designing and making wooden automata as
part of this terms RMT project .... I took this and some other more complex
ones into school as examples ....
Paintist was the first (not posted on my blog) and so fittingly should be the last (for now)... have a very busy few weeks ahead so no more time for sillinesses .....
My good lady of paint
Is an absolute saint,
She is talented witty and kind
Her comments are great
Her photos first rate
And her blog is a genuine find
There is just one small thing
(with familiar ring)
that puzzles me more than most
We never do see,
(or is it just me?)
Her face on anyone?s post.
A huge talent, hidden behind a huge pallette ...
There are many folk on Moblog
Who are talented and fun,
Miss Pretty Pants (that's Mandy),
Most certainly is one .....
She likes shooting horses
(With a camera, not a gun),
But when they won't keep still for her,
Photography's no fun.
Then inspiration came to her,
(She is a cunning lass)
She solved the problem neatly with
a stick stuck down her ass!.
Mandy, the best wildlife photographer on the blog .... and a lovely funny lady to boot .....
Geodyne and Dhmaka decided
It would be fun
To post up crazy photos
Just to confuse everyone.
In the name of plotblogging
They posted funny pics,
With Dhmaka outdoing Geo
With her photographic tricks.
But Geodyne came back,
With a flash of inspiration,
And plotblogged a plotblogging,
Just to confuse the situation ..
Plotblogging confused or what? ...... actually think I understand at last .....
FilbertFox and Backwards Lamb
Decided that they'd play,
Said FilbertFox to Backwards Lamb
"Come on punk, make my day"
Said Backwards Lamb to Filbert Fox
"Play nicely with me please"
Said Filbert Fox to Backwards Lamb
"Just get up off your knees"
So FilbertFox and Backwards Lamb
Played nicely (as they can),
Til FilbertFox told Backwards Lamb
To go hang his little man ..
Handing him the rope .....
Master Spike has many sides
And all of them are valid,
His darker side, his lighter side,
His bright face and his pallid.
His art, his craft, his music
Are central to his core.
His friends are, even more so
(he could not love them more)
The many sides to Master Spike
(and these include his sins)
are held together loosely
by his piercings and his pins..
The camp side of Spike .....
Sir Findo Gask and Ryan
Went to the park to play,
They took along a kite to fly
( it was a windy day) ....
Borris stopped to watch them
As the kite came whizzing by .....
He launched himself into the air..
Who said a dog can't fly?
Inspired by a tag on Sir Findo's recent post "Borris the dog for scale
purposes only and not for flying"...
PS. I was going to do Spike, but bottled out ....
