A Craft Moment

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A craft moment:
*Can't
Remember
A
F**king
Thing....* *Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.* Marie Louise De La Ramee

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Voyeurism!

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On the beach these two couldn't keep their hands off each other, it got
a lot worse than this. I dared my young friend to offer to join them but
alas, MYF was terrified they might say yes!

Yet again..

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...I find the wonders of the internet count for nothing if you've got no
idea at all what a flower is called. Must ask Santa for a flower book.
This puts me in mind of an elaborate onion flower.
18th Aug 2008, 20:35   | tags:,comments (0)

Sunflower competition

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We had a patio sunflower seed growing competition. Mine looks like a
patch of chick weed, my young friend's is marginally better but this
effort is clear indication that Heather is a great big cheater and
nobbled our seeds. CHEATER!
18th Aug 2008, 20:19   | tags:,,,comments (1)

Thistle

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8th Aug 2008, 12:02   | tags:,comments (0)

Language of flowers

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I couldn't find one definite meaning for yellow roses in the language of
flowers which may or may not be a load of old b*ll*cks. However, among
the meanings listed were *friendship* and *freedom*. I have interpreted
this as *I want to do something unspeakably filthy to you...* My young
friend is so romantic!

In fact, nothing more...

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...than an indifferent cup of tea.
1st Aug 2008, 06:54   | tags:,,comments (0)

Let's get it on!

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A live sex show! An orangey coloured bug gets it away with his young
friend among the flowers. Sweeeeet!

In my young friend's elderly Aunt's garden...

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...I found this flowering shrub. I don't know what it is called and she
couldn't remember. As well as these flowers, it had purply berries on
too......

Edit: My slum lord's sister in law reckons this is called Hymalayan Honeysuckle. Is this true or is she taking the piss out of poor Craft...?