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my sleepy spoilt mutts. sweet though ain't they....

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30th Jul 2005, 12:48   comments (1)

European Union symbol approval.

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After 5 years debate, the European Assembly together with the International Court for Human Rights has approved this symbol for signification of marriage taking place. It will be required at all places of marriage certification within Europe.
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20th Jul 2005, 12:57   comments (8)

you'll laugh at this - read it, please...

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by the way, the image is a fractal & is attached for no good reason other than the fact that i like fractal mathematics...PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING.
IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS FUNNYIT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY !
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20th Jul 2005, 11:25   comments (4)

my son at 3am....

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having a long chat around the brazier, just the 2 of us, telling about 50 jokes, identifying stars etc. it was so good we did it again the next day. well cool.
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14 weeks old & growing....

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full of fun. 15 minutes nap every 2 hours, then she explodes into 'looking for trouble mode'. not so bad really, she obey's 'some' commands & the house training's done. remarkably easy with this one.
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18th Jul 2005, 16:58   comments (7)

Gotta move around a bit....

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18th Jul 2005, 16:56   comments (2)

She'll kill me for this...

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but it's so cute
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18th Jul 2005, 16:55   comments (9)

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